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Sup bitches,

How are you all? Good? Decent? Awful? Well, whatever you are feeling listen up. 20th of April is the 2nd Annual Genessia Awards. For those who weren't here last year, I'll explain quickly what the awards are about.

We have different categories that people nominated others for and then they were voted to win an award. They got a really nice trophy and a little something extra for their win. Also there would have been an amazing super awesome after award party, but then spirits invaded and turned the whole thing to shit.

Worse. Party. Ever. It's why I moved it forward a bit because I ain't having that happen again. You hear me Genessia, don't you dare. I bite.

Anyway, first of all this is to officially announce the awards that are coming and I need nominations. This is also to look for judges for the following awards:

Best Dressed Male and Female
Worst Dressed Male and Female
Best Cook
Best Dancer
Best Singer

Because last year I felt like it was more a popularity contest than based on actual talent minus the fashion one because that was chosen by me. So this year whoever ends up nominated in these categories WILL need to put on a performance a week before the official show. Or in the case of best dressed just to show off a picture of you in your best outfit. More details to come in a couple weeks time.

As for the judges, please let it be known if you are good in one of those areas then let me know if you want to judge. You'll more than likely get a spot, but it will mean you, yourself cannot participate in that category.

With that out of the way onto the awards as follows:

Best Joker
Biggest Troll
Most Heroic
Cutest Couple
Sexiest Couple
Oddest Couple
Best Newbie (People who have arrived within the last six months from April, anyone further along than that will not count)
Best Network Poster
Most Helpful
Best Friend To Have
Most Charming Smile
Most Badassed
Most Annoying
Most Likely To Be Forever Single
Sexiest Male
Sexiest Female
Cutest Male
Cutest Female
Too Pure For This World
Most Likely To Get Together
Best Hair

I am always open to more suggestions too and if I get any, I'll let you know next week. But until then have fun with nominating.

Kisses, Krista

Comments

anon text;

[orlokbutterfly]

[He's back, and he's here to be a troll. Or at least somewhat of one.]

Best Dressed Male & Female: Dracula, Hikaru Takeda
Worst Dressed Male: Mobius, Jacques Schnee, Tannusen
Worst Dressed Female: Faye Valentine, Chiaki Nanami, That rainbow lady who you need sunglasses to look at. Ragyo? More like "she's in RAGS, YO" am I right [He's sorry, Faye. He has to keep consistent with this whole Anon thing.]
Best Cook: Those folks at Nakiba. Gotta say it, their food was fantastic when I went.
Best Dancer: Lydia
Best Singer: Weiss Schnee, Sonico Super, Mobius. Those three were the only ones with any actual talent at those parties. Or I guess I should say they were the only sober ones.
Best Joker: ...ugh. I guess Yang Xiao Long and Gale Reinhardt deserve points for their puns. Don't make me have to say that ever again.
Biggest Troll: Jacques Schnee
Most Heroic: Weiss Schnee
Cutest Couple: Weiss Schnee & Sun Wukong, Sonico Super & Featherbrain- er, Mobius? Yeah. Mobius.
Sexiest Couple: Faye Valentine & Dante Sparda. They were the sexiest in their respective categories last year, so it makes sense, right? Right.
Also Gale Reinhardt & Jacques Schnee. You can't hide your love from the world, you two.
Oddest Couple: Cassian Andor & his walking sextoy. What was its name? "Kay Two"? Can we get a "Most Indecent" category for these two while we're at it?
Best Newbie: I don't know, I don't pay attention.
Best Network Poster: I would have said Emerald since she tells it like it is but she didn't want nominated so.
Most Helpful: Weiss Schnee. Why is this even a debate? She should win by default. She's the only one who does anything.
Best Friend To Have: Pokemon friends. Who are good little monstrosities? You are!
...oh and humans I guess. Weiss Schnee, Karla, Faye Valentine.
Most Charming Smile: Me. I'm a charmer. Wait. Shit. I'm anon. Nevermind.
Most Badassed: Anyone who can fight in high heels without breaking their ankles. Only Weiss and Gale are coming to mind but I know there are others. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT SORCERY ARE YOU CONJURING
Most Annoying: Jacques Schnee. God, what happened to the "Most Punchable" category?
Cassian Andor. See above.
Cecil Palmer only for the "all of you are so good and talented!!" bullshit mindset
And whoever that guy who kept singing Monster Mash at the Halloween party was
Most Likely To Be Forever Single: All of you cuz life sucks like that. Also me, anon.
Sexiest Male: Dante Sparda, Garrus Vakarian, Death, and whoever else posed for that Christmas calendar too I guess
Sexiest Female: Faye Valentine, Karla, Levi, Lydia, and the calendar thing too here
Too Pure For This World: Sonico Super
Most Likely To Get Together: I'd second "Gale and the World" but that would include me and I want nothing to do with that so
Gale Reinhardt and Faye Valentine. Honestly, this is the "Will They Or Won't They" game of the century. Just kiss already.
Best Hair: Yang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee, Sonico Super

And none of you are cute because I said so. And because my cat is cutest.

[myfayevalentine]

Worst dressed but sexiest? So you'd rather I had no clothes on?

anon af forever

[orlokbutterfly]

You caught me, babe.

And I had a theme going there and leaving you out would have been bias.

I can't go showing bias even for gorgeous women.

[myfayevalentine]

That doesn't make sense. The whole thing is a popularity contest so bias is the whole point.

Staying anon is a wise and safe choice.

[orlokbutterfly]

But
Shit
Ok fair

Yeah I may be crazy but I'm not stupid. I like keeping my limbs attached to my body.

[myfayevalentine]

Well, at least you think there is some hope for me. That will keep you safe a little longer.

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[wonderland_vogue]

Oh now, anon! Clearly someone has seen me at one of my jobs,
hm?~ But I can certainly appreciate such lovely tastes!