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[captain_by_the_book]

James Norrington, Deputy of Attleton, has returned home. We thank him for his service and will remember his contributions.

Applications for deputy will be accepted now.

Be advised the position is still at 3* wage level, combat skills required, with deputies expected to live in or move to Attleton. Applications will be considered in order of being filed.

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[initia_nova]

Hello.

Might I ask what's the day-to-day responsibilities of this job? And its work shifts?

[captain_by_the_book]

Guardians are law enforcement. In most places they don't need to bother with day-to-day police work, but here we don't have regular police, only the neighbourhood watch, so we deal with everything from nighttime disturbances to mind-controlling madmen driving people to murder another.

[initia_nova]

I see, thank you. Is there a reason why you don't have an established police, like some other cities?

[captain_by_the_book]

Each town has its own traditions of law enforcement. The Neighbourhood Watch is Attleton's.

[ No, he isn't happy about it. ]

[alwaysimpaled]

Dibs on being one of the interviewers.

[That's not how this works, Dante.]

[shelteringwings]

That'd be one way to make sure they're brave enough for the job.

[Maybe that should be how it works.]

[captain_by_the_book]

I was going to tell him no but you have a point. And whoever gets hired will have to survive him anyway.

[alwaysimpaled]

Aw, you guys believe in me. I'm touched.

[captain_by_the_book]

I did not plan on turning interviews into survival training exercises which risk body and mind... But it would be effective, Mobius is right in that. Just don't do anything they could sue us for... or make them sign a waiver first.

[ Cassian has handled enough interviews and get-to-know-yous to last him a lifetime. Kriff, he still hasn't fully recovered from meeting Dante. ]

[alwaysimpaled]

Waiver, got it.

[Don't mind him, he's just going to be jotting down ideas.]

[captain_by_the_book]

Thank you. If any of them sue us for the trauma you cause them, I'll be taking it out of your paycheck.

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[corruptedsave]

Do you have an age limit on applicants? Also where or how do we go about doing so, applying I mean.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Hm. That's a question he hadn't considered, though maybe he should have after meeting Pidge. ]

Not an age limit as such, since maturity varies for different species. I would prefer adults, or the equivalent of such. This line of work will sooner or later involve sending my Deputies to die painful violent deaths. I would not like to be hindered by public outrage.

[ He, meanwhile, would have no such qualms, coming from an universe which is very blase about child soldiers. ]

[corruptedsave]

I'm interested in applying, and it's not like anyone would be outraged if I get hurt.

[Chara has no qualms about death and dying, they've done it so much after all.

And hey, they do need some kind of steady income.]

So what do I need to do to apply?I have combat experience and... You're one of the fellows who ran those sports things a bit ago, yeah? I was the kid who got gold in the paintball competition.

[captain_by_the_book]

Well... you're certainly clever at not dying. That's a useful skill in my book, I'll give you that.

Just how old are you? I need people who will be accepted as authority figures. You would be expected to handle the same workload as other deputies, including dangerous and physically taxing tasks.

[ It takes a moment longer for the most obvious question to occur to him. Not one that had ever been an issue in his own life. ]

Shouldn't you be in school?

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[guitar_hero]

How'd he manage that?

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[captain_by_the_book]

Best I know it just happens, and we have as little control about being sent back as we have about being brought here.

If it could be controlled, I would ask my deputies to refrain. This is the second time in as many months that I'm hiring.

[ And he's ever so annoyed with it. ]

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[guitar_hero]

Makes you wonder if we're all a part of some simulation. Just pieces of data and well made AI. [some more than others]

Has anyone seen anyone leave? Or are they just not there any more?

[thesavior]

I'm new, but I used to be in Law Enforcement back home.

[captain_by_the_book]

That would be useful. Except for one civilian fighter we are all military. I'm Cassian Andor.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

What're the duties again?

[captain_by_the_book]

So far it's mostly been regular police work, there haven't been any attempts at mass murder or taking over the city yet since I got the job.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Ah. Not sure I'm really the right guy, but I'm glad for that much. Especially with so many of us around from opposite sides of the war. Still, you never know with Palpatine.

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[keysareforchumps]

I'll throw my name in for consideration.

My name is Crow.

[captain_by_the_book]

A pleasure. I'm Cassian Andor, Guardian of Attleton. Why do you believe yourself qualified?