[Okay so. After wandering around aimlessly for several hours, paying attention to such things as pamphlets and holograms, Espio has decided that this is clearly not a third strange reality he has been tossed into and instead come to the conclusion that unreality is a thing again. ... well, shit.

At least his memory seems correct this time - correct enough for him to realise the place was wrong, anyway. That almost qualifies as a plus! It means he can appreciate the goodness of temporarily having things like hot showers and electricity while he remembered he'd lived for a year without.

Unfortunately, it seems that his nice little self-powered smartphone has been replaced by a clunkier walkie-talkie thing that doesn't even do him the decency of having everyone's contact details. How the hell does one get hold of their favourite idiots like this? Network post?

...network post. By voice!]

Well, I'm lost. And not a soul I know out there, looks like. Unless everyone's just spread out, which'd be just typical.

Has anyone seen Dominic? Or Monty? Or someone else useful?

... this does actually connect to something, I hope...

[Elize was taking a nice, restful nap at the apartment she lives with her Rieze Maxian friends...and Ludger. She was soundly dreaming until she began to stir. Rolling over in her bed to turn on a lamp, she accidentally hits her communication device, turning it onto a public feed, but audio only. When she sits up in her bed, Teepo boings up awake too.]

[Action, voice picked up and on public broadcast]


"Teepo? I think I remember something. When we were in Kanbalar."


[With an exaggerated gasp, Teepo smiles.]

"I remember, too! Let's try it on three! One, two..."


[Elize inhaled, then posed in her bed like she was performing a opera on a stage for thousands of adoring fans. She began singing off-key, unaware that everything she was saying or singing was public thanks to the communication device that she accidentally turned on.]

"I snowed last night~♪ It snowed last night~♪ Milla and the Four had a pil-low fight~♪"


"Sylph tore up all the clouds in sight~♪ Rained down all the feathers white~♪"

[It seems that's all they have as they stopped singing.]


"...Maybe we should put on a show, Teepo."


"Totally!"

WHO: Anyone who's there for Fight Club and knows the first rule. :)
WHAT: Fight Club.
WHEN: 1:30am on 5/22.
WHERE: An empty warehouse on 1428 Vibernum, Genessia.
WARNINGS: Violence. Probably language, but mostly violence.



If your character goes to the warehouse and finds the door, they'll be asked what the first rule is. If they get it right (you do not talk about fight club) then they'll get let in and the first thing they'll see is a banner with the following rules (slightly modified from the original):

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two people to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No armor. No immortality or invulnerability. Turn that shit off.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
9th RULE: Weapons are allowed, weapons of mass destruction are not.
10th RULE: Bring down the house, but not the building.
11th RULE: Anyone is allowed if they know about FIGHT CLUB and follow its rules.

OOC NOTES:
Tagging: Do what you want, but respect any noted OOC preferences. This is a fight club thing, so people will be injured, but if you have a specific injury you definitely don't want your character to suffer NOTE IT. No one can read your mind.

If your character breaks the rules:
:( Don't do that. Seriously, they won't be allowed back in and any location announcements will automatically be blocked from that character.