Emmett Carver (
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genessia2018-08-14 08:23 pm
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With all due respect, [Translation: "fuck that noise" and everyone he's talking about it is an idiot.] to the recent opinion article in the paper, [Thick American accent, that's how you know it's not the Doctor, even if the scruffy scowly face didn't tip you off yet.] No. So much no. There is nothing more annoying than already having a bad day and everyone around you smiling like a lunatic. [Someone probably doesn't get along with the Cheshire cat.] It just makes you look like a smug doddypoll. [Fist to palm.] Don't do it.
Also what are the sports teams here? Anyone got a favorite? I've got a doll I need to take on a date.
Also what are the sports teams here? Anyone got a favorite? I've got a doll I need to take on a date.
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But you make me like want to smile all the time. Because I want to like look pretty for you and I'm like at my prettiest when I smile.
[Pause as she thinks, actually that's something she has been told by others but maybe it's not true. Or at least it's pretty subjective, what if he doesn't find her as pretty when she smiles?]
Am I not? How would you like me more?
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[You're really gonna make him say this on open network in front of everyone, huh?]
[Okay. Fine. He will not be the same man who lost his wife for lack of giving a damn.]
You don't have to do anything for me to like you. You're the most beautiful creature in any planet, in any universe. You're always radiant: smiling, angry, or even distressed or pouting like now. [Growl!] Though it still makes me want to bite you.
People just want you to be happy.
I just want you to be you.
And when you're working and putting clues together on the wall I pretty much lose my mind. I'm already more distracted than I've ever been in my entire life combined. If that gets any worse, I don't think I'll be able to properly function.
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[SHE WAS HONESTLY WONDERING! SHE DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD GO AND SAY ANY OF THAT!]
[A mere "however you want to be" would have been enough! But noooo, he went and said all that. In open network!!]
[She gets redder than a tomato and shifts nervously. And she's still pouting, though she visibly tries to stop it.]
[sadjkasdhakfjashjkfshadk]
[WHAT THE HELL IS SHE SUPPOSED TO REPLY TO THAT?! STUPID CARVER AND HIS STUPID EXAGGERATIONS.]
You're like super totally biased.
[Both on the "most beautiful creature in any planet" and on the "always radiant". She's not radiant! She's a lemenae, a demon, demons aren't radiant!]
[And he would probably not say any of that anymore if he saw her appareance as a lemenae. And hearing him say that only makes her be even more scared of him ever seeing her transformed.]
And like it totally isn't my intention to like distract you. [Pause and getting even redder.] Well, like maybe some times it is and I like totally aim to distract you. But like not always! Specially when I'm like totally working too. Sorry.
[She frowns a little, what could she do to not be distracting while they are working?]
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I like it.
Sharpens the senses. [Even as biased as he is. And he's so happy. Total puppy dog tail wagging over here.]
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[HE IS DOING IT ON PURPOSE!]
Wait, if like it sharpens the senses... Doesn't that mean that like it's easier for you to be distracted because like you notice me more? Then you like need something to help focus, not to make you like notice everything more.
[Blushing and frowning and pouting. ]
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No.
[Huff. Puppy snort in annoyance.] Let me decide that. Besides being on hyper alert is good for a cop. I always try to be anyway. [SO THERE.]
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You like don't sound at all decided on that!
[Make up your mind if you're going to tell her to let you decide.]
So like you're alerted of everything else when you're like with me?
[If he does he should be an actor because he has her fooled on that.]
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And same. Yes, I notice everything more, but I care less too.
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[And all the frowning.]
But that's like no good at all when we're working. I mean, I like totally try hard to not be distracted by you when I work, but if you like go and get distracted by me then what I am like trying hard for? I love work but I would like love more to ride you!
[Really, she tries to resist to not be annoying to him and it turns out that he doesn't even bother to resist. Not that she wants him to resist, but if he's not going to do so he should tell her so she doesn't resist either.]
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[JUST. All the laughing.]
[He can't help it. It's funny. What else can he do?]
Work first. Play later. And twice as hard as working. Deal?
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[So have all the pouting and frowning.]
That's like what I try to do! But you just like go and say that I distract you, what am I like supposed to do then!
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[She's so cute.]
[How does he take a picture?]
[Brb taking a picture.]
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[So it's okay if she distracts him now!]
[And she sticks her tongue at him. Hope she didn't accidentally ruin his picture with that and left him stuf with a picture of her sticking her tongue. She's back to pouting after that though so he can take more if needed.]
And I'm like not whining now!
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[And then tries to be SUPER SERIOUS. And can't, completely, but makes a good show of it.] You like, totally are.
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I'm like totally not! You're like the one going like "by the flame, people like want to fool themselves and like live in a world of lies" as if that was like new or something.
