2nd Riff: Drama for the Media [Video]

[threeordersofcurlyfries]

[It's been some time since Pizzazz had landed a talent agency to represent her, and while she worked with various other bands and musicians, she quickly earned her reputation of being picky, brutally honest, and mostly hellish to work with. But that's nothing new. What is new is a particular message she posted on a social network site, Chirp, where she explains how awful Cassian is:



So now she's giving an explanation of what's wrong via video.]

Let me set the record straight: this guy is not worth the crud from the bottom of my boots.

[Now everyone can see why she's brutally honest...]

When someone says "leave me alone" and tries to walk away from the situation, maybe you should let them go. I've told my agency about him, and they're considering filing a lawsuit for harassment.

[Switches arms because holding up a camera still in one spot is difficult.]

For once, I wasn't even trying to start trouble. That's what I get. [She shrugs and waves a hand dismissively, clearly just agitated thinking about the mess.] Well, forget it! I'm not putting up with creeps like him on the first try! No wonder his boyfriend is handmade.

[Not good for his reputation with her. Now the camera comes in to get a view of her colorful head while she crosses her arms.]

Anyway, I'm looking for people to start a band with. Anyone who thinks they have the skills can contact me. But be warned, this is serious business, and the band comes first. If you've got a young family to look after, don't bother. I'm also a lead singer, so don't come thinking you're gonna shine that way.

[The video ends on that note.]

Comments

[k2so]

We communicate perfectly well, thank you for your concern.

Next time, if you have a problem with our relationship due to your own insecurities, instead of being petty on the net feel free to come talk to us.

[unhappy]

Don't want to. Cassian's a liar, and I'm not wrong to use the word "fluffer." If he hasn't told you what that means, then he's lying to you too. Get out of my face before I send yours to Cassian in a box.

[k2so]

That's rich coming from you, because you never lied or had your words misunderstood before, hm?

Perhaps you understood things how you wanted instead of how they really were. But you won't give him the opportunity to explain himself, you are much happier doing things like this.

You don't scare me.

[unhappy]

I am legitimately telling you to ask him. I didn't lie or make up anything weird, I'm just telling you to ask him what I mean. He'll tell you, because he didn't argue against it when I said it. We already talked about it, and I don't need him sending his hunk of junk after me because he's trying to win a battle no one wants him to win except the one who's programmed to give him what he wants.

I don't care if I don't scare you. You keep acting like I give a crap. The only thing I care about is that you're harassing me on someone else's post, so screw off.

[k2so]

We already talked about you. And you clearly have absolutely zero understanding of how droids and their A.I.'s work. He couldn't program me even if he tried.

[Mostly because Cassian is legit shit at reprogramming, it took him 3 tries to erase the Imperial protocol and he still didn't do it properly.]

And you keep acting as if the world or Cassian owes you something. Make no mistake, you're not that important either.

Does everybody here use the word 'harassment' now when they are losing an argument or it's a green-haired-ladies thing? [Kay scoffs, or the equivalent a droid can do.] Very well, I'll leave you alone.

[And he cuts the transmission.]