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Y'know, at least it's all toasty here now, I got a raw deal the last time I came here when it was all crummy and wintery.

[oh.

OH GOOD.

IT'S THIS VOICE AGAIN.]

I mean it ain't no Bimini or nuthin' but hey, it ain't no Greenland either, I'll take it.

So's like whats happened here since I ain't been around an' stuff? Anyone die? Aliens? We catch sasquatch yet?

Does this place even do anythin'?

... We get any prettier ladies 'round here since I left?

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[Ha haw.]

Well~... It doesn't mean I don't like being in the water, which I'm going to be doing more of what with this heat.

Yeah yeah! Swimmin' is awful nice in real salt water. Way better 'n a pool, ain't got none of the chemicals an' crap.

Pool's 'r gonna hafta do in the winter though...

Ugh pools, they ruin my hair.

[Huff puff, thanks for reminding her of pools being shitty.]

And for winter have you considered something like a large tub?

Sure sure I do! I just need a whole lotta room ta be happy, I like swimmin'!

I mean a tub works ta not let ya dry out, but it don't do crap when ya wanna have a swim.

Oooh, you've never seen these big tubs. Really rich folks have them.

[She's drained a few said rich folks, which is why she knows.]

Big enough to swim in.

Real rich? How big's the tub?

That big?

... Sos it's a pool.

[KANI]

It's not a pool because it's not full of chlorine and shit.

Also you can just empty it via a drain. Less fuss.

.. Sos its more of a fresh water pool that ya don't keep around and let get all stagnant.

... Hey that don't sound too bad, I want one!

Sure lets go with that.

[Idiot.]

Well maybe someplace here has one?

[No one ever accused Kani of being a genius]

Well I could just buy one.

[At least be a little educated, man!]

You'd need like, a house to put it in first. Or a big apartment.

Kay I'll go get one of those too.

[LOOK HE HAS BIG PLANS ON BEING VERY RICH VERY FAST]

... Good luck with that then.

It ain't gonna be too hard, wasn't to hard at home either!

Don't get a better singer'n a siren!

It ain't cheatin' if ya do it naturally.

It is kind of.

Just because us types don't need auto-tuning.

Nah nah. It's just a natural advantage.

Natural pain in the ass if you do it wrong.

I ain't done it wrong yet!

[At least not by accident.

Getting it wrong on purpose is a different story.]

Wanna hear?

No... No thanks.

Ya sure?

I put on the best shows, ain't met a person yet who don't like it. I got a million songs!

Very sure. Maybe I'll go see one of your shows when you're settled or something.

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