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[the_queen_of_thieves]

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Hypothetically speaking: Say some magical accident had put you into the body of a skeleton. What would you do?

[ She is actually asking for step 3. Step 1 had been to panic. Step 2 to blame the (now former) skeleton. ]

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[mira_strauss]

I would probably use it as a fantastic opportunity to prank all my friends. I'm fairly certain that's not quite the answer you're looking for though.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

It's not what I had in mind, no. But maybe I can make use of it.

[mira_strauss]

If Levy were here, she might be able to use that magic spell I remember her using to switch people back after a bodyswapping spell. Unfortunately she's not here, and my magic specializes in transforming myself, not others. If you were in fact swapped bodies with a skeleton, you could stop by the Fairy Tail guild in Fayren, and I may be able to give a magical diagnosis.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

If you think that might help I will do so.

I'd been wanting to learn more about magic, but not like this!

[mira_strauss]

Ah... so it's not quite so hypothetical after all. Well I'm not sure if there's much I can do without a specialist, but I can certainly do my best. If nothing else I'll be able to tell you if you're in any danger.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

That would be a start, yes. I hope accidents like this one don't happen regularly in Fayren. In that case I'd rather brave cars and flying men.

[mira_strauss]

Well I haven't been here all that long myself, so I wouldn't know if these sorts of things are a regular happenstance. I can promise you one of the best mugs of beer you'll ever have if you drop by the Fairy Tail guild hall though!

[the_queen_of_thieves]

I do work in an inn, but I won't say no to beer. Once I'm in a body that can drink. [ I don't think this skeleton body can. Not impossible, though, since it's magical. ] I'll return the invitation, once I have my own bar ship running you and the rest of Fairy Tail are welcome to drop by for the best rum in town.

[mira_strauss]

That's pretty exciting, I've never been as good with rum. With our talents combined we'd probably have the best bar in the world and put everyone else out of business. It's probably for the best that we have our own places of work then, for the sake of the economy.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

I see absolutely nothing wrong with having the best bar in the world. If you're ever looking for a new job, come and show me what you can do. Consider it a standing invitation.

[mira_strauss]

Well, you're not the first one to make that offer since coming here. Sadly my loyalty is, and always will be 100% for Fairy Tail. You're welcome to come to the guild hall and I'll serve you as many drinks as you can afford, but I don't think our guild master would approve of me joining another bar on the side.

[the_queen_of_thieves]

That's too bad, good staff is hard to find. But I appreciate people who remain loyal to their employer, it's good to have some of these.

I'll just have to make do with visiting the guild hall for your beer then.