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[melodiouspacifist]

[He turns on the camera and he's in an open space. He rolls his shoulders. If he's going to exercise, he'll go with what he knows.]

Hey! Does anyone want to spar with me?

[They should probably consider this carefully, if they're not used to it.]

Larxene said I'm getting fat.

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[growsveggies]

Then I shall ask, what do you do during your normal day? Because you can make things you do daily into some form of exercise.

[melodiouspacifist]

Mostly I hang around and play sitar for tips.

[He grins, well it kinda is, his sitar is huge.]

[growsveggies]

I guess you have some lifting. But not much.

[And standing around all day isn't a good thing either.]

So that might not be useful. Not sure what else I can surgest.

[melodiouspacifist]

Not much. [He agrees, it's nowhere near training.]

Yeah, I'm not sure. Sorry. So I went back to sparring, it's about all I know about exercising.

[growsveggies]

So long as you don't use actual weapons I guess it should be fine.

Because losing blood doesn't count as losing weight.

[melodiouspacifist]

We always use weapons. [He blinks.] Why wouldn't you? How else would you get good at it?

[growsveggies]

Get good at what? I assume you mean fighting?

[She didn't even train and she knew how to use an axe and a grenade launcher.]

I guess it depends on the person, some might not need training at all. But you can still learn without using actual weapons.

[melodiouspacifist]

Yeah, you get better at using your weapon when you practice.

How do you mean? I mean, I can't get better at my sitar without my sitar.

[growsveggies]

But what if you've learned everything?

[She paused, she is now so confused.]

Isn't a sitar some kind of instrument?

[melodiouspacifist]

I don't know, I'm just training because Larxene said I was fat.

[He hums and grins.]

Yep, it is!

[growsveggies]

You don't look fat.

[Haru is so confused.]

So you use an instrument as a weapon? How does that work?

[melodiouspacifist]

See, that's what I said, but she called me a lazy fatass and told me to get some exercise, and you know it's a lot more work to fight with her than to just do what she says, so here I am!

[Welcome to slacker logic.]

It mixes well with my magic, and it's big and heavy enough to pack a good strike.

[growsveggies]

But wouldn't hitting people with it break it?

[melodiouspacifist]

Nah, she's tougher than she looks..

[He doesn't like it when he damages his sitar, but it fixes itself eventually so he doesn't worry too much.]

[growsveggies]

I'll take your word for it, but I still find it strange.