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... Dude, where's my truck?

[This was, in fact, an accidental post. Lewis, being a bit on the peeved side, sort of might have just accidentally set off a few electronics within his general radius.

There's a car alarm going off (clearly, not his truck) a few security cameras in the background malfunctioning magnificently in a brief shower of brilliant pink sparks, and apparently, his communicator, which had clicked itself on with a brief jolt of energy, the image on the screen tinted magenta.

So yes. There's a skeleton on screen, looking about as cross as a skeleton with no lower jaw can possibly look. He hasn't actually noticed what he's done to his communicator, shooting a look at the car going off instead.]

C'mon, I just got that truck! How do you even misplace a whole peterbuilt?

This is bullshit.

[UPDATE FIVE MINUTES LATER]

Okay, uh I didn't know this was on, uh... quick question. Let's say you're already dead, and you lived a pretty good life, and then you died and uh... stole a truck.

... Can you go to Hell for postmortem crimes?

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You sure? Because dying once sort of screwed some things up over here for me, not just talking physically.

Um.... No. [ nervous laughter ] Man, that's not the kind of heart-to-heart you get into on first meetings. Usually people casually pretend to mishear that if it slips out but you sure latched on and are being totally considerate. Welp. Anyway, so any other questions?

Okay...

[...COUGH]

How long have you been here?

I'm all for talking but we need some more social bonding to go down. We're gonna keep hitting it off and then we can start sharing the deep shit. Hardcore deathbros you and me. It's gonna be a thing.

It's gonna be three years.

Sure man, that's fine.

Wow... Wow, oh my God, three years?

... So you pretty much know how this entire place works then? Hey, asking because someone else brought it up- Are there any anti-discrimination laws about hiring dead people?

I mean like obviously, visibly, clearly really dead. I need to know how hard I have to work on not looking... dead.

Pretty much, yeah. [ shrugging. ] Nah. There's not here. Everglade has like anti-non-dead-people laws and there's some like minor-discrimination that exists on its own in general if a person's scared, which makes sense. But overall, everyone's pretty chill.

You could probably get a job pretty easily.

You think?

[Still sort of... 100% concerned about his face here.]

I mean I guess it's worth a shot. Is there like a paper or something with classifies in it or is there an app on here that has job openings?

Yeah, bro. I wouldn't worry about it. Like, I'd hire you. Wanna be on TV?

[ does not look concerned in the slightest on his end. ] They paper has a couple and there's a welcome center that has a list. But usually you can just kinda scan the network for postings or outright ask and people will offer.

... Wait what? TV? Me- For what?

[Because while he has no idea how this happened, fuck yeah he might be interested in being on TV, it's TV]

What do you mean for what? You're a visually interesting dude. What would you be interested in? I kind of run a network. [ SHRUGGING ] I mean, unless movies are preferable but I only want the shittiest of actors for that half the time. There's a specific brand I am for.

I mean I cook, I'm pretty good at that.

Pretty sure I'm an awful actor but I think I'm good with not being in a movie.

I don't know if I can work another cooking show in. I kinda let Alice take that angle over and I think Nora had one at some point. I can't help you there but places probably have openings in their kitchens. Is that all you're good at?

Suit yourself, Suit Spook.

Other than paranormal investigation?

Football, baby sitting, I was a pretty good waiter.

Gotta admit, I still miss being an investigator.

Being a ghost on a football team might be cheating because the other players could just go right through you when they try to tackle your ass, so maybe not that. I don't...think we have a lot of babies to sit here. [ pause ] Or any. I have never seen a fucking infant around here. Where the fuck are the children?

And uh- Yo! Just join one of the police forces' investigation teams. You could do that.

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