GUESS WHO'S BACK. BACK AGAIN- [Video]

[obscenilicious]

[And without his team but as it was the first time, the creature on the screen doesn't even look vaguely alarmed.

Might actually be impossible to surprise him for real]

My utmost apologies for the sudden departure earlier. Business at home and all that.

[Death laser parts don't expedite ship themselves across the multiverse. Someone has to threaten the extra dimensional UPS man.]

Is everyone still alive in here? How wonderful~. I hear it's almost Valentines day-

[Yeah he's spent a second going back real quick through the posts. Noticed some drama. Gonna kick that festering wound while it's still open]

Lead arrow special, right now for lovers of irony.

[[ooc: Things your heroes/villains might want to opt in or out of with Black Hat! I'll never assume any knowledge]]

Comments

[captain_by_the_book]

I would like to say welcome back, but as Guardian of Attleton I can't approve of... What is this? Multi-dimensional arms dealing as a Valentine's Day gift idea?

[ As a man urgently in need of a killer present he wishes he could. ]

[obscenilicious]

Shame I'm not in Attleton.

[Come get him motherfucker]

I'd love to see your smiling, still yet unexploded face.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Have an eyeroll? Have an eyeroll. ]

I'm so sorry to disappoint you. I'm not planning on exploding.

[nojusticeonlyme]

[The video aspect of the video reply is working as expected, but Death's voice seems to be coming from inside your own head. It seems not even the very evilest of beings gets exempt from that bit of weirdness.]

THAT SEEMS RATHER BLUNT.

[obscenilicious]

Well subtly doesn't refurbish my basement into a new lava pit.

[nojusticeonlyme]

ARE PEOPLE REALLY PAYING THAT MUCH FOR LEAD ARROWS?

[A person would be just as dead after being shot with an iron arrow, after all.]

[ACTION HIJACK LOL]

[koishi_komeiji]

Black Hat hadn't made it far out of the bay when a streak of green and yellow decided to attach itself to his back. Laughing, she swung to one side before letting go, drifting back upside-down.

"Hello there!" It was Koishi. That one cute thing that ate people. "I missed you Mister! You vanished for a long time but now you're here!"

[obscenilicious]

Nooooooo

He's quick to try and toss her away, the girl detaching just fast enough. The displeasure is still pretty clear.

"Touching me wasn't in the bill of sale."

[koishi_komeiji]

A blink. "Oh. Okay! I missed you though. Where else am I going to get such great and interesting devices?" She rummaged in her pocket, pulling out the familiar pocket dimension he had sold her some time ago.

"It's amazing! It's really chilly so nothing spoils. It's the best thing ever! Here!" Apparently she remembered he ate meat because she was reaching in and pulling out a raw liver, her third eye bobbing excitedly. "This is for you and your magnificent hat!" How thoughtful.

[Video]

[liorafae]

[Well, Liora doesn't even require a special sense to recognize an evil grin. But Black Hat's words were hard to decipher.]

Yes...it's almost Valentine's Day. A time for people to celebrate their love for their mates. I...

[She trails off, wondering if Handel was truly her mate. Although Usha had matched them together, they hadn't really gotten to know each other.]

Um...these lead arrows. Won't they hurt?

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

Well yes, and in many different ways, not just physically.

That's the point.

[Video]

[liorafae]

"Other ways?"

[She blinks. How else can arrows hurt, other than physically.]

What "other ways"?

[Private Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

[Django almost replied to this without making it private. Almost. He remembers the good boy act he has going on and locks the video to the villain before he appears on the screen, skeletal smile spread wide.]

Black Hat! I am a bid admirer of your evil! I'm even subscribed to your news letter and the catalog! You, sir, are what inspired me to want to bring villainy into the 21st century. It's an honor to meet you.

Re: [Private Video]

[obscenilicious]

[Hmmm skeleton.

Skeeeleton.

He knows a lot of skeletons. Too small for Skeletor-]

Well, it's always heart-equivalent warming to see the youth getting involved~.

News letter and the catalog? We have a webpage now too, you know. In the interest of expediting media.

Re: [Private Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

Awesome. I need to see if I can access it from this world. Nana Sartana doesn't have internet in her lair. She's old school like that. I'm trying to show her it's useful but she's stubborn.

Video

[blindpuppet]

You celebrate Valentines day?

[Enis watches the man with a quizzical arc to her brow. There is no 'hello' or 'it's good to see you again' just silent curious judging.]

Re: Video

[obscenilicious]

Of course!

Every year I set up a chair on the roof of my mansion and take shots at passing couples with the newest test batch of anti-love potion.

New results every year.

It's a long standing tradition.

Vidya

[corruptedsave]

Shouldn't it be an iron arrow, for irony?

Re: Vidya

[obscenilicious]

Lead arrow for authenticity.

[Video]

[wonderland_vogue]

[Well, Lydia is never the most impressed by anything, though she's raising a slender brow at all of this... mess of sorts.]

Business?

And I suppose Valentine's does seem to be a big thing around here lately, hm? Can't say I really cared to notice such a thing.

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

[He's not here to blow minds.

Brains upward, indirectly, but not minds.]

Priority customer.

[One of the ones that, currently, suck less at their job.]

Earth holidays are extremely popular. Why, they've even been known to happen on planets that are not earth, nor even connected to earth in any fashion.

[Looking at you, Heman and the Masters of the Universe]

[Video]

[mother_of_monsters]

You have very pointy teeth, mister.

[Says the guy with actual fangs. Dray always focussing on the important things in life.]

Lead arrow? Is it cursed or something?

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

Cuts a dashing look, doesn't it?

We do have a special running on that! Limited time offer, cursed lead arrows. Strike a person with the leaden arrow, and they are guaranteed to hate the first person they see.

[Video]

[k2so]

Oh...where you gone?

[Yes, he is very aware Black Hat disappeared months ago but Rebel droids gotta be difficult to those annoying their stressed boyfriends.]

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

Home, had some business I needed to wrap up.

So.

I hear there's a special someone in your life who's Valentine's Day could be vastly improved with an express shipment of high powered explosives.