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-Video-
[If you look on your videophone, you might notice a picture of the above figure.]
CR, do you copy? CR?
Sage, you and Panda still there, over? Guys?
Linkara, Film Brain, Snob, Luke, Lupa, Todd, Paw, Chick?!? Is anyone from the USS Exit Strategy listening?

-Action-
[You may notice a lanky, late-twenties to early-thirties reviewer walking down the street. His get-up is pretty much the same as before, only the helmet's been replaced with glasses and a cap. Do you dare approach this potentially irate internet cynic.]

[ooc: He might be a little trigger happy since he did just get pulled from getting shot at on Europa. On that note guys, I hope you like my intro.]

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I've never heard of the USS Exit Strategy. If you're new here, welcome to Genessia. I'm Nanana.

Edited 2014-08-09 09:34 (UTC)

Nanana? Who names their kid Nanana-Nevermind. Just, can anyone tell me how the hell we got here, and how to go back? I was seriously in the middle of something!

Nanana Ryuugajou, but everyone calls me Nanana. I can't tell you that though, I don't know if there's anyone who could. You can open up a subarchway to your world if you pay a price, but whatever was happening won't happen even if you do.

[ Well sure why not? Lucy likes living dangerously! Except not. At the moment she's trotting down the street with some groceries in her arms, heading back to Fayren. She loved the place, but it was severely limited when it came to food and drinks.

Normally she wouldn't bother someone that looked possibly irate, but just as she was passing him by, a corner of the bag broke and several cans fell to the ground. ]

Ah! Jeez..! Not again..!

(He still didn't exactly trust this place. Considering all the crap he'd been through before, he wouldn't put it past someone like Mara Wilson - the damn she-devil - to be responsible for all this. He had to stay on his guard. He had to stick to the shadows like Batman. Be as inconspicuous as-
OH SWEET FUCK IT WAS THEM!
He immediately turned to the rattle, brought out his Lawgiver and prepared to shoo-
Oh. It was just groceries falling. Groceries falling out of a bag held by an actually rather attractive, blond girl.
Hello.
Well, screw it, kidnapping, illusion, or whatever, Critic realized that so long as he was here, he might as well try and play his cards right.)

Hello, milady, mind if I get that for you?

[ WHOA WHOA WHOA HEY CIVILIAN ON THE SIDEWALK HERE. Seeing the reaction, Lucy jerked back in surprise, dropping the rest of her groceries with a squeak of surprise, holding up both hands in an 'eassy~!' manner. ]

Ah...

[ Oh, he recovered quickly. Well, good. She smiled hesitantly. ]

Sure, thanks... - I guess the bags they gave me weren't all that strong.

Koishi and her hanging around the bay had once again yielded some interesting results. This one... His mind wasn't like the others. It was stormy. Restless. She found herself following this reviewer-type person, focusing hard, her brow furrowed, trying to drop her obfuscating cloak so he could see her.

"Hey! Mister!" she reached up to poke his back. "Mister! Hey! Can you see me yet? Hey!" No doubt this would go on until he noticed her or until she got bored...

(However the prior encounters ended, ~~blame the Plot Hole for continuity errors~~ Critic still needed to remain prepared and get a feel for his surroundings.

If he could ~~barely~~ survive fighting the Nerd, taking over a micronation, getting overthrown from said micronation, getting killed in a quest for a gauntlet, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and The Room, then he could-)
Hey, kid? Stop poking me! Don't you know it's rude to interrupt someone when they're in the middle of an internal monologue?

Koishi gasped. "You noticed me!" The critic would feel a small form collide with his back, a pair of arms wrapping around his waist in a shockingly strong hug for one so tiny.

So much for personal space...

"Mister! I like your hat Mister! It's very nice!" If He managed to squirm enough to get a look at his tiny assailant he would come face to face with a pair of luminous green eyes and a smile that could compete with the Cheshire cat. "Mister! You shouldn't be so grouchy. It's not good for humans. If you're grouchy all your hair will turn grey and then you'l be more grouchy!"

Hey fella...This isn't a walkie-talkie.

...[The hell?]

Are those all code names? Are you a spy?

Uh, nooooo.
Look, that's just my crew of internet geeks and critics. Before I got here we were trying to figure out what was going on with this Plot Hole that opened up near Europa.

...[This is the face of a girl whose world has the level of technology that existed in 2003. Wireless devices are still something ~novel~.

So all of what NC just said completely escapes her, but she nods anyway trying to understand the man's situation.]

Well...I'm sorry, sir, but you're stuck here now.

[...Isn't Europa one of the moons of Jupiter. Isn't a plot hole something that only exists in a story. Is this guy some kinda magician?]

And if none of your, um, crew have answered, that likely means they're not here. I'm still new, but I can still answer some questions you might have if you want.

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Should Lucy have noticed his reaction? Whatever you think is funnier.

Ahha oh Critic XD

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I fail when it comes to Touhou knowledge. Is it okay if Critic mistakes her for a kid?

Don't worry. She's 4'1" and childish so its fine. Though rather obviously not human.

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Oh boy do I have a lot to catch up on.

Well hi, I'm Mozart and I backtag forever :B