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[sarcastass]

I have... an exceedingly important question.

For all of you.

[Yeah it's video alright, Genessia's number one shitty hermit, long hair all undone. Midge? Midge must be behind the camera, he's always somewhere.

The demon grabs at a lock of hair on the left side of his face, gesturing violently at it. The hair, in response, flashes a brilliant silver, before zipping into yellow shades, black polka dots vibrating energetically across it]

What's it doing? I see spots.

I know there are spots.

What color is it?

This is very, very important, I need to know who is messing with my hair. Is it that dog?

Tell him I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill that dog. You're a heartless monster.

Don't ever mess with my hair.

EVER.

It's not a stupid color is it? I swear to god if it's stupid-

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[youfool]

[So he's only sorta-blind. How fortunate!]

Why, it's changing color! Silver, at the moment.

Oh I wouldn't dream of telling him that. Dogs are man's best friend! Besides, innocent until proven guilty, and so on.

I, hah, couldn't speak to the color's intelligence.

[sarcastass]

Fine I'll tell him, God knows I'm going to be here until the heat death of the universe, I have all the time in the world to inform this animal how much I hate what he's done to my hair.

It was perfect the way it was.

I don't need a beast that thinks cat shit is fine dining to make stylistic choices for me.

And don't get pedantic.

[youfool]

Ah, wait, no, it's a fiery orange now. Oh, now it's a sickly yellow! Goodness, for hair so perfected, it can't seem to make up its mind! It's quite the kaleidoscope!

[Hope he's enjoying this color commentary]

[sarcastass]

[It really is a fucking rainbow over here, and it keeps zipping back to silver, and yellow with black polka dots in between fantastic shades of orange, red and sickly yellow]

Shut up.

Shut. Up.

Shush.

[Brilliant red now]

I can't cut this off. I'll be lopsided. What store sells the best hair dye here?

[youfool]

[Obediently, Ted shuts up. All you have to do is ask! Yes, it was always that easy. He just observes the color in quiet reverence.]

[sarcastass]

... You can talk enough to tell me where the best salon is.

[youfool]

[He knows he can]

May I?

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[immortalrose]

...The stupidity levels are up to critical mass currently.

[His porcelain teacup rattles some as he takes a sip.]

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[sarcastass]

What, is something else changing color on you?

We left the seventies behind for a reason.

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[immortalrose]

My eyes. Or so others have stated. Mind you, my eyes are usually red by default.

[The spider fiend won't be able to tell but Augustine's eyes are currently still red but with a hint of orange now within the irises.]

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[sarcastass]

Get some sunglasses. They look good on anyone.

... Except dogs.

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[immortalrose]

Ah, novel idea.

[Finding a good pair of sunglasses is no easy feat. Augustine is a bougie picky thing. Horribly picky.]

I take it you seen the hound's message earlier.

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[sarcastass]

Yes I saw it, otherwise this entire message would have a lot less focused hatred.

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[didthemath]

That's quite festive!

(And he's smiling, of course, because why wouldn't he?)

And no, it isn't stupid. It's all in the name of fun, I'm sure.

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[sarcastass]

No. It's hideous. I hate it.

It is stupid and it's not fun. You know what's fun?

Not having a dog with dealie boppers decide what my hair is going to be doing today. Are you even aware of how much this is going to ruin my wardrobe coordination?

I'll clash.

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[aketianrunaway]

[Alessia's got her hair all tucked under a hat for the moment, with a few bright magenta and pale pink wisps peeking out]

I think it's kinda cute!

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[sarcastass]

It's ruining my life.

[audio]

[black_black_heart]

[ And heeeeeere's your favorite jackass! In a sufficiently sing-song manner--]

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini~

[ Not helpful, you faerie bastard. ]

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[sarcastass]

SHUT UP! IT'S NOT FUNNY!

I MIGHT LOOK STUPID, THIS IS A DIRE EMERGENCY.

[audio]

[black_black_heart]

It's a little funny!

[ More than just a little, if only because the demon is so dramatic, as always.

Then, on a more serious, more I wear very fashionable suits too note... ]

Not to worry, your whole look is usually so monochrome, any splash of color isn't going to look that bad. Nothing for it to clash with! Just stick to black until this is over and you'll be fine.

oh yes perma vid

[sarcastass]

NO IT ISN'T.

[Oh yeah that lock just turned bright red, thanks Tannusen]

No, I have an aesthetic!

[black_black_heart]

Oooh, now it's red!

[ Helping. This is helping, right? ]

[sarcastass]

[YOU ARE NOT A HELPER]

Could you please make yourself useful for ten goddamn minutes and get me a hat?

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[heptagram]

So, I assume that's the same effect that's causing my hands to do... whatever it is they're doing right now...

[Being mostly orange with some teal in there. This is interesting but makes no sense.]

Anyway, you might want to find something with a hood for however long this goes for. It was looking a reasonable color for a moment, but now it's... doing something very weird.

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[sarcastass]

I look awful in hoodies, though.