CP..flu :(

[genpcs]

Something has happened to the CPU! Security measures seem to have gone absolutely wonky, making everyone’s conversations:

◘ Private messages may become public messages
◘ Unanonymous when they’re trying to post anonymously
◘ Undeletable
◘ Misfired

Will it cause technological and privacy chaos? Yes, absolutely. Have fun with that.

Keep in mind that there is only one requirement for participation in this event: You must tag at least one person you do not currently have CR with a misfire.

Otherwise, whatever drama or crack you want to cause with this one, go for it. The CPU will feel better on Saturday, so this is a quick two-day event and will be done in this single log post (here!) so it’s easy to post misfires all in one place but as always, you are welcome to make your own posts as well.

To opt out: There was a power surge when this technology fluke happened, so your device is now refusing to turn on. It may need repairs or replacement.

Comments

[Non Anon Misfire - OTA]

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye meant to send this to Gren as a bit of amusing banter - yeah, their friendship is weird. But no, it was not anon. And no, it did not go to Gren*

Hi gorgeous. I saw you at the ball. I can't stop thinking about you. You were stunning. I can't get you out of my head. My every thought is desperately of you. My body aches for you. I wish you wanted me too...

Re: [Non Anon Misfire - OTA]

[lessdriven]

Thank you? Have we met?

Re: [Non Anon Misfire - OTA]

[myfayevalentine]

Wait. What?

What the shit?! How did you get this message?!

Re: [Non Anon Misfire - OTA]

[lessdriven]

I looked down on my device?

1/2

[foriamhere]

[HOLY SHIT WAT--]

[foriamhere]

[ok there was no way in hell that was for him]

Faye my girl... I believe you sent this to the wrong person.

Text

[myfayevalentine]

*Tha fu-?! If texts could blush...*

Shit.

Sorry.

That wasn't for anyone. Actually. No one. So. Okay.

Text

[foriamhere]

[TO RESPOND, OR NOT TO RESPOND. THAT IS THE QUESTION...]

No harm done, Young Faye.

[Unless you want to count the fountain of blood he just spat up, but that problem was already there, so...]

[orlokbutterfly]

[It was easy to tell that this wasn't meant for him. Her saying she saw the recipient at the ball gave that away. It wasn't meant for him, and it certainly wasn't aimed at Kharon- he makes the latter impossible to get ahold of through devices on purpose.

He knew he was wasting his time on those thoughts.

So he simply slammed his device on the desk in a fit of rage. Now the screen was probably cracked. Oops.]

[Voice]

[myfayevalentine]

*Shitshitshitshitshit. Not Gale. Not Gale. Why did this have to happen?!*

G-Gale...? Gale, I - I mean that was - It wasn't - So. That was. It was a joke. Not for you - someone else! And not...Well. It didn't mean...what it sounded like...

*What was she getting so worried and defensive about anyway?*

[orlokbutterfly]

[The hell? How did she get that? Did he accidentally turn on the sound when he slammed his phone down? Yeah of course he would. It's not like things can get any worse or anything.]

Joke or no, it ain't my business who ya socialize with, y'know?

[He sounds calm, but that's just a good front, even if he did sound more flat than teasing.]

Sorry if you heard that slam, by the way. Somethin' in the office fell over and I guess I accidentally had the sound on.

[Nailed it.]

Re: [Non Anon Misfire - OTA]

[insanguinated]

Ah...thanks. But I... I don't think you meant this for me.

[myfayevalentine]

Shiiiit.

No. I didn't. Looks like that plan backfired.

[insanguinated]

Misfired, anyway. Hope your text finds its way to whoever you meant it for...

text.

[distantone]

I doubt you saw me.

text.

[myfayevalentine]

*D?! Ohshit. Definitely not the intended target... How did that happen?*

No. You're right - I didn't. My mistake!

Video

[justicereigns]

Okay.

Maybe I do. [IS HE DOING THIS RIGHT?!?!?!]

Text

[myfayevalentine]

*Whaaat? How did Smoker get this? And how is Smoker replying to this and seeming genuine? Over video? Blushing as she is, Faye keeps to text and replies with a super sexy message*

Really??

Video

[justicereigns]

[Be cool.]

[BE COOL.]

[Rubs the back of his neck, and nods.]

Yeah. Any woman into motorcycles is instantly hot as the sun. Smoking adds to it, and yanno... [Gestures.] Looking like that in any world...

[RUBS HIS NECK MORE.] I'm not coming off too strong am I?

[ubiquitously]

Screencapped and saved.

[myfayevalentine]

Whaaaat??? No!!!

[ubiquitously]

Aaand changing my phone background!

Thank you, Ms Faye~!

[la_matrona]

[she can't help but be a little flattered by this. She was young looking at the ball after all and she has to double check to make sure this wasn't Hector. She's surprised that it is a woman but more surprised anyone beside that flojo took interest in her]

Gracias, but I am not interested in attachments of any kind.

[myfayevalentine]

I mean... No offense, or anything, but it looks like I sent this message to the wrong person...

[la_matrona]

No pasa nada. It seems to be happening frequently today. I should have recognized it right away.