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[Accidental video]
[The screen is tilted at an odd angle, as if someone just hit the communicator with a wandering hand, but the view it's clear, Cassian Andor's bedroom. The clues of figuring that one are that the camera shows Cassian himself in his bed, jacket lost somewhere on the floor and shirt half undone.]
I will never get tired of having lips.
[The voice comes from Cassian's company: a tall, blond man, who is not only very handsy with him but trying to suck a lovebite into Cassian's neck. That earns him a moan and a stifled laugh.]
Good, because I'll never get tired of your lips.
[He curls his fingers into the man's hair and yanks his head up, pulling him into a rough kiss.]
I will never get tired of having lips.
[The voice comes from Cassian's company: a tall, blond man, who is not only very handsy with him but trying to suck a lovebite into Cassian's neck. That earns him a moan and a stifled laugh.]
Good, because I'll never get tired of your lips.
[He curls his fingers into the man's hair and yanks his head up, pulling him into a rough kiss.]
[Video]
Who is this...home wrecker?!
[That clearly isn't Kaytoo!]
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Excuse me, what are you calling my partner?!
[Video]
[Obviously Cassian is all about reverse revenge porn!]
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[ He looks from the screen with outraged Grell to Kay and back again...
Uh-oh.]
This is not what it looks like!
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[Crosses her arms!]
But, go ahead, humor me.
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I'll let him explain this himself.
[ It's not cowardice when it's a tactical retreat, Kay is itching to take the phone anyway. ]
[Video]
[Kay's totally assuming Grell is talking about Cassian. He is also joking.]
Hello, Miss Grell. This post was...unplanned.
[Video]
[Who does this person think he is talking to her so casually?!]
It's clear this was unplanned, considering your state of indecency! You should be ashamed as well!!
[Video] rolfmao omg, Grell
[Kay is more confused than offended at the strong reaction and it takes him a second to figure out what caused it.]
Oh! but Cassian's my boyfriend...[He points to himself.] It's me, Kay.
[Video] she is so miffed on his behalf! smh
[Flippant hand gestures at the screen because what can she call it?!]
Atrocity!
[Video] Kay is really touched. What a good friend
I'm K-2SO. Cassian's partner. The droid. I am using an android body to sha...experience a few things with Cassian. We didn't mean to make the post public.
[Video]
...prove it.
[She has a lot more words like earlier to say if he can't.]
[Video]
Er...when I was trying to learn how to write you sent me a guide and mechanical pencils, one very expensive tat I keep in my office. I sent you back flowers and presents for your dog. Oh, and a card.
[Video]
[Covers her mouth with a hand at the pure shock of it all! But mostly because she was yelling at the poor lad, oh no...]
Oh, Kay, I do apologize, dear! It's just...all of that...ohmygod...how...
[Video]
It's fine. Rather sweet of you to get so angry over Cassian possibly having a fling, I'm glad to know you will do that if you ever catches him. [Kay doubts it would ever happen but it's still nice to know his friend would give his ex-boyfriend hell.]
The post was accidental, sorry you had to see this.
[Video]
[Gestures to his new form.]
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We were waiting for the right time. I still need more practice using this body, that's why we were...er...practicing.
[Video]
That sort of practice doesn't require much effort. But here's some advice:
[She leans in, as if it's some secret.]
Store your device in a cushioned box when you want to...practice.
[Video]
I don't know, it's the first time for me. [In that body, that's it.]
Heh. We will be leaving those in the kitchen the next time.
[Video]
[Take heed, Kay. They might make you...slow.]
These devices have powerful microphones.
[Video]
[Oh quickness has never been a problem, just ask Cassian.]
[Video]
[And she just proved hers!]
Do you want a repeat of this fiasco, but with just audio?
[WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Is Cassian the fastest man alive...?][Video]
[Yeah, he misunderstood.]
No, that would be really bad.
[It means that the opposite, actually. Kay doesn't get tired so gives them lots of time to do and try things.
Haha no, fortunately not..][Video]
[Grell just said "yep". So casual! But she does give him a bit of a judging look.]
Maybe you should run diagnostics on your processors.
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[He's going to wing at Grell, because he can.]
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