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[feckinboomstick]

... So s'it all over then?

Thank God, that was the most pointless half month of me life. May as well have just been feckin' dead, should have faffed about in that dead bloke liminal space if I'd known I'd come back to a load of shite.

Would have gotten exactly the same amount of garbage done.

Great, new guardian votin' too.

Can't wait, I'll get the phone all set up, see if I can't hook it proper to the telly and I'll take a shot every time someone says somethin' stupid.

Tannusen, I want ye to cart me unconscious droolin' carcass to me room when I'm done and lock the door so I don't go stumblin' out at three AM and start a fight with the hat rack again.

Seems like an excellent way to spend me weekend.

Comments

[feckinboomstick]

Nae, I what busted the hat rack, t'was in pieces for a full forty two hours before we pasted it back together.

Wall wasn't doin' too well either all things considered.

Floor's a filthy cheater it is.

[number1stalker]

So you beat up a hat rack and a wall, but lost to the floor.

[Hee.]

And it only cheats because you don't have an anti-gravity device, duh.

[feckinboomstick]

I don't want a feckin' anti-gravity device, that'll set the whole house afloat.

What kind of numpty would want that?

[number1stalker]

No no this one just does one room.

[She speaks from experience!]

And... someone who wants to float?

[feckinboomstick]

Who would want that?

It would make everythin' in the room drift off, what if ye set if off in the china room?

[number1stalker]

Apparently Black Hat did?

[No he didn't. Flug is just shit at his job, Demencia.]

It has a big green button, so you'd have to turn it on on purpose for that to happen.

[feckinboomstick]

That is the dumbest thing I've heard in me whole feckin' life.

[number1stalker]

Really? I thought it was kinda fun, old man.

[feckinboomstick]

Who are ye callin' old, I don't look old, ye sea hag lookin' cock eyed-

[Cassian no]

[number1stalker]

[Hissing laughter from her.]

[feckinboomstick]

Gap toothed witch with the face of a blind cobblers thumb, ye are!

[number1stalker]

[Enjoy having her hold the phone closer to her mouth and going chomp chomp.

Lookit that mouth full of sharp teeths, Cass.]

I've heard worse then that, grampa.