GUESS WHO'S BACK. BACK AGAIN- [Video]

[obscenilicious]

[And without his team but as it was the first time, the creature on the screen doesn't even look vaguely alarmed.

Might actually be impossible to surprise him for real]

My utmost apologies for the sudden departure earlier. Business at home and all that.

[Death laser parts don't expedite ship themselves across the multiverse. Someone has to threaten the extra dimensional UPS man.]

Is everyone still alive in here? How wonderful~. I hear it's almost Valentines day-

[Yeah he's spent a second going back real quick through the posts. Noticed some drama. Gonna kick that festering wound while it's still open]

Lead arrow special, right now for lovers of irony.

[[ooc: Things your heroes/villains might want to opt in or out of with Black Hat! I'll never assume any knowledge]]

Comments

[captain_by_the_book]

I would like to say welcome back, but as Guardian of Attleton I can't approve of... What is this? Multi-dimensional arms dealing as a Valentine's Day gift idea?

[ As a man urgently in need of a killer present he wishes he could. ]

[obscenilicious]

Shame I'm not in Attleton.

[Come get him motherfucker]

I'd love to see your smiling, still yet unexploded face.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Have an eyeroll? Have an eyeroll. ]

I'm so sorry to disappoint you. I'm not planning on exploding.

[obscenilicious]

Well not until you go home at least.

So, guardianship is it? I'm sure you're having great fun with that.

[too bad about all those ethics rules huh]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ He is waving bye-bye to his precioussssss what do you think?! ]

It's very satisfying to contribute to a well-regulated, secure and lawful community. I'm sure you wouldn't know the first thing about the joy in that.

[obscenilicious]

What an excellently memorized statement, how long did it take you to swallow that one, Andor?

[captain_by_the_book]

We've had this conversation time and again, Black Hat. We break the law for very different reasons, I'm nothing like you.

[obscenilicious]

Except for all those broken laws.

Scads of them.

Goodness, it's almost as if you broke them professionally, there's a word for that.

Right on the tip of my tongue.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh Black Hat. Black Hat. Nobody brings Cassian from zero to hyperventilating from outrage quite like you do. ]

I'm not a criminal!

[obscenilicious]

I'm not the one who said that word. You picked that word. You could have used other words.

Cassian, do you have a guilty conscience?

[captain_by_the_book]

[ WHY IS HE NOT TEXTING THIS IS A KEYSMASH MOMENT ]

I do not have a guilty conscience! I'm infuriated that the likes of you is trying to drag the Rebel Alliance's deeds down to your level of selfish, greedy crime. We don't seek to enrich ourselves, we serve a higher goal.

[obscenilicious]

Self enrichment is a higher goal, it's just a different one than yours.

Is that why you don't like it?

Oh by the way are you still interested in those evil, awful guns you were so keen to purchase during my prior visit? I can put them on your tab.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Gah! Why did you have to bring that up! ]

Did you not listen? I'm a Guardian. I can't approve of you happily arming every criminal in town. I can't buy from you myself and support your business model.

[ Not that it's a strictly illegal business model in Genessia. But... it's morally illegal for who Black Hat is! ]

And I don't have a tab with you.

[ Said with as much dignity as possible. ]

[obscenilicious]

[Because he's Not Very Nice?]

Mm yes I heard you. So you'll be wanting those under an assumed name?

I'll make sure to put it under your alias' tab.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Have a full-fledged scowl. ]

I'm not going to play your games. I can't approve of you selling high-powered explosives all over my town.

[ But if there happen to be any explosives left lying around for Joreth Sward. Well. He would have to confiscate them. Can't leave such dangerous materials lying around. ]

[nojusticeonlyme]

[The video aspect of the video reply is working as expected, but Death's voice seems to be coming from inside your own head. It seems not even the very evilest of beings gets exempt from that bit of weirdness.]

THAT SEEMS RATHER BLUNT.

[ACTION HIJACK LOL]

[koishi_komeiji]

Black Hat hadn't made it far out of the bay when a streak of green and yellow decided to attach itself to his back. Laughing, she swung to one side before letting go, drifting back upside-down.

"Hello there!" It was Koishi. That one cute thing that ate people. "I missed you Mister! You vanished for a long time but now you're here!"

[Video]

[liorafae]

[Well, Liora doesn't even require a special sense to recognize an evil grin. But Black Hat's words were hard to decipher.]

Yes...it's almost Valentine's Day. A time for people to celebrate their love for their mates. I...

[She trails off, wondering if Handel was truly her mate. Although Usha had matched them together, they hadn't really gotten to know each other.]

Um...these lead arrows. Won't they hurt?

[Private Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

[Django almost replied to this without making it private. Almost. He remembers the good boy act he has going on and locks the video to the villain before he appears on the screen, skeletal smile spread wide.]

Black Hat! I am a bid admirer of your evil! I'm even subscribed to your news letter and the catalog! You, sir, are what inspired me to want to bring villainy into the 21st century. It's an honor to meet you.

Video

[blindpuppet]

You celebrate Valentines day?

[Enis watches the man with a quizzical arc to her brow. There is no 'hello' or 'it's good to see you again' just silent curious judging.]

Vidya

[corruptedsave]

Shouldn't it be an iron arrow, for irony?

[obscenilicious]

So, high-powered explosives and Attleton.

Understood, Andor. Wouldn't dream of it~.

Send my regards to Mr. Sward will you?

[obscenilicious]

Well subtly doesn't refurbish my basement into a new lava pit.

[obscenilicious]

Nooooooo

He's quick to try and toss her away, the girl detaching just fast enough. The displeasure is still pretty clear.

"Touching me wasn't in the bill of sale."

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

Well yes, and in many different ways, not just physically.

That's the point.