CP..flu :(

[genpcs]

Something has happened to the CPU! Security measures seem to have gone absolutely wonky, making everyone’s conversations:

◘ Private messages may become public messages
◘ Unanonymous when they’re trying to post anonymously
◘ Undeletable
◘ Misfired

Will it cause technological and privacy chaos? Yes, absolutely. Have fun with that.

Keep in mind that there is only one requirement for participation in this event: You must tag at least one person you do not currently have CR with a misfire.

Otherwise, whatever drama or crack you want to cause with this one, go for it. The CPU will feel better on Saturday, so this is a quick two-day event and will be done in this single log post (here!) so it’s easy to post misfires all in one place but as always, you are welcome to make your own posts as well.

To opt out: There was a power surge when this technology fluke happened, so your device is now refusing to turn on. It may need repairs or replacement.

Comments

(OOC COMMENT, NOT VISIBLE IC) Questions!

[genpcs]

If you have questions about this event, please reply to this comment.

[theyseemeroland]

What's meant by "tag someone with a misfire"? Does it mean something along the lines of "a network tag meant for Alice goes to Bob instead" or something like that?

Voice; OTA

[madcuriosity]

I found that to be a terrible riddle.

Do you know a better one?

Re: Voice; OTA

[magic_fratboy]

...riddle? [Tommy had been thinking of texting Mantis when the voice suddenly popped up on his phone...sounds like a kid.

Okay...]

Uh...uhm--oh, here's one. 'Railroad crossing, look out for the cars.' Can you spell that without any 'R's?

Text;OTA

[hellorhighwater]

very funny but seriously do you think shell like meat or veggie better

Re: Text;OTA

[micancion]

depends on what the meat tastes like. or you could just go with both.

[Video]; OTA

[cuteandsassy]

[The video opens up with Felicity in her apartment, trying and failing to do a pull-up. There is a bar set up in her room and she is currently trying to pull herself up, her feet dangling because she can't do it. ]

Oliver made this look so easy.

[gasp, huff ]

If only I had the upper body strength of a superhero. I just have a brain like The Doctor's. Not exactly, but a girl can dream right?

[Video]

[monklookslikealady]

Sometimes it is better to have mind over strength, young lady. [Libra smiles]

But if you want, I may be able to help you accomplish your goal there.

Text

[boo_berry]

Did we need anything besides more smokes and lighter fluid? Was not sure about 6 packs.

And may have a lead on a bounty.

T

[Meant for Cassidy so total misfire]

Re: Text

[micancion]

bounty? actually i am more worried about why you need lighter fluid and cigarettes.

Unplanned Video l OTA

[misskringle]

[A soaring soprano can be heard walfing thought the Genessia PD file room. Kristen has no idea the device is recording her unplanned song as she sings a Brian setzler number]

(OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6RN8FcbAU for the song)

[Video]

[fairysoul]

Very beautiful. You're quite talented, Miss.

Text | OTA

[quick_clean_pure]

Hey there, lady. Was wondering if you were up for another round at the bar sometime? Now that we're not, you know, being transformed into weird-ass shit all the time.

'Sides, you won a bunch of money off me recently so you may as well blow some of it on booze.

Text

[myfayevalentine]

Oh? So now you're asking out all the eligible ladies of Genessia...?

Unplanned Video l OTA

[invented_misery]

[Violet's seen in the common space ankle deep in parts. She's been fine tuning a very odd catapult device but why the fruitcakes? But her howl of glee is pure nerd happiness.]

Just need a fine tune to allow for more than fruitcakes as ammo! Wonder if moldy cheese would work?

[Video]

[riddlemehiss]

I recommend raw eggs! Or tomatoes.

Video Message to Twelve || OTA

[micancion]

Hey! Profe! You got a minute? Iiiii might need a favor.

There's just one problem: you're talkin' to the wrong Doctor

[spacepeterpan]

Oh, hello, Hector, of course, I'm here to help, what's on your mind?

Text

[faithfulpartner]

[Meant for both TARDIS crew and Torchwood so misfire ahoy!]

I'm making a run for supplies over lunch! Anyone need anything besides more tea?

Re: Text

[noblecaptain]

I'm starving. Any place around here that sells good shawarma?

Unplanned Video l OTA

[radishearring]

[Luna's on lunch and is walking through one of the parks when she hears what is hopefully a nest of moon frogs.]

Moon frogs! First sighting since the near finding during the masquerade too! [Lunch for now is set aside as she goes to nest track, not knowing its live.]

[madcuriosity]

Moon frogs? What are moon frogs?

[Non Anon Misfire - OTA]

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye meant to send this to Gren as a bit of amusing banter - yeah, their friendship is weird. But no, it was not anon. And no, it did not go to Gren*

Hi gorgeous. I saw you at the ball. I can't stop thinking about you. You were stunning. I can't get you out of my head. My every thought is desperately of you. My body aches for you. I wish you wanted me too...

Re: [Non Anon Misfire - OTA]

[lessdriven]

Thank you? Have we met?

[Text];

[madesacrifices]

I want curry.

[meant for Bruce but obviously not. ]

Re: [Text];

[boo_berry]

Curry sounds amazing right about now.

Text

[redarrowqueen]

Shooting a few rounds of arrows after work, you need anything? And I am going to get more coffee too.

[Meant for Felicity so misfires ahoy!]

Re: Text

[justabitunlikely]

Sure! I'd love to get to shoot a few rounds, but I'm more of a tea girl then coffee.

Video - meant for Satou privately but errors of course

[crimsongirl]

Yo, roomie. Heard you were the one to talk to about clothes. So no one here knows it yet, but my world has a...clothing problem. Mainly the stuff we wear acts as armor. It's infused with ninpo to us survive against direct blows, but it also tears apart.

So to avoid anyone seeing me in my underwear or worse, can you fortify my clothes? Lemme know the damage and I'll try and get the cash. Assuming Dante isn't a stingy bastard anyway.

[priceofmagic]

Oh yeah, no problem! My clothes are all fortified with magic too, actually. Regular fabric doesn't handle explosions very well.

Let's do that for your clothes too~!

text;

[orlokbutterfly]

[Who was this meant for? Who knows. Dante was a good bet since they had a few similar vices, but who's to say?]

going to a strip club later, don't care which one, just need to ease frustrations with tits and booze.

you in?

text; I just had to

[mynameisallen]

You just reminded me of someone... Thanks for that.

[Voice] OTA

[justabitunlikely]

[Meant for Nikola.]

Are you doing anything tonight? I was thinking we could have some fun. Interested?

[Somebody sounds a little flirtatious.]

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

[W.A.T.]

Ain't gonna threaten my girlfriend first or nothin', huh? That's new ground...

[ Text ] - OTA

[fondofapples]

Much as I like a good gall bladder boutonniere, I think it'll clash with the fingers around your wrist.

[Text] Open

[theyseemeroland]

What do you think?

[Whatever picture Roland meant to send with that message, it probably wasn't this one, consisting of a middle-aged man in a suit and a little boy in pajamas sitting together on a hospital bed with birthday decorations around them. At least they look happy?]

[ Text ] - OTA

[insanguinated]

I'm serious. She's missing. And stop calling her Your Little Pony.

[ Sam's really worried about Amalthea. ]

Re: [ Text ] - OTA

[masterofmyfate]

Why would I care? Wait....who's missing?

Text | OTA

[singinghuntress]

I was thinking of taking the night off and we could go on a date. I'll even put on that lingerie you like after dinner.

[So totally a misfire. The only question is whether or not it's for Namur or Augustine.]

Text

[myfayevalentine]

I mean, that's sweet and all, but I'm afraid I have other plans...

Voice | OTA

[li_amaranth]

Fuck you and especially fuck the horse you rode in on.

No seriously, what was the name of that horse? He was cute.

Re: Voice | OTA

[fondofapples]

Far be it from me to judge, but I think you're missing a few words in your thought process. Let me help.

Hung like a horse.

[voice] | OTA

[delilahs_death]

You are being ridiculous. Yes, I understand what the circumstances were back home, but this place is entirely different. You can't just sleep in the streets every night, especially when I know you have the money for a place to live and I have a perfectly good sofa if necessary.

[voice] | OTA

[distantone]

[ It's not like he's advertising this information.. so how this someone (who he doesn't even know knows...) is beyond him. ]

Have you come across me someplace?

Text | OTA

[despisesthegods]

You looked beautiful in that dress.

Re: Text | OTA

[fondofapples]

Thank you. But don't let my boyfriend hear you say that. 

No. Seriously. Don't. I don't need a gall boutonniere.

[enchantinglily]

Can you take me to your job? I want to give it a try. Though I don't know how well I'll do.

[distantone]

No.