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[melodiouspacifist]

[He turns on the camera and he's in an open space. He rolls his shoulders. If he's going to exercise, he'll go with what he knows.]

Hey! Does anyone want to spar with me?

[They should probably consider this carefully, if they're not used to it.]

Larxene said I'm getting fat.

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[Video]

[youfool]

[His response starts with a laugh.]

"Ahaha, did she now? I'm glad you two are talking; she must be a very good talker to get you to do something I'd have thought so contrary.

Well, far be it from me to refuse something so beneficent. Sure, I'll spar. What's your discipline? Swordsmanship, or...?"

[Video]

[melodiouspacifist]

[Is that an invitation to complain about his roommate? It sure sounds like it.]

Of course we're talking, she made me go home with her. [He grumbles.] She told me to move my lazy ass because I'm getting fat. I'll have you know I am not getting fat.

[He mutters a little.] But maybe out of shape...[And that's bad.]

Discipline? [He blinks at the question.] We pretty much fight until someone can't anymore. [He fights dirty Ted. With his sitar. And magic.]

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[youfool]

Did she? [second verse, far more surprised than the first. They're already living together!?] Goodness, that girl is aggressive. To make up for the other half's indolence, no doubt. [Just pretend you didn't hear that inner monologue]

Goodness, what, ah, gave her that idea? Must have been a...desperate situation.

Aheh, well those robes do make your figure hard to figure. So you, um, keep going till one party's no longer conscious?

[melodiouspacifist]

I was eating her chocolate spread with a spoon. [He huffs, sounding defensive.] What? It's good!

[He pouts because that doesn't mean he's fat.]

Well I mean, yeah you could but sometimes you get hurt without passing out and still can't fight. Depends on who's fighting, really and what they're facing. I can't do a whole lot against Vexen and Ax can't do that much against me. Sometimes people have an advantage.

[That is just how elements work.]

I'm not the type to keep attacking someone on the ground or anything. That's Saix's thing. It's pretty nasty to take the Claymore to the back of your neck. [He rubs it in memory.]

[youfool]

[He huffs a laugh in mock apology]

Hah, oh I believe you!

I've...heard none of those names, except for Saix. It sounds like you can take an awful lot of punishment, beaten as you are with keyblades and claymores. Does your skin turn blades like a dragon's scales or something?

[It would explain why Arelen might be attracted to someone she could endlessly beat on.]

[melodiouspacifist]

Oh Vexen is a science guy, and Ax was Lea's Nobody, if you've met him.

[He blinks.] No, not at all, I've just been fighting since I joined.

[youfool]

[Demyx you liar you're weak to fire]

That's interesting. From what I recall, your instrument doubles as a weapon supplemented by aquatic sorcery. That finds no purchase in certain adversaries?

[Don't mind him, it's not like he's trying to eke out some advantage before things even start, why would you think that?]

Still, sounds like you're made of iron. Suppose I won't have to go easy on you, aheh. Regardless, let's not go too far, eh? Breaking you would make you go from out of shape to entirely misshapen; very perverse. Did you have an arena in mind?

[thesavior]

Question... how old are you?

[melodiouspacifist]

[He looks surprised, it's kind of random.]

Hmm. Twenty-one, I think. Why?

[thesavior]

Just wondering. Do you still need a partner?

[melodiouspacifist]

[He grins.]

Yeah, sure. If I spar more now, I can use it as a defense for slacking off later.

[He's already doing it, so if he does it more, Larxene can just get off his back.]

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[savage_nymphxii]

[The background is a kitchen where she's waiting on an order.]

I'm glad you're finally exercising, you lazy fatass! [And a cocky grin.] You owe me more chocolate hazelnut spread.

[click]

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[melodiouspacifist]

[She can watch it later.]

I'm not the one that finished it, that means you have to get it!

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[growsveggies]

You know, there are other ways to exercising if you are than sparing with people.

[melodiouspacifist]

Yeah? What do you do?

[Admittedly, they were training focused in the Organization.]

[growsveggies]

I tend to my plants so I do plenty of heavy lifting.

[Would that count?]

[melodiouspacifist]

Oh plants, plants aren't my thing.

[He smiles, sure it would count!]

[growsveggies]

Then I shall ask, what do you do during your normal day? Because you can make things you do daily into some form of exercise.

[melodiouspacifist]

Mostly I hang around and play sitar for tips.

[He grins, well it kinda is, his sitar is huge.]

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[whiteas]

Did you find someone yet?

[ Weiss has a lot of time on her hands lately. She'd be happy to try against someone new to her. ]

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[melodiouspacifist]

Yeah, Ted, but I wouldn't mind another partner. Besides, if I spar more now and exercise more now, I can get away with doing nothing for longer!

[Welcome to the wisdom of a slacker.]

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[whiteas]

That's not how that works. You realize every day you don't practice takes two to make up, don't you?

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[melodiouspacifist]

[He stares at her.]

...Wait, really?

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[whiteas]

Yes, absolutely. You can work for a shorter time each day, too, as long as you do it every day.

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[melodiouspacifist]

Ugh, I don't want to train every day though, that's just like at home.

[And he's lazy. Mostly it's because he's lazy.]