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K2SO | Kaytoo Esso ([personal profile] k2so) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-10-03 11:21 pm

[Accidental video]

[The screen is tilted at an odd angle, as if someone just hit the communicator with a wandering hand, but the view it's clear, Cassian Andor's bedroom. The clues of figuring that one are that the camera shows Cassian himself in his bed, jacket lost somewhere on the floor and shirt half undone.]

I will never get tired of having lips.

[The voice comes from Cassian's company: a tall, blond man, who is not only very handsy with him but trying to suck a lovebite into Cassian's neck. That earns him a moan and a stifled laugh.]

Good, because I'll never get tired of your lips.

[He curls his fingers into the man's hair and yanks his head up, pulling him into a rough kiss.]
redcinemareel: (Grell: righteous indignation)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-03 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[....are they joking.]

Who is this...home wrecker?!

[That clearly isn't Kaytoo!]
captain_by_the_book: (Default)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-10-03 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cassian shoots her a digruntled look, because hey, if he is already humiliated he might as well pretend he did that on purpose. Or something. For some reason, General Draven's spy school didn't cover accidental public makeouts. Go figure. ]

Excuse me, what are you calling my partner?!
redcinemareel: (Grell: disgusted/disappointed)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-04 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Is this how you treat poor Kaytoo?! By embarrassing him, and yourself, all over out network?! He deserves better! At least wait a month!

[Obviously Cassian is all about reverse revenge porn!]
captain_by_the_book: (puppy eyes smolder)

[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-10-04 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I...

[ He looks from the screen with outraged Grell to Kay and back again...

Uh-oh.]


This is not what it looks like!
redcinemareel: (Grell: dirty look)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-04 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's very much what it looks like, Cassian!

[Crosses her arms!]

But, go ahead, humor me.
captain_by_the_book: (Default)

[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-10-04 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oooh, she's furious. Which is good, yes, it's nice to know Kay has friends who are protective of him, but... ]

I'll let him explain this himself.

[ It's not cowardice when it's a tactical retreat, Kay is itching to take the phone anyway. ]
redcinemareel: (Grell: OH HELL NO!)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-04 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T TALK TO ME, YOU TART!

[Who does this person think he is talking to her so casually?!]

It's clear this was unplanned, considering your state of indecency! You should be ashamed as well!!
redcinemareel: (Grell: disgusted/disappointed)

[Video] she is so miffed on his behalf! smh

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-04 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care about your name! You just need to keep your dirty laundry away from the network! I certainly hope Kaytoo isn't seeing this...

[Flippant hand gestures at the screen because what can she call it?!]

Atrocity!
redcinemareel: (Grell: I see through you)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-04 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[JUDGING HIM SO HARD WITH SQUINTY EYES.]

...prove it.

[She has a lot more words like earlier to say if he can't.]
redcinemareel: (Grell: EH?!)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-04 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...ohmygod...

[Covers her mouth with a hand at the pure shock of it all! But mostly because she was yelling at the poor lad, oh no...]

Oh, Kay, I do apologize, dear! It's just...all of that...ohmygod...how...
redcinemareel: (Grell: Ah~?)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-04 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you bet I would. So when were you going to tell us about...this?

[Gestures to his new form.]
redcinemareel: (Grell: Ah~?)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-04 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[EYE. ROLL. But she's smirking.]

That sort of practice doesn't require much effort. But here's some advice:

[She leans in, as if it's some secret.]

Store your device in a cushioned box when you want to...practice.
redcinemareel: (Grell: ...you're kidding me.)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not getting it, Kay. I'll just blame your new body this time.

[Take heed, Kay. They might make you...slow.]

These devices have powerful microphones.
redcinemareel: (Grell: ...you're kidding me.)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-12 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You're still missing the point.

[And she just proved hers!]

Do you want a repeat of this fiasco, but with just audio?

[WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Is Cassian the fastest man alive...?]
redcinemareel: (Grell: O RLY?)

[Video]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2017-10-12 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep.

[Grell just said "yep". So casual! But she does give him a bit of a judging look.]

Maybe you should run diagnostics on your processors.

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