I'll be your number one with a bullet [Audio]

[corruptedsave]

So, after some... Conversations I've overheard I got a question for you lot. And it's okay cause like, kids need to learn stuff. So asking questions are good.

[Their tone of voice is so not serious, Chara isn't expecting anyone to give a real answer to this question. And those who do? Well they'll be people they'll want to get to know.]

So like. What is the most horrible thing you ever did and didn't feel bad about? Spare no details and hey maybe I'll tell you all my answer.

Comments

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

I know. It's really...not fair.

[Link was more upset on Zelda's behalf that her father didn't believe her.]

It's also why I gotta get home.

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

Ah, but that's just how life is too.

[So upfront about it.]

Huh, well good luck with that.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

[Oh, that he knew all too well. Already.]

Yeah, kinda figured that out.

But--I will find a way home. Zelda's waiting for me, so, I'll find a way back to her.

[He has no idea why that's so important to him, but it is.]

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

Zelda... She like your sister or something?

[Because Link sounds way too young for any of the other options.]

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

No, she's the Princess of Hyrule.

[He's also accidentally engaged to a fish-girl princess and a little red haired girl has a crush on him.]

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

Oh royalty.

[Chara knows how that is. Knowing royal people that is.

Not the fish girl future wife or people having crushes on them.]

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

Yep.

[Okay, so he's a little smitten with Zelda. A lot.]

She's really smart.

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

They tend to try to be, smart that is.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

Wish her dad was.

[And would actually listen to his daughter.]

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

Have you ever met her dad? Like in person.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

No, but, it's pretty obvious Ganondorf is evil. If he can't see it, he can't be all that bright.

...also, I kinda have to sneak into the castle's gardens. I don't think I'd ever get a chance to talk to him.

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[corruptedsave]

He might be obviously evil to you, but maybe the King can't tell. Adults are pretty good at tricking each other.

... Wow, so you're doing all this stuff illegally.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

I have Zelda's permission and she's more important anyway.

But, yeah, if I got caught, I'd be thrown out.

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

Not really, a King outranks a Princess.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

More important to me, anyway.

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

You should have said that first, kiddo.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

Maybe. But, I thought it was obvious.

Oh. My name's Link.

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

Not everything is as obvious as you think it is.

I'm Chara, a pleasure.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

Nice to meetchya.

...on this talking...box...thing.

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

... It's a cell phone.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

Oh.

That's a weird name for it.

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

Well that's like, the short name for it. So it's easier to say.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

Oh, well--thanks.

We don't have anything like this back home.

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

What kind of place are you from that doesn't have phones? Even the Underground had phones.

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

Hyrule.

We just talk to people the normal way, or write letters.

...or used magic.