soyoudonthaveto: (Dredd!Critic)
Nostalgia Critic ([personal profile] soyoudonthaveto) wrote in [community profile] genessia2014-08-08 09:39 pm

Review #1

 -Video-
[If you look on your videophone, you might notice a picture of the above figure.]
CR, do you copy? CR?
Sage, you and Panda still there, over? Guys?
Linkara, Film Brain, Snob, Luke, Lupa, Todd, Paw, Chick?!? Is anyone from the USS Exit Strategy listening?

-Action-
[You may notice a lanky, late-twenties to early-thirties reviewer walking down the street. His get-up is pretty much the same as before, only the helmet's been replaced with glasses and a cap. Do you dare approach this potentially irate internet cynic.]


[ooc: He might be a little trigger happy since he did just get pulled from getting shot at on Europa. On that note guys, I hope you like my intro.]
soundmind: (Query ► Did you even study?)

Well hi, I'm Mozart and I backtag forever :B

[personal profile] soundmind 2014-08-29 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...[This is the face of a girl whose world has the level of technology that existed in 2003. Wireless devices are still something ~novel~.

So all of what NC just said completely escapes her, but she nods anyway trying to understand the man's situation.]


Well...I'm sorry, sir, but you're stuck here now.

[...Isn't Europa one of the moons of Jupiter. Isn't a plot hole something that only exists in a story. Is this guy some kinda magician?]

And if none of your, um, crew have answered, that likely means they're not here. I'm still new, but I can still answer some questions you might have if you want.