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[captain_by_the_book]

Scenario: your culinary arts students are looking at you like you're dinner. (You got licked.)

Suggestions?

Comments

[aurabble]

[Gosh Cassian he wasn't being sarcastic this time!!!]

And taste buds like you.

[captain_by_the_book]

that doesn't even make sense

[ But now he's grinning at his phone, which makes for super stealthy texting in class by the way, and his mood has been much lifted. ]

[aurabble]

It does after this:

Lick

[He would be proud to know that Cassian is breaking the rules.]

[captain_by_the_book]

You are ridiculous

[Bluh bluh bluh but why would you do such a thing why would you corrupt his poor innocent self! Before you know it he is gonna do something awful like - yikes! - smile!]

[aurabble]

But you still talk to me.

I have an idea but I don't know if you'll approve.

[He's so proud he's accomplishing this much!]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Why is 'I'm scared' not a legitimate response? ]

i'm listening

[aurabble]

You should turn it around and lick them and talk about how you like to eat vampires.

Best idea ever?

[captain_by_the_book]

[...]

Actually

Yes that is a good idea

[Every now and then you are brilliant.]

[aurabble]

They'll be so shocked they'll probably forget they wanted to eat you.

[He's just elated Cassian thought his idea was good.]

[captain_by_the_book]

good point

will try that next week am now covered in garlic powder

wish me luck none of them like garlic steak