[Accidental video]

[k2so]

[The screen is tilted at an odd angle, as if someone just hit the communicator with a wandering hand, but the view it's clear, Cassian Andor's bedroom. The clues of figuring that one are that the camera shows Cassian himself in his bed, jacket lost somewhere on the floor and shirt half undone.]

I will never get tired of having lips.

[The voice comes from Cassian's company: a tall, blond man, who is not only very handsy with him but trying to suck a lovebite into Cassian's neck. That earns him a moan and a stifled laugh.]

Good, because I'll never get tired of your lips.

[He curls his fingers into the man's hair and yanks his head up, pulling him into a rough kiss.]

Comments

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

[Han gives a surprised look and then his famous line{

I got a bad feeling about this...

[captain_by_the_book]

Captain... I mean Deputy...

[ Okay, and here comes embarrassed coughing. So much embarrassment. ]

I'm sorry you had to see that.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

I'm not gonna stick my nose in anything, if you're wondering. It was a surprise, though, yeah.

[captain_by_the_book]

I'm not worried about that, I know you wouldn't. I'm just embarrassed. It's not the public image I'm trying to build.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

'sokay, I get the feeling. I hope it doesn't cause any trouble.

[captain_by_the_book]

I... hope not. It looks like people are more gloating than genuinely outraged. Fortunately, we got stopped before they saw too much. All the same, as far as things go that people like us get into trouble for, it'd be harmless. There aren't even any Stormtroopers involved.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

I think I can understand. We had way too many beings talking when they thought we weren't listening. Wondering why a princess wanted a guy like me over the Hapan Prince. At least we've showed 'em a thing or two so far.

[captain_by_the_book]

I don't see why anyone would want a Hapan Prince when they could have someone who fought for the Rebel Alliance. Royalty means nothing when people don't use their power and wealth to serve a cause greater than their own vanity. It's too bad most of the galaxy doesn't care about what truly matters in life.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Very true, that. I never woulda said it a few years ago, but now, it makes good sense.

[captain_by_the_book]

But you learned. That's what matters. Some people never learn, they remain indifferent to the suffering of others.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Yeah.

Oh, that's definitely true. Quite a few of them never do learn.

[captain_by_the_book]

I know. It makes me so furious. But we've talked about that before. I just wish we could make them see.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

I agree.

[k2so]

I am having a feeling too but I can't share it because there might be kid watching.

[Is that snark familiar, Han?]

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

[Han doesn't know the face, but the name is on the message is familiar]

Wait, how are you human now? Droids don't just...change...

This is just too weird.

[k2so]

I'm not human, If I tore open my chest it will still be gears inside. This is an android body, very anatomically correct, though.

It's me, K-2SO.

[Does that help?]

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Wow. Could have fooled me. I don't think I've run across bodies that good back home on droids. Although it'd probably just confuse a lot of beings more if droids looked so real.

[k2so]

Neither did we but a few month ago a strange circus appeared and I was offered the chance to use an android body. It stopped working once the Circus was gone but Cassian and I used our charms to ask for a wish. We asked for the android body to be powered up.

Just the exterior is different, nothing else.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Ah. Well, at least things make more sense now.

[k2so]

Yes.

Sorry about the accidental almost-porn video. [He learned that concept thanks to Krysta, isn't it wonderful?]

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

It's okay.

Just remind me to watch my back on this thing if Leia ever shows up. Anything like that happened to us, I'd be very unhappy.

[k2so]

I can do that but sometimes it's a matter of having bad luck.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Yeah, I suppose so.