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[spaceroach]

GIR!

[Oh what the fresh hell is this.

Zim's certainly a sight here, a panicky, vaguely smokey sight, judging from the shadows and background, he's perched on top of the pod he woke up in.]

GIR, I can't reach you through the communicator link, you better be on this frequency, GIR, LISTEN TO ME.

[That's right. He's assumed that this is a private conversation. Here we go-]

I'm surrounded by water and if you do not get here right now, GIR, RIGHT NOW, I'm going to burn to death, are you listening? I need you at my coordinates right now, GIR!

I'm at-

[A pause, because he... doesn't... know where the hell he is, or what his coordinates are, or probably what day it is. There's some aggravated grunting]

Look just... just figure it out! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, AND DON'T LET ANYONE SEE YOU! If I fall in the water and die, you can't have any more waffles ever again! ... EVER.

EVER, GET OVER HERE!

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[Video]

[li_amaranth]

[Well there goes the peaceful day she was having. Instead it's interrupted by something very screechy and annoying. ]

Shut the hell up fuckwad. You're not the only one with water problems so stuff it before I stuff you in the lake and ignore the burns I get from it just to stop your screeching.

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[spaceroach]

[wait]

....

WHO IS THIS?!

[whats that scream louder okay can do]

GET OFF THIS FREQUENCY! I DIDN'T INVITE YOU IN HERE, GET OUT!

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[li_amaranth]

[Yeah, she didn't want that AT ALL.]

Name's Li. So shut up your green little cockroach and let the rest of us get some peace around here.


And fuck you, I'll be on whatever frequency I want. It's your fault for making it public.

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[spaceroach]

NEVER!

[Zim, this is the opposite of subtle espionage]

I'LL SCREAM FOREVER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! THIS IS MY AWFUL, DIRTY, WATER FILLED HECK-CAVE AND I'LL SCREAM IF I WANT TO!

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ZIM!

I DO WHAT I WANT, FOUL EARTH STINK!

[FIGHT ME. FIGHT ME IN THE PIT]

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[li_amaranth]

[This is the wrong girl to ask for a fight. Li will take great pleasure trampling him and beating the little green thing into the ground.]

Oh that's it you little green space rock. I know exactly where you are and I'm going to take great pleasure in personally shutting you the hell up.

[Video]

[child_of_bhaal]

[Hark! Someone seems to be in distress!


No but seriously.]

Easy, friend. No need to panic. I don't know if your friend is here, but I know where you are. I can come help.

[She's already on her way, in fact.]

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[spaceroach]

[WHY FOR THERE BE TWO NON-GIR ENTITIES ON THIS EXTREMELY PRIVATE FREQUENCY THAT WAS PRIVATE THAT HE MADE]

NO.

NO.

NO YOU WILL NOT, DO NOT COME IN HERE!

.... I'm NOT IN HERE! I'm not even here, I'm not real, go away! You see NOTHING!

[Shit shit shit where's his amazing disguise, it's in here somewhere-]

[Video]

[child_of_bhaal]

[ Oh no, the poor thing. He must be really frightened. :c

She'll just have to be more kind and extra helpful.]

I'm afraid I must, if you're in danger. You said the water would harm you, right? I'm going to come there and get you away from it, that's all. I promise.

My name is Syeira. I'm a friend. What's your name?

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[spaceroach]

[oh he's fucked up now she's still coming here fuCK]

You- I-

Don't stand over there and use my words against me! I didn't say-

... Okay I did, I said a lot of stuff. THAT WASN'T FOR YOU! NOT YOU.

ZIM HAS NO FRIENDS! DO NOT GET ANYWHERE NEAR MY AWFUL WATER FILLED CAVE PRISON, HUMAN! It's... It's full of SHARKS! Sharks just everywhere! Absolutely packed full of hungry, evil, flesh melting SHARKS!

I'M SERIOUS, DON'T COME IN HERE!

[video]

[intothelens]

[That was...a lot to take in. A new face, panicing. As new faces are sometimes wont to do. But it was the nature of the panic that left Hikari...slightly worried.]

I know you must be worried about what's happening, but...threatening your friend like that isn't going to help.

Re: [video]

[spaceroach]

I

AM GOING

TO BURN

TO DEATH.

I CAN THREATEN MY ROBOT ALL I WANT!

[video]

[intothelens]

[WHOATHERE]

[Jumping back in shock from the sheer force of the response, Hikari took several (accelerated) heartbeats to calm herself down. Slow, deep breaths. Clearly, her usual methods were not going to work here.]

Unless he's the one who's going to burn you, maybe it would be better if we figure out how to stop that from happening.

Are you under attack?

Re: [video]

[spaceroach]

YES.

BY YOUR PLANETS HORRIBLE NATURAL CHEMICALS!

[The camera is aimed towards the water, lapping against the sides of the pod he woke up in.... MENACINGLY.

If... you are Zim.]

[Video]

[fashionably_strong]

Oh, you can't swim? I'm sure there's somewhere you can enroll for lessons.

Re: [Video]

[spaceroach]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO SWIM?!

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO DIE?! YOU'RE AWFUL!

: [Video]

[fashionably_strong]

The whole point of getting swimming lessons is so that you don't die in the water. Or is water itself harmful to you?

[spaceroach]

YES!

YES IT IS!

I'll BURN TO DEATH! I JUST SAID THAT!!

[are_you_robbing_me]

... Wait. Water doesn't burn people. [THAT's what she noticed?!]

[spaceroach]

IT BURNS ME!

THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS HERE!

[are_you_robbing_me]

That... Sounds kinda weird...

[spaceroach]

IT IS NOT WEIRD.

YOU'RE WEIRD.

[Video]

[koishi_komeiji]

A thing with glowing eyes and a weird looking organic cord floating around her answered. So not a human at least.

"Hello there. You don't have to yell. There aren't many creatures that are burned by water. What are you?"

Re: [Video] goddamnit i thought this was action

[spaceroach]

YOU FIRST, GLOW-WORM!

Its all good. I do that too sometimes.

[koishi_komeiji]

She was completely unphased by the yelling. "Oh. I'm Koishi Komeiji. I'm a satori youkai."

Munch munch snacks munch.

"You're quite the delightful shade of green."

[spaceroach]

And Zim has... no idea.

What that is.

The pak is translating it but that doesn't mean he actually gets what he's hearing.

"What kind of demon is an ENLIGHTENMENT demon?" Look. Just like Zim, his pak is Not Great. He absolutely just deconstructed those two words instead of making them ONE thing.

But, a compliment is a compliment, so that one doesn't get a lot of undue shrieking. A little grunt, though.

"... Yes. Yes I am."