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[the_queen_of_thieves]

Sent from the phone of Jack Skellington takeoffmyhead

Hypothetically speaking: Say some magical accident had put you into the body of a skeleton. What would you do?

[ She is actually asking for step 3. Step 1 had been to panic. Step 2 to blame the (now former) skeleton. ]

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[notquitedracula]

As a suggestion, I'd say 'make sure people know I'm not dead if I take a nap', but other than that...

[the_queen_of_thieves]

It's a beginning.

I'm not expecting this to be a common problem.

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[mira_strauss]

I would probably use it as a fantastic opportunity to prank all my friends. I'm fairly certain that's not quite the answer you're looking for though.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

It's not what I had in mind, no. But maybe I can make use of it.

[mira_strauss]

If Levy were here, she might be able to use that magic spell I remember her using to switch people back after a bodyswapping spell. Unfortunately she's not here, and my magic specializes in transforming myself, not others. If you were in fact swapped bodies with a skeleton, you could stop by the Fairy Tail guild in Fayren, and I may be able to give a magical diagnosis.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

If you think that might help I will do so.

I'd been wanting to learn more about magic, but not like this!

[mira_strauss]

Ah... so it's not quite so hypothetical after all. Well I'm not sure if there's much I can do without a specialist, but I can certainly do my best. If nothing else I'll be able to tell you if you're in any danger.

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[foxcurls]

My Uncle would say stay away from dogs... personally I'm wondering if that can actually happen here.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

What have dogs got to do with it?

[foxcurls]

[Helgi blinked at the message, he had thought the connection would be obvious.]

Dogs eat bones?

[the_queen_of_thieves]

[ Oh no. She hadn't even thought of that! ]

That's not even funny!

[foxcurls]

My uncle has what you would call a dark sense of humour.

And are you sure this is just hypothetical?

[mother_of_monsters]

You never told me this was because of a magical accident, Jack!

That explains a lot. Was it a witch who did it?

[the_queen_of_thieves]

I don't know, I think it just happened?

I'm Eleanor Guthrie, not Jack.

[mother_of_monsters]

But you looked like this when you arrived.

...what?

[the_queen_of_thieves]

I did not look like this!

[mother_of_monsters]

Did too. I shock your hand, it was all bony.

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[blindpuppet]

That doesn't sound hypothetical.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

It isn't. I just touched this skeleton man, we swapped bodies. Does this happen often in Fayren?

[blindpuppet]

I haven't seen it before. So I don't think so... I'm not sure how to help besides perhaps touching him again?

[the_queen_of_thieves]

I'm wary of playing around more with that magic. And he's left. With my body.

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[moviemagic]

Milk it for all it's worth.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

Always a good plan, though I'm not sure how.

[moviemagic]

If you enjoy scaring people you could always do that. When you really think about it, there is probably a lot you could do, especially to people you might not like.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

Now that's a good plan. I like how you think.

[ Too bad most people she dislikes are back at home, but still... ]