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[It was really just a matter of time.

He'd have to be visible publicly eventually, he couldn't limit his interactions to a giant shapeshifting cat, his grip on sanity was tenuous as it was anyway.

So here's the video.

A sleek, well dressed tuxedo cat with polished pince nez glasses, oh so dapper in a style that wouldn't have looked out of place on Al Capone.

Neat as a pin and seated comfortably at what appears to be a kitchen table]

I'll be offering my services to local businesses as a freelance accountant. Apparently, it is impossible to establish my own business, and I've not yet found a reputable accounting agency in the area.

I'm going to keep this initial broadcast curt and to the point, and if anyone has need for my services, you're welcomed to contact me privately for further information. I do have a resume, though I can't imagine contacting any former employers is possible here.

I've had eleven years of experience in the field-

[Eleven years of technically legal experience-]

And I highly doubt you'll find someone better equipped to manage finances and budgeting here.

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[Blink, blink... Give Edith a second, she just needs to remember that she's seen stranger things than a cat in a suit. ]

Oh! Sorry, uh, but yes, I was a bit annoyed when I found out I couldn't start a business of my own yet either. But once I do, maybe I could call on your services then?

[It wasn't much, but at least she's trying to help?]

I suppose that will have to do.

I'll make a note of it, your name please?

Gale, Edith Gale.

And I'm afraid I don't think I caught your name Sir.

Mordecai Heller.

I look forward to future business with you.

Like wise, um, I'm sure you're busy though so I'll try not to take up any more of your time. Sir.

[She's also trying to bale before she says something stupid and cat related ^^;;]

[Doot-de-doo, just another average day. Ooh! A new network post. It's...

Ted's doubled over, in public, holding his sides and laughing almost to the point of tears. A cat. In a suit. A Jewish cat in a suit. And he's taking himself so seriously. How? How do they do it? Ted would be in stitches in front of the mirror every day if he looked even half so feline! Does he stretch languidly? Lick himself to bathe? Purr when he's especially pleased? So many questions, so few answers.

He's earned more strange looks than usual, so indisposed. Asking metaphysical questions to no one in particular didn't help.]

"Well if he's made in the image of God, and I'm made in the image of God, what in God's name does God look like? Hahahahaha!"

[He can neither breathe nor deal. Thank goodness they (probably) haven't met in person. The enjoyment may not have been mutual.]

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[Don't laugh at him where he can see you, Ted, or there's gonna be a bullet salad in your future]

Shame I don't actually own a business, otherwise, I would say something.

But hey, pretty sure a good portion of businesses that get opened could use someone like you. Because I worry they don't actually know how that type of thing works.

No one usually does, I've found.

Budgeting and money management are curiously difficult concepts for people to grasp.

You would think people would understand at least something, but nope. I at least know to save when I can.

It is not merely saving, but doubling of your income.

A talented accountant could stand to make anyone rich.

I don't think I would need to do that. I mean was rich back home, but here I don't really need to be.

[But she will believe him for the most part.]

But hey, if you know you can do that with someone, good on you.

[Oh, Dray so recognizes that voice.]

You never told me you were a Tryad! [Or at least he looks a lot like one. Tad on the small side, though. But Mordecai sure has their good temper and friendly personality. ]

What are you wearing?

A what?

[mugh]

It's a three piece suit, thank you.

A Tryad. Are you not? You look like them, just shorter.

[Dray scrunches his nose.] That's awful. Why would you wear that?

No, I'm not.

Because public indecency laws dictate that it is illegal to flounce around main street pantless, to begin, and secondly, I like this suit.

What species you are then? You're not an Eidion either.

That's absurd, there's no law that forces you to wear all that many clothes on. It's unnatural. But if you do it because you like it, that I can understand.
More or less.

I'm a cat.

[LIKE HE ASSUMED YOU WERE UNTIL TEN SECONDS AGO. One is the loneliest number, Mordecai]

I suppose you could get around it with a well placed fig leaf and liberal use of pasties if you hate decency that much.

Oh those. I learned about them when I arrived here. You look similar to my people.

[Dray is also lonely, cry him a river kitty AlCapone~

He scoffs.] Please, that's ridiculous. Are you ashamed of your body?

It can't be impossible.

What can't be? Accounting? Finding a job? Starting a business?

Or finding someone better at it than I am?

I can assure you, you won't find better.

Starting your own business.

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