Uhm-- [Jaune starts to raise his hand, but stops himself.] I've got a question. Is anyone good at breaking rocks? And weapon modifications I guess. And armor, but mainly breaking rocks.
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GENESSIA: A PANFANDOM RPG - March 17th, 2017
17 March 2017 @ 12:56 am
[It's not too uncommon for mysterious things to happen in Genessia. However, this is something a bit out of the ordinary. Wherever it is that you choose to lay your head at night or just in whatever personal space it is that you call your own, you will find a large (about 1-2ft) white egg. Next to it is a card with your character's name on it.
You can pick the egg up easily enough, it's practically weightless. You can try to break it open, but no matter how much force you use, it doesn't crack. Trying to get rid of it will only cause it to reappear in its first location. Good or bad, whatever might be inside the egg isn't ready to be revealed yet.]
You can pick the egg up easily enough, it's practically weightless. You can try to break it open, but no matter how much force you use, it doesn't crack. Trying to get rid of it will only cause it to reappear in its first location. Good or bad, whatever might be inside the egg isn't ready to be revealed yet.]
17 March 2017 @ 12:48 pm
shocked17 March 2017 @ 01:47 pm
17 March 2017 @ 02:08 pm
[ This video is being brought to you all live from... the rooftop of Velvet Lust. Huh. ]
Velvet Lust employees and regulars, I've got a question for you. If I were to add onto the place... what would you want?
The rest of you, what's your thoughts on bananas?
[ That last one can't be a serious question, right? ]
Velvet Lust employees and regulars, I've got a question for you. If I were to add onto the place... what would you want?
The rest of you, what's your thoughts on bananas?
[ That last one can't be a serious question, right? ]
17 March 2017 @ 02:11 pm
[When K-2SO show in the screen he's holding a giant white egg, head tilted. He has no proper features to show concern or confusion but his body language should be enough to give that away. In his shoulders, where the Empire emblem used to be, a bright orange Starbird can be seen instead.]
This thing showed up in the living-room, next to my recharge station. It also had a card with my name on it. I put it in the fridge but a few minutes later it when back to the living room, somehow.
Is this is how storks and babies work for humans? Because I think there's been a grave misunderstanding.
This thing showed up in the living-room, next to my recharge station. It also had a card with my name on it. I put it in the fridge but a few minutes later it when back to the living room, somehow.
Is this is how storks and babies work for humans? Because I think there's been a grave misunderstanding.
17 March 2017 @ 02:26 pm
Discuss Toxicology.
[A few seconds of silence precede any actual words. There is background noise, shuffling, breathing, the sound of objects moving, and the occasional quiet "No."]
Greetings, Genessia. [His breathing his shallow and therefore makes his speech very stilted.] I regret to inform everyone that, for the time being; any commitments I have made might be difficult to meet. Currently, I am convalescing in my residence and while I did not think I would; I require a healer, as I am now convinced I am being poisoned.
I also temporarily require either a cook to prepare, or someone willing to consistently deliver food, for two people.
[A few seconds of silence precede any actual words. There is background noise, shuffling, breathing, the sound of objects moving, and the occasional quiet "No."]
Greetings, Genessia. [His breathing his shallow and therefore makes his speech very stilted.] I regret to inform everyone that, for the time being; any commitments I have made might be difficult to meet. Currently, I am convalescing in my residence and while I did not think I would; I require a healer, as I am now convinced I am being poisoned.
I also temporarily require either a cook to prepare, or someone willing to consistently deliver food, for two people.
17 March 2017 @ 02:52 pm
[ What's good, Genessia? Time for everyone's favorite video genre; a confused and angry newcomer making a video post first thing in the morning after arrival. Thus, the background for this shot is the Bay.
The human kind of... slowly turns around in place a few times, like she's trying to get her bearings. ]
The fuck?!
[ She's an eloquent one, okay. Have you noticed yet? ]
Listen up, you stupid pocket dimension. I'm already from a pocket dimension that likes to nab people from all over the damn place and keep 'em. Total... everyone gets in and no one gets out situation, y'know? You can't just take a native from one shitty melting-pot dimension, and yank them into another!
It's against the rules!
...It's fuckin' rude!
I mean for fuck's sake, you coulda at least given me some fucking warning so I could grab some shit first.
What a wasted opportunity. A real shit-show, is what this is. I ain't impressed with your amateur hour garbage, up your fuckin' game. Have some dignity. Pride in the craft, or whatever.
Also, the fuck is this egg for? None of your 'welcome to shitsville' trash said a damn thing about it. Update your shit!
The human kind of... slowly turns around in place a few times, like she's trying to get her bearings. ]
The fuck?!
[ She's an eloquent one, okay. Have you noticed yet? ]
Listen up, you stupid pocket dimension. I'm already from a pocket dimension that likes to nab people from all over the damn place and keep 'em. Total... everyone gets in and no one gets out situation, y'know? You can't just take a native from one shitty melting-pot dimension, and yank them into another!
It's against the rules!
...It's fuckin' rude!
I mean for fuck's sake, you coulda at least given me some fucking warning so I could grab some shit first.
What a wasted opportunity. A real shit-show, is what this is. I ain't impressed with your amateur hour garbage, up your fuckin' game. Have some dignity. