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[guitar_hero]

Here's one thing I don't understand. Why do people think it's sport to answer genuine questions seeking help, by "trolling" or telling them to kill things? And then get to show off how "badass" they are by the number of people they've beaten or corpses they've accumulated?

That, by the way, was a rhetorical question. They do it because they're attention seeking and the only way they can get said attention is by making someone feel inferior or at least afraid of their "mad killing abilitez" as the kids say.

Well congratulations you're all a big bunch of idiots.

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[sarcaskick]

You know they thrive off the attention, right? I know this, as a reformed troll myself.

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[guitar_hero]

Well obviously. I think that was my point. It's just annoying. Like a bunch of children who have no other way to express themselves-- other than murder and taunting others, I suppose.

[and even if he's not at all for violent sociopaths at least the ones he tends to know are adult about it.]

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[sarcaskick]

Some people just don't know how to grow up. It's kind of sad.

[mira_strauss]

That's terrible! Why would anyone think that killing things is a good solution to anything!?

[Unless the problem was something like "I'm starving." or "This guy keeps stabbing me repeatedly with a knife and I think I'm going to bleed out soon."]

Is... is this about your blonde friend?

[guitar_hero]

There's a very long, complicated and deeply psychological answer to that that I'm not getting into.

Well, not an answer more like a theory.

Well... more like an educated guess. Who knows why people do anything?

And yes. It is. But most of the answers she gets that aren't blatant attempts to get her to react are about punching or sex or magic... Why can't someone suggest something sensible? [like yoga]

[mira_strauss]

Actually, I think punching is a perfectly sensible solution. You release all your rage in a primal bout of energy that mankind has been using since the dawn of time.

[Just in case you thought Mirajane was one of the sane or sensible ones.]

She doesn't really seem like much of a punching kind of girl though, so I suggested she try to talk her problems out. I've been a bartender for a number of years, so I've had a bit of experience talking to people to solve their problems.

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[bigbadrose]

[BEAMING.] Are you mad that you're not the edgiest on the block anymore?

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[guitar_hero]

Oh don't even start.

[he's really not in the mood for it]

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[bigbadrose]

[Aw. He's so riled up.]

[She shrinks into her hoodie, 100% expecting him to push her away verbally. AS ALWAYS. BRACING FOR THE STORM.]

Do you want a hug?

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[corruptedsave]

See the problem here is, you're pretty much letting them win by making this post, gramps.

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[guitar_hero]

Exactly. They've got me right where they want me.

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[corruptedsave]

Who knows, except whoever bothered you enough to get to you do this.

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[theamazonqueen]

Mal día? [and she missed it? Shes kind of upset]

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[guitar_hero]

¿Yo? Nunca. [when he has bad days, everyone has bad days]

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[im_with_stupid]

"Whelp. Glad I'm not a troll then Doctor. What happened, got a bad review on Yelp?" [Teasing, totally willing to be serious if he needs it, but.. well... never knowingly be serious. She totally learned that from him.]

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[guitar_hero]

Don't worry about it. [he's just tired now.]

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[im_with_stupid]

"Alright then, Doctor. Come by for tea?" [she figured maybe she could cheer him up if they were together, maybe go running.]

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[sarcastass]

Oh mercy, someone was rude?

On the network?

A network that can render anyone faceless and anonymous?

Say it isn't so, I was so sure this venue was safe from the danger of getting feelings hurt. It's almost as if everything that is capable of boasting sapience and enough intelligence to operate a keyboard is also capable of being a complete asshole.

I'm shocked.

Flabbergasted.

Bamboozled.

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[guitar_hero]

You're quite good at it, actually. Have you ever considered doing it professionally?

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[unhappy]

Congrats on reaching the same conclusion everyone else meets after about a month and welcome to the bunch of idiots by trying to act like you're smart for realizing the most obvious thing in town.

[ She thinks it's fun to mess with people, but killing and showing off about it just makes you likely to get caught. ]

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[guitar_hero]

Thank you. I'll take my accolades as I can get them. And I don't have to act like I'm bloody brilliant if I am. Here's you're opening to say something witheringly sarcastic and send me crying to my bed, by the way. Just in case you didn't notice the opening.

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[icyheart]

If someone asks, one has to answer by showing.

[That's how she sees it really. Plus if no one takes you seriously, gotta show the evidence.]

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[guitar_hero]

And what's that supposed to mean?

[tiniestnihilist]

You ever hear the phrase don't feed the trolls?

[guitar_hero]

No, but what do you have to gain by posing this question?