Garrett Hawke (
stillnotadragon) wrote in
genessia2017-09-20 09:21 am
Video -- More of a Hawke, Really
[The video opens to what appears to be a rather ordinary man - dark hair, square jaw, and a smudge of something red over his nose. His face is too close to the screen, brow furrowed in concentration. It quickly melds into surprise, then disbelief - and maybe even a hint of amusement.]
And here I was, hoping I'd just landed in the Fade somehow.
[His tone is very light, and he sighs, pulling back from the phone enough that he inadvertently allows the camera to focus better on him.]
I'll have to admit to being at something of a loss. Attempts on my life usually don't come with instruction manuals. It's an interesting change, but I do prefer things a little more straightforward!
Oh. And if you are trying to kill me? I have to admit my head feels a little foggy and I appear to be unarmed, so it's probably a good time. We can talk about this whole thing, maybe get some drinks while you ramble on about your plan?
[There's a beat, Hawke looking around him, head tilted as if listening for an ambush. He shrugs.]
It was worth a try.
And here I was, hoping I'd just landed in the Fade somehow.
[His tone is very light, and he sighs, pulling back from the phone enough that he inadvertently allows the camera to focus better on him.]
I'll have to admit to being at something of a loss. Attempts on my life usually don't come with instruction manuals. It's an interesting change, but I do prefer things a little more straightforward!
Oh. And if you are trying to kill me? I have to admit my head feels a little foggy and I appear to be unarmed, so it's probably a good time. We can talk about this whole thing, maybe get some drinks while you ramble on about your plan?
[There's a beat, Hawke looking around him, head tilted as if listening for an ambush. He shrugs.]
It was worth a try.

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I- [His eyes narrow.] That is not what I meant.
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[He didn't think it was an offer that he could turn down just yet, and he hadn't actually agreed to anything. With the other comment, he chuckles.]
Well, now I know you've definitely met Varric. Or possibly, Isabela.
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I've heard enough tales of your exploits to know better, Hawke, don't worry.
[You know, he might have a point about that.]
Why yes, I do know Varric. Where do you think I've heard about you?
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[People tended not to do things for nothing. Well, he would every now and then, but he was only human. Besides. Typically there were some corpses to loot somewhere down the line.]
I didn't really give it much thought. I suppose knowing about her penchant wouldn't discount his finally getting a book together or something, but I'm still hoping he loses steam on that one.
[Mostly a joke.]
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[And you helped us escape the Fade once. That counts for something.]
A book? Varric has written several. He has an entire book series, mostly mindless drivel of the shallow, hard-boiled mystery variety, but it sells.
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[He was a little suspicious of the offer, but he couldn't think of a reason not to take advantage of the charity.]
Oh, I know that much. I meant the way he kept on about writing one about me. He used to quiz Carver while we were about town - he hated it.
[Hawke's smile is only a little bittersweet, okay.]
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I think more or less is relative, given they've plucked us from home with a paid room and board. I don't know many kidnappers, but the tales I've heard paint a rather more dire picture. Either the stories are incorrect, or ransom isn't their intention.
[He nods.]
Ah, but he did write one about you.
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[A shrug.]
Of course he did. When I'm home I'll have to tell him I got a staff out of it. I hope he left out the drinking games in the caves. [A moment's hesitation, and then further explanation.] Not that I have anything to be embarrassed about, but I need something to hold over Anders' head.
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[He shakes his head, smiling.]
He may have mentioned them, but not on paper. Your innocence is safe.
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Well. Not that I can remember, anyway. I'm sure if I had someone would have rubbed it in my face already.
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Careful with that, Hawke. Anything you don't remember can easily be filled in by an overly-imaginative dwarf with too much time on his hands.
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When should I talk to you again about that staff?
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[Of course it does.]
If you haven't heard from me by the end of the week, but I'll be in touch.
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[Who was he to question a book he'd never seen?]
Well, that sounds good to me.
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I found a viable copy of the Imperium Victus in the library. I may have similar luck with a more recent publication. I'll see what I can find.
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[His smile seems agreeable enough.]
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With pleasure, Hawke. Perhaps over wine? Literature is often enhanced by libation.
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[He smirks.]
I understand that I'm fairly destitute at the moment.
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[He smirks slightly.]
That is if you're willing to share a bottle with a Tevinter mage.
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[That was a joke, pure and simple - faux offense in his eyes. A thought occurs to him after, and his countenance grows more serious, for all the same casual lilt in his voice.]
Just tell me you're not acquainted with a man named Danarius.
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[But that smirk droops somewhat in thought as he strokes his goatee, head tilted to the side slightly. Danarius...?]
Do you mean Lord Magister Danarius of Minrathous? Not personally. I was an apprentice when he occupied his seat in the Magisterium. Official reports state he ran afoul of brigands on the road to Kirkwall. I read a rather different account in Varric's book. Such a shame. His contributions to Tevinter set us back at least 30 years. I think I remember the day he died. The entire residency in his estate heaved a collective sigh of relief. Danarius was a bastard. [He smiles.] Was that some sort of test? Do I pass?
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That sounds like the one, especially if Varric wrote something about him. [Dead on the road to Kirkwall according to the Imperium, hm? He looked forward to finding out the bloody details.] I'm sure your readings also make it evident why I asked. They'd also tell you the answer I was looking for - but I think I trust you enough not to assume you're lying to me for the privilege of giving me alcohol and weaponry.
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What would that earn me? The self satisfaction of knowing I lost money on fine wine and a staff?
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