Who: Karla, David Hunter
What: The Big Hit - Miles Hunter
Where: Genessia City
When: March 17
Warnings: None at the moment.

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You know, never expected I would have to play the whole 'look after your egg like it is a baby type deal'

[Which was weird in it's own right. She had done it in school and she had done well, but honestly, she had never seen the point of it all.]

At least... this is what I assumed anyway, no actual basis or proof on that matter, but hey I'm bored so why the heck not. 

[She was tapping her pen lightly for a moment before she moved to tie her hair up into a pony tail. She was focusing on something in front of her.]

Also I was wondering something recently. Do you think those in the bounties get the right punishment for what they do? I mean they go to jail, sure, but do people think that is enough or not?

[ When the video feed cuts on, Konoka is looking... mildly confused. She's just gotten up, which seems a little late for her given that the sun is out instead of merely poking at the sky, but it was fine for her. She has the video in one hand, and a particularly large egg in the other. This wasn't unique from all the other reports of people waking up with eggs.

No, the unique part for her is the timing. ]

This has to be the most unusual birthday gift ever. Or a prank. I'm pretty sure I actually remember last night, so neither Mariko nor I got drunk, so...

How'd this even get here? Is this the work of that Easter Bunny? He's kinda early if you ask me...

[Colette smiles and waves to the camera, an egg on her lap.]

Hello! It looks like everyone got these eggs yesterday, but so many of you don't know how to properly care for them! You can't kick your egg, you can't put it in a fridge, and you definitely cannot drop it out a window. You have to treat it with love! These poor things have been separated from their mommies, so it's up to us to keep them safe and warm. Wrap them in a blanket, keep them on your lap, or sit on them like a chicken does. It also might help to talk to it and give it little kisses so it knows that it's still loved, right, Little Egg?

[She pecks the top of her egg and rubs her cheek against it, giggling lightly.]

Now I know that some of you are really busy with work, and you're worried that you won't be able to care for your egg properly. So if you need it, I'm willing to come check on your eggs while you're away to make sure that they're getting all the love and attention that they need to stay healthy.

If you have any questions about caring for your egg at all, please let me know! These babies are counting on us to keep them safe, and we can't let them down!

 [A black armored man is busy lugging around a white egg in his hand, almost ... bored to say the least]

"What is this? I didn't order any egg."

[It appears Radec is sitting somewhere trying to try various things to it, including tapping it, knifing it, shooting it, etc.. ]

Nothing worked.

and now a Helghast is stuck being a babysitter for some egg that came out of nowhere.

 ( Sonico Healing (CW: wounds, scars, hospitals) )[Text]

Hello everyone,

I am afraid that I will be unable to return to work, both at the diner and with any model positions, for a short period of time. I am home and I am safe, so please do not be alarmed.

However, I am unable to take full proper care of my kitten and I am hopeful that someone will be able to look after her. She is a large cat and requires outdoor exercise, but she is loving and very friendly.

Many thanks for your help and understanding,
Sonico xo