[If someone is whinning that would be him. Totally. She frowns and pouts at the imitation though, she knows what you did there Carver. Luckily for you she loves you and adores when you mock her like that.]
[She probably shouldn't adore it but she has the feeling that she went past the checkpoint were she could turn around and care about that a good while ago.]
Aaaa~nyway! I've like finished it, the calendar chart! All my world's months like equalized to your worlds, all that's like missing is you adding your holidays and like things you want to point out!
[And she moves the camera to show to him a part of the wall with different calendar sheets. Worth to note that she seems to have even calculated the moon phases. Though she has two moons drawn in each day.]
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Oh, and apparently we're going to get Moonbucks coffee every day. I have a bet going. [And he likes having her around every second he can manage.]
Okay. Sounds easy enough. [Scratches his scruffy chin.] Earth only has one moon, 28 day cycle. Must make it interesting for werewolf lemenae in your world.
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[Tilting her head and snapping her tongue against her teeth while she smiles mischiveously. He's totally like a puppy sometimes. Her puppy.]
So long as the coffee is like black and strong that's like super with me. What did you like bet for?
[As in, what is in for him if he wins. Other than "being right" which isn't a price or something worth a bet in her opinion.]
That's like a super short cycle! Chamma is like the shortest cycle of our moons and she's still like 40 days. The werewolf lemenae depend on like which moon they are tied to, like there are three subtypes of werewolves, one tied to Chamma, one tied to Lunare and one tied to both. The last one like only transforms when both moons are full or like almost full.
Oh, and like the equivalence isn't like perfect, because my world's year like has one more day than yours. But it's still like pretty close. And like my birthday is this month.
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[PUPPY HUFF. Arm fold.] I remember.
Some smiley guy didn't believe I could tell when he was faking it.
Sounds difficult.
That's pretty similar. Our calendar isn't completely correct so we add one day every four years. It's weird.
When's your birthday?
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Oho? So like, you can tell when someone is like faking a smile? And what do you like get if you demonstrate that you can?
[A giggle.]
Only when both moons are like full, then we like have all the werewolves running rampant. But like there aren't that many werewolves in the human world so it's like pretty safe, at least regarding that. And they aren't like that dangerous anyway.
[Werewolves are clearly not something that really worries her. After all even in their berserk state they are mostly animals, strong and violent but still animals with animals instincts and needs.]
Hmm... Officially it's like Terluna 61st which is like August 30th in your calendar. Unofficially Ulluna 21st which would be like November 21st for you.
[Angelique and Chrysalis birthdays respectively, which he should be clever enough to understand. Whatever he does with that information it's up to him, he can acknowledge both or ignore the second one. Or both if he so wants.]
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[Chrysalis will have to fight for him to get a free coffee on the days he's right or something, he forgot to ask. He's such an idiot.]
I'll bet.
[And he grins at her. He's pleased that they're always on sync. He almost asked which birthday, but then he wasn't sure if she would really want to celebrate the Chrysalis day given the full context, but he's pleased about both.] We'll do something special for both.
Wanna see the penguins on the 30th?
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Did you like forget to actually establish what to get if like you win?
[Because bragging rights sounds totally like what someone says when they forget to actually bet something but still want to do the bet.]
[And even with the full context, it would be Chrysalis' birthday the one she would care more to celebrate. After all she is Chrysalis, if she doesn't celebrate it is simply due not many knowing about it and her posing as Angelique. Though Kaden always tries to have them do something to celebrate her real birthday, but he's a lemenae so it's not as special as hearing Carver say that.]
[Hopefully she doesn't look as stupidly entranced by Carver as she feels, though with the loving eyes she's giving him she probably looks so. Seriously, his wife was retarded for letting such a man go.]
Ah, the animals from like the giant ice cube!! Sure! Can we really like go and see them?
[Shut up, she remembers a lot of the stuff he told her but the name of the ice continent isn't one of them so "giant ice cube" it is.]
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[She can fight for him, it's better that way.]
[And ahhhhh she's so cute!!! He will die of cute!! He just chuckles gently and nods.] Yeah, of course. Anyone else you want along? Sora?
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Isn't like getting something the whole point of a bet?
[At least she doesn't bet if it's not to get something beyond bragging rights.]
The three of us is like perfect. A family outing to like see the penguins and like whatever else they keep in those places. Or like is it only penguins?
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Fish. They usually keep fish there. And some cold water mammals like seals and walruses. Ever see a shark before? Or an octopus?
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And like stubborn too. But I guess that's like part of your charm.
[Is he a loser if he has a baby succubus all for himself?]
In old movies or in like the store to buy for food, places that like hold animals are illegal in my world. Octopuses are the ones that are like smaller krakens, right?
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