sharpeinolds: (hey there gorgeous)
Wade Wilson ([personal profile] sharpeinolds) wrote in [community profile] genessia2018-05-24 01:11 pm

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Hey kids!

I know what you're all thinking.

Wow, I can't believe Spiderman finally hit puberty! Aren't his abs amazing, I just want to rub my face all over them.

First of all, thanks, I work out.

Second of all, don't call me Spiderman, lets get that out of the way right now.

Third of all, I just took a nap on the bottom of a cave because I.... accidentally... kicked the fancy Star Wars hologram over there, just wanted to put that out there: Don't kick the hologram. PSA here, kids.

Forth of all, I lost track of what I was listing.

And fifth of all because I'm on a roll and I need to prove I'm sober and I can count to five, does anyone have directions to a really cheap bar? I'll also accept directions to the pharmacy or a tire and lube.

I'm gonna need a few more chemicals in me before I deal with this. It's for my sake, not your-

I mean your sake, not mi-

No definitely my sake, sorry. Promised a friend I wasn't going to lie as much anymore.
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (are you sure)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-31 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Was it burns? I thought it was all cancer? And it's less like a fetish and more like it just doesn't bother me," Tannusen shrugged out of his suit jacket and peeled the glove off his right hand, before rolling up his sleeve and exposing all the burns from stabbing Hastur, along with that wrist's burns from the over-reaching Baroness' use of cold iron restraints.

Not much smooth healthy skin left on that arm, or hand.

"I'm not as human as I look, and I don't perceive reality the same way humans do. My husband was a sluagh, do you know what a sluagh is?"
Edited 2018-05-31 05:18 (UTC)
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (so I said 'bitch where')

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-31 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Close, Hastur didn't appreciate being stabbed out of its host of a few thousand years," boy was that an understatement. Tannusen rolled his sleeve back down, and draped the jacket over the empty stool on his other side. "Point is, it doesn't bother me any more than my arm would bother you. Not," emphasis there, "that I think things are like they were; you don't remember me. I just feel that someone in your shoes ought to know where things stood before."
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (are you sure)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-31 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
"You know the yellow king, and you know what a faerie is? Wade dear, you're a secret nerd."

NERD ALERT.

"...Yeah, well. It's pretty funny, because the first time we met, I climbed into your lap by the end of it," Tannusen chuckled, picking up his tea to take a drink. "But then you had to go and become a person on me."
Edited 2018-05-31 05:47 (UTC)
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (the fuck is that)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-31 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
"That's because you hide in that mask of yours so much, people forget there's someone under it," Tannusen noted wryly, with a gesture at wherever Wade had put said mask. "Object permanence isn't humanity's strongest suit."
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (ha)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-31 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't know, it's not like you're going to die on them. I think the intent's so you don't get attached."

Oh no this chat has gotten too real BACK TO JOKES, STAT!

"But you're out of luck here; I'm by far the best boss you're going to find on this itty bitty little world," a wry, lopsided grin, "and I know I'm just irresistibly charming."
Edited 2018-05-31 06:08 (UTC)