I'll be your number one with a bullet [Audio]

[corruptedsave]

So, after some... Conversations I've overheard I got a question for you lot. And it's okay cause like, kids need to learn stuff. So asking questions are good.

[Their tone of voice is so not serious, Chara isn't expecting anyone to give a real answer to this question. And those who do? Well they'll be people they'll want to get to know.]

So like. What is the most horrible thing you ever did and didn't feel bad about? Spare no details and hey maybe I'll tell you all my answer.

Comments

(audio)

[younghero]

Why do kids have to learn stuff? We're already smarter than adults.

[Link, totally ignores the creepier aspect of this audio.]

(audio)

[corruptedsave]

Honestly I just said that to get people to actually reply, and it worked.

[Cause they got Link to reply, good job. Also it's not creepy! It's a legit question.]

So do you have an answer to my actual question or what, kiddo?

Re: (audio)

[younghero]

I don't think I've ever done anything awful.

I mean, I beat the crap out of Mido a few times, but, he deserved it.

[Beat him until he sicced his fairy on Link, but, details, details.]

audio;

[sarcaskick]

I put paper recyclables in the plastic bin once.

audio;

[corruptedsave]

Scandalous!

audio;

[sarcaskick]

Whew! Feels good getting that off my chest. My conscience is clean once more.

[ text ] [ anon ] [ totally hackable because shinjiro is bad at this ]

[mortal_son]

Remorse sucks, but it's kinda good for you, kid.

That said. Kicking the snot out of some punk who thought they could just push somebody around, just cause they looked like easy targets? I'd break their legs and wouldn't feel bad.

[audio] [not like Chara could hack it, so yer safe Shinji]

[corruptedsave]

[Quietly reads the response before they say anything.]

Well that's nice of you, the beating up someone for picking on someone else. Not the breaking their legs part, heh.

[ text ] [ anon ]

[mortal_son]

Dunno if you care much about being nice, hearing you talk.

Someone tell you off?

(audio)

[scarlet_devil]

I once slaughtered an entire town down to the very last soul. I might have tried to wipe humanity out if I wasn't convinced to stop.

[ Okay, she does feel a little bad about that, but still... After what Flandre went through, she was kind of pissed off. ]

Re: (audio)

[corruptedsave]

Good for you, I guess.

[Multiple genocides here, so killing a town is like blinking to Chara.]

[ audio ]

[black_black_heart]

If I didn't feel bad about something, how's it supposed to be horrible?

[ audio ]

[corruptedsave]

Go by how other people would react to it, I guess?

voice;

[icyheart]

Too much to list.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

Huh, any you're particularly proud of then?

[Audio]

[initia_nova]

That's both really personal and really dangerous information to share. Why would people tell you about it so willingly?

[Audio]

[corruptedsave]

Is it that personal? If it's something you don't regret then there's no actual feelings attached to the action, so how could it be used against you?

I mean, I'm assuming that's why you're asking me that. And others have already given me answers so not everyone is a paranoid Peppa like you.

Text [anon]

[carrythesin]

[Well, since it's anon.]

I killed people for a living.

audio

[corruptedsave]

So what... You're an assassin then?

[Anon Text]

[notquitedracula]

I killed somewhere around ten thousand monsters and demons. Granted, they did try to kill me first.

[audio]

[corruptedsave]

Then it doesn't count. If it's self defense then of course you're not gonna feel bad about it.

[tiniestnihilist]

I tried to ruin the hopes and dreams of a kid because he was annoying me. I wanted to turn his love for space against him and make him hate it.

[corruptedsave]

Did it work?

[bowlprincess]

Well, I let myself get tricked into overthrowing society that one time, but I guess I felt bad about that so it doesn't really count. Lots of the stuff that I was told was true, anyway! Tallfolk just don't notice us most of the time. But...but you asked something else. Hmmmm.

[Finger to tiny cheek, tap tap tap.]

If its horrible, I'd feel bad about it. So nothing I guess.

[corruptedsave]

... Then why waste my time, and yours, replying?