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[sarcastass]

I have... an exceedingly important question.

For all of you.

[Yeah it's video alright, Genessia's number one shitty hermit, long hair all undone. Midge? Midge must be behind the camera, he's always somewhere.

The demon grabs at a lock of hair on the left side of his face, gesturing violently at it. The hair, in response, flashes a brilliant silver, before zipping into yellow shades, black polka dots vibrating energetically across it]

What's it doing? I see spots.

I know there are spots.

What color is it?

This is very, very important, I need to know who is messing with my hair. Is it that dog?

Tell him I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill that dog. You're a heartless monster.

Don't ever mess with my hair.

EVER.

It's not a stupid color is it? I swear to god if it's stupid-

Comments

Re: audio

[immortalrose]

Oh? Ah, so the other part of that rumor is true.

[A den for monsters, hm? Augustine is interested.]

Heh! Maybe I'll avoid going to Fayren if it's that dull. I crave excitement.

Re: audio

[sarcastass]

I mean chances are all of them are true. Just assume they're all true.

Re: audio

[immortalrose]

If everything is true, then what's not true? Surely there's a few fibbers around, no?

Nonetheless, I better get those sunglasses quick. I'm not appreciatijg how people stare at me.

Re: audio

[sarcastass]

Nope, honest as saints here, every single one of us.

Re: audio

[immortalrose]

[Excuse him a moment. Szel honestly got him chuckling now.]

Well, I suppose that's a positive.