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K2SO | Kaytoo Esso ([personal profile] k2so) wrote in [community profile] genessia2018-06-27 08:14 pm

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[When the video starts only a white bushy tail is visible but it moves away after a scream of Pachirisu! is heard.

It's not all that clear what is Kay trying to do but he's in a kitchen surrounded with appliances, so it would be a good guess to say he's cooking. Or trying too. He's surrounded by a notable group of pets and pokemon that he's trying to keep away from a large bowl filled with...something. Could be mashed potatoes could be cement. He also seems to be giving the pokemon some cooking wisdom of his own brand.]

No, no, your food isn't ready yet. [Kay grabs the bowl Meiji was licking and waves a hand around, shooing away Sonico's cheetah as if it were an average housecat.

As he does so, three other pokemon get onto the kitchen counter. A floating Duosion puts a colander on his head as if it were some sort of helmet before laughing with delight. Kay pays them no mind, as he's busy stirring something in a frying pan and talking to his cat Fest, who is sat on top of Cassian's Corgi because of course she is.]

Splattering oil can be frightening so approach it at your pace as if you are confronting a dangerous animal or a particularly disgruntled retail employee. [The droid adds some more chopped onions to the dish and then an egg. A whole egg, eggshell and everything.]

The recipe says to add some saffron threads but I don't have any, so screw that. [Behind Kay, the sylveon curls into one of the woks and process to fall sleep there. ] They say drinking two glasses of wine a day helps to clean your brain, so I'm going to add it to the mix as the last touch.

[Kay does just that, dumping a glass of red wine onto the hot mess that is his dish. The pan immediately catches on fire.] Hm...perhaps I should have added white wine.
immortalrose: (Is it a trick or a game?)

video

[personal profile] immortalrose 2018-06-27 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[You see, not many know of Augustine's true weakness. Many believe the dhampir to be allergic to garlic and sunlight but his true weakness is anything cute. So, as expected, Augustine is happily watching this mundane cooking live video for the sake of catching a glimpse of all those adorable pets that Cassian and Kay adopted over the years.

He's plotting on getting himself a Sylveon the next time Pokemons appear in Genessia.
]

...I want one. [He mutters as he watches Kay fend off his bowl of nonsense from the pets] I want them all.

[Augustine was just about to turn off the video until Kay decides to get the batshit idea of adding wine with this concoction of a dish along with an egg. A full damn egg with the eggshell and all.]

Cease and desist! Your culinary skills make me shudder, Kay.
bigbadrose: (aliens are so weird)

[Video]

[personal profile] bigbadrose 2018-06-27 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Kay... who are you cooking for?
leekspins: (Blank Stare)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2018-06-27 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Orihime stares. Not because she's horrified at the way Kay cooks, but because it's so completely fascinating AND ADORABLE. Should she tell him? Maybe she should.]

Actually alcohol kills brain cells! You can get the same benefits from grape juice without liver and brain damage. It's also not flammable!

[Some people just want to watch the kitchen burn. If it's a robot, it's okay.]
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2018-06-27 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[This all seems legit to Namur.]

Didja put some fish in there? Even li'l'ns like anchovies an' sardines is full a good shit that helps yer eyesight an' intelligence.

[Says the near-sighted dumbass.]
immortalrose: (Drives a man insane)

[personal profile] immortalrose 2018-06-27 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aww, Mudkip! Augustine can't help but chuckle a little.]

They ought to be. Your little critters would fetch better coin than your cooking.

[He huffs a little since he really wants that Sylveon and the cheetah he spotted earlier.]

That's no small setback. Now hurry up and fetch the hose before you burn the house down.
Edited 2018-06-27 18:58 (UTC)
immortalrose: (And its Greed to kill)

/threadjack

[personal profile] immortalrose 2018-06-27 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
NO.

[Namur, get the hell out of here with that anchovies shit---]
Edited 2018-06-27 19:01 (UTC)
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (wouldn't hurt a fly)

XD

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2018-06-27 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What's yer prob- oh!

Blood's good too. Iron.

[Sage nod.]
bigbadrose: (wry grin)

[personal profile] bigbadrose 2018-06-27 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding, huh?

Remember when we talked about microchips and eating? I'm guessin' this is something your file databanks don't have programmed for doin', yeah? No offense. [A hand up.] But you threw a lot in there that would be toxic for them. And I thought my Mom was lethal in the kitchen. [A grin to show she's just teasing!]
leekspins: (Bakery)

[personal profile] leekspins 2018-06-27 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! It's great that you're willing to explore and try new ingredients!

--Oh, and baking soda will put out the fire. Make sure you don't use flour or baking powder. They'll look the same, but flour will definitely make the fire flare up. If it's just burning off the alcohol, though, it'll go out on its own. Just keep it away from anything flammable!
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (wouldn't hurt a fly)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2018-06-27 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Toss 'em in! Shit can't get worse, right?
bigbadrose: (classy grin)

:V

[personal profile] bigbadrose 2018-06-27 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Laughing into a bitten fist.]

This explains so much.
immortalrose: (Is it a trick or a game?)

>E

[personal profile] immortalrose 2018-06-27 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[If it were possible, Augustine would've paled some at that suggestion. Fish, chicken eggs, mash potatoes, wine and human blood?

He shakes his head slowly.
]

Cooking involves more than just the ability to throw everything but the kitchen sink into a pot, Namur. You're libel to get someone sick with this concoction of yours.

[Here comes that trademark aristocratic huff of his. Augustine is annoyed.]

It should be a felony for either of you to step within three feet of a kitchen.
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2018-06-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yer judgey t'day, shit.

So how would you make it healthy?
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2018-06-27 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'd stick his tongue out if he could. But he can't. So he just pulls down his lower eyelid. With his middle finger. Like a super totally mature dude.]
immortalrose: (Drives a man insane)

[personal profile] immortalrose 2018-06-27 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me for not wanting to have either of you accidentally poison someone.

[Yes, he's a "judgey" prickly thing today. Moody.]

First off, I would scrap the ENTIRE recipe and throw you both out the kitchen. Second, I would create a heavenly medley of lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, corn, mushrooms and perhaps chickpeas for a healthy salad before adding exotic cheeses and perhaps some nicely cooked meat in the form of chicken or beef.

[Well, well, well! The dhampir knows his stuff. Too bad he doesn't cook normally.]

That would be a suitable meal for most average folk.
Edited 2018-06-27 20:05 (UTC)
bigbadrose: (wolfish grin)

[personal profile] bigbadrose 2018-06-27 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Makes a heart with her hands! <3]
bigbadrose: (whut now?)

[personal profile] bigbadrose 2018-06-27 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Can anyone get in on this? That sounds delicious. I'll bring blood-wine? [It's blood that's specifically been fed on alchohol. Seriously.]

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