[Action] Huff and Puff and Blow your Dreams Down

[big_bad_ending]

[First, a beautiful unhappy ending was thwarted and now he's in a new disgustingly bright and happy sun-shiny day. At least he got a pretty-pretty necklace out of this. That makes up for falling asleep in the Shadow Realm and waking up in this happy land.

Not.

Ulric, a big bad wolf, floats above Genessia, taking in its sights with disgust, thinking over what the brochures and the hologram said.]

Genessia... A whole other world from my own. No Brute. No Bruha. No Rascal...

[A sinister Wolfy grin.]

No Glitter Force~

At long last, I can do what I do best. [Ulric produces a peculiar book.]


Genessia! Your picturesque fairy tale is coming to an end-

-as I paint your dreams black!

[Ulric crushes a tube of paint in his hand and smeared the ages with the only black paint. The magic of the book is activated, unleashing a wave that turns Genessia's day in a bleak, full moon night. His magic was re-writing the future to a sad ending.

Black aura appeared around people in the immediate vicinity, wisps of darkness gravitating towards the Book of Sad Endings.]

Every ounce of negative energy turns the Wheel of Doom one more tick, bringing me closer to the day I can revive my master; Nogo, Emperor of Evil!

[But nothing happens. Ulric didn't sense that satisfying tick of doom. In fact, none of the people appear to be incapacitated by hopelessness.]


Hey... What gives? [He flies down to the nearest NPC.]
Why isn't your negative energy turning the wheel of doom?

[The NPC shrugs and continues on with his day.]

Great. What am I supposed to do now?

Comments

[geez_louise]

[Louise looked thoughtful for a moment, then turned to the Wolf]. Have you visited my dad? Because that would explain a lot. [Not with HER there of course, because it's not like you could curse someone ALL of their life]. Also, what if your world already kind of sucked?

[big_bad_ending]

[He shrugs.]

It doesn't matter if your world sucks or not. As long as people have hopes and dreams.

Now, are you going to beat it or am I going to have to make you?

[geez_louise]

So, only certain people are in trouble then? Doesn't really seem like a solid plan. Pfft, yeah, before you huff and puff and blow my house down.

[big_bad_ending]

[He lets out a deep, annoyed growl.]

You're lucky I already wasted a buffoon on a pixie.

Doesn't mean I can't cook ya up and eat ya.

[He still hasn't had lunch.]

[geez_louise]

Oh yeah, I bet.

Gross. What kind of wolf guy just eats a kid they just met from another world? You don't even know if I'd give you, like, the worse case of diarrhea ever.

[big_bad_ending]

That's why you cook your food to safe temperatures to kill off the bacteria. 145 degrees, to be exact.

[He raises a hand and brandishes his claws.]

I'll give you a head start in running.

[geez_louise]

My dad runs a burger joint, and we live upstairs from it. Trust me, I know what temperature you have to cook food.

[Louise took out her smartphone].

I could do that. Or, you know, I could just type that there's a super dangerous wolf man attempting to eat people at the bay. We could really see how quick their law enforcement really is.

Oh! I wonder if they shoot on sight!