[video] 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

[mira_strauss]

[Mira has just woken up and is playing with her smartphone, finding that she catches on fairly quickly, but finding the device to be amusing all the same.]

These things are great, it would probably make getting drinks so much easier if customers could just place their orders in ahead of time. Then again, I kind of prefer the face to face reactions.

[She clicks another thing, and finally realizes that it's a video recorder like some of the magic in her own world.]

Oh! Hello everyone! I'm Mirajane, and I was wondering if anyone here could tell me if they've seen any Fairy Tail mages around? My siblings Elfman or Lissana readily spring to mind, but any members would likely be a welcome sight if I'm going to be here for a while. If not, well I'd be happy to offer my services as a barmaid if anyone is hiring. I have a good five or six years of experience behind the bar, and I can mix just about any drink you'd like.

(Edit hours later): Erza has informed me we do have a branch of Fairy Tail, so I'll be working there. If anyone would like my free month of room and board, please speak to me, and if anyone wants a nice foaming mug of beer, come to the Fairy Tail guild hall! Best quality liquor with the friendliest barmaid~!

Comments

[Video]

[redhairedknight]

[When she looked at her phone, this was probably one of the last things she had expected to see.]

Mira? [She'll stare at the screen for a moment, dumbfounded - at least that answers the question.

After a few seconds, she shakes her head.] I'm here, along with the First. [There's also someone else from their world present, but she'd prefer to discuss that in person; Zeref's presence in Genessia is a rather complicated subject.] Where are you?

[Video]

[mira_strauss]

Erza?

[Okay, Mirajane is also surprised, because last she remembered, Erza, Natsu, Gray, and Lucy left to go on a hundred year quest together, and she's wondering if Erza being here alone is the result of their quest going awry.]

Are you okay?

[Okay... probably a strange thing for her to be asking since she just got here, but the surprise at which she was greeted in the first place took her... by surprise.]

Well I just woke up, so I'm not entirely sure yet, but perhaps this might tell me...

[She seems to be looking at the pamphlet most arrivals receive.]

[Video]

[redhairedknight]

Hm? I'm fine. [Seems like a reasonable question for Mira to ask, considering that they've been dragged to some other world.] Just stay there for now - the pamphlets are pretty helpful.

We've got a branch of Fairy Tail set up in this place, so I can take you there.

[Video]

[mira_strauss]

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

[It's not like she knows her way around just yet.]

I hope you don't mind if I turn the guild hall into a proper bar?

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[orlokbutterfly]

Pretty sure I've heard the term "Fairy Tail" thrown around in Fayren a lot. You might wanna check that out, dunno if it's the thing you're looking for.

[He waves at the camera.]

If not, I'd be happy to offer a job to you. Run two nightclubs, one in Genessia and the other in Nova. I'm always lookin' for bartenders there. Name's Gale.

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[mira_strauss]

If there is a branch of the Fairy Tail guild in Fayen, I will likely become the bartender there but I shall definitely keep your offer in mind. I don't mind working in more than one place if business is slow.

Nice to meet you Gale.

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[orlokbutterfly]

Fair enough. Feel free to give me a call if you decide you ever want to come by.

[He adjusts his glasses slightly.]

I was under the impression that guild thing was just for magic users to hang out. Didn't know they had a bar to go along with it. Shows how much I go to Fayren, eh? I wouldn't mind swingin' by sometime if it'd be open to the public.

[Video]

[youfool]

Hello, Mirajane! What a lovely name that is. I'm Ted. I see Erza has already told you what I would've; welcome anyway! I knew Levy a while; I'm sorry she's no longer here, but I've heard plenty about you and your guild.

[Video]

[mira_strauss]

You were a friend of Levy's?

[She's starting to wonder... how long ago was that? Is this place like the Edolas Natsu and Lucy went to, or is this a world that works a little differently when it comes to time and relativity.]

... Do people come and go from here a lot?

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[youfool]

[Is she questioning him? Doubter!]

"Mhm. Inexplicable blue hair, loved to read, cordial to all? The very same."

[A sharp one; he probably won't have to tell her much of the world.]

Ah, heh, yes, you have the right of it. Bit of a revolving door here, really, as far as existence is concerned. A few Fairy Tail members have come and gone; this world seems to have an affinity for you.

Video

[trivialization]

I can hardly imagine what sort of person would order a mixed drink by video.

[She clearly doesn't approve.]

Video

[mira_strauss]

[Mirajane can't help but laugh at the idea.]

Well it might be a way to save time if patrons can simply select from a menu and just press a button for what they want, but perhaps there's something to be said for doing things the old fashioned way. I'm perfectly willing to accommodate either way.

[trivialization]

Might as well mix the drink themselves and drink it alone then.

[Which isn't, itself, a criticism coming from her; she likes to drink alone. But that just means so much the more than she figures if you're going to bother having a barkeep do it for you, it should be for the sake of the service itself.]

So what's a fairy tale mage?

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[firefandance]

Oh, I believe that name rings a bell. I think a member of your group is a deputy of mine.

[She knows which one exactly as well.]

[mira_strauss]

Deputy? Are you a Sheriff?

[She didn't look much like one, but as Mirajane could very well demonstrate, looks could be deceiving.]

[firefandance]

Ah, no. Though I guess a Guardian is sort of the same. Except you have a police force in places like Genessia.

Video.

[pumpkinmagic]

Barmaid? Can they be entertainers too?

Video.

[mira_strauss]

Absolutely!

[Don't mind Mirajane as she magically transforms into a bunny girl with her electric guitar.]

I've been known to rock the guild hall with several ballads!

Video.

[pumpkinmagic]

Hey, a rabbit witch!

[Not at all, but she may had mixed up mages a bit and looks fun.]

I'm trying to find a job too, but Blair couldn't find anything for hostess or entertainers which is messed up. Barmaid will have to do, right?

Hello Mirajane, I'm Blair.

[Video]

[fairysoul]

Of course, there are some Fairy Tail mages around! [Have a big bright smile, Mirajane.]

Welcome to Genessia, Mirajane.

[Video]

[mira_strauss]

Master Mavis!

[Mirajane is really thrilled to see her again, because after the war with Alvorez, she thought she never would. So while many of her friends and family aren't here, she's fairly certain they're alright wherever they are, and she's willing to wait until she can see them again for a chance to be able to see the first again.]

It's really good to see you again!

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[fairysoul]

It's good to see you too.

Erza is coming to pick you up, isn't she? [It's more a statement than a question, really.]

We have our own guild hall in Fayren, you know. [She sounds very proud of that.]

[ text ]

[deathsought]

Another Fairy Tail mage. And one I haven't met, yet.

{ Speak of the devil (literally) and she shall appear; he had only talked about her with Mavis recently, after discussing books that Seilah had recommended to Zeref before her disappearance. }

Welcome to Genessia, Mirajane.

[ text ]

[mira_strauss]

[Well that's interesting... Mira wasn't aware this also wrote words for communicating.]

Thank you for your welcome, but who are you?

[That they haven't met didn't really give her much to go off of.]

[ text ]

[deathsought]

A guest of Fairy Tail, ironically enough. Mavis and I had been living together since before she officially re-registered as Fairy Tail's Master.

{ Though he's aware he didn't actually answer her question, there. }

I'll admit, I've been wanting to meet you for a while. I've heard much about you, from Mavis, Erza, and Seilah. Fairy Tail has always had notoriously high standards for S-Rank mages, and I've come to see why in recent years.