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Wade Wilson ([personal profile] sharpeinolds) wrote in [community profile] genessia2018-05-24 01:11 pm

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Hey kids!

I know what you're all thinking.

Wow, I can't believe Spiderman finally hit puberty! Aren't his abs amazing, I just want to rub my face all over them.

First of all, thanks, I work out.

Second of all, don't call me Spiderman, lets get that out of the way right now.

Third of all, I just took a nap on the bottom of a cave because I.... accidentally... kicked the fancy Star Wars hologram over there, just wanted to put that out there: Don't kick the hologram. PSA here, kids.

Forth of all, I lost track of what I was listing.

And fifth of all because I'm on a roll and I need to prove I'm sober and I can count to five, does anyone have directions to a really cheap bar? I'll also accept directions to the pharmacy or a tire and lube.

I'm gonna need a few more chemicals in me before I deal with this. It's for my sake, not your-

I mean your sake, not mi-

No definitely my sake, sorry. Promised a friend I wasn't going to lie as much anymore.
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I can see you. You don't really look the same, for one thing he has a spider on his chest.

Do you know Iron Man? Where are you from anyway?
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
He's from New York, I'm sure he rides the subway.

[Of course he does, Mr. Deadpool, why wouldn't he?]

Well I wouldn't call you Spiderman, if that helps. I just thought if you were a superhero, you know...

[He waves his hand a little.] Iron Man seems to know everyone.

I'm from Queens.
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why would he need to take the subway in his suit? Haven't you ever seen him webslinging from building to building? It's-it looks fun!

[He's not scared of heights, not at all.]

Yeah, it's supposed to be a commitment and really important.

[But you're an adult, shouldn't you be responsible by now?]

It sounds like a lot of things are complicated. [Just an observation.]
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I think the trick is not to fall. Wouldn't you die if you fell?

[That's the only logical assumption Peter can think of.]

Colossus? Who's Colossus?

[He's not touching that virgin comment at all.]

I guess. I'm just a student at Midtown, so...

[He offers an innocent smile.] I'm Peter by the way. Peter Parker.
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
You can't die? [Now that's interesting.] Why not?

[Don't mind if he looks like Deadpool is a potential science experiment. He's a huge nerd.]

Okay... [That's a weird way to refer to someone, as in it tells him nothing at all about him. He frowns slightly.]

I'm fifteen. [A small frown.] Nice to meet you, Mr. Deadpool.
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He's far less interested in hurting him though, he's just interested in knowing how he's different. It's okay, he's studied his own physiology.]

Don't ask, got it. [He smiles and lets the matter drop and he just sighs.]

I'm not that young, even if Mr. Stark keeps calling me a kid. I'm almost old enough to get my learner's permit!

[Oh yeah he should explain.] I'm an intern for Mr. Stark.
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey I just thought of an experiment...

[Peter wonders what the effects of alcohol would be on a very fast metabolism.]

I can't say something like that to him! Mr. Stark would think I hit my head or something!

[Try as he might, he can't call him Tony.]
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm far from volcanoes. I was wondering about the effects on alcohol on an enhanced metabolism compared to a regular one. [He's too young for this experiment. Literally.]

I...[He opens his mouth and closes it.] I don't even know what to say to that. I could tell him but probably not like that.
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have an enhanced metabolism? Interesting. And no, I don't think so, but somehow I bet you could find a volunteer.

[Science doesn't have to be scary.]

Uh, you do that. Don't feel bad, he doesn't call me back either.
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[personal profile] spidertwerp 2018-05-31 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's a noble sacrifice, the things people do for science. Let me know, I'll be happy to take notes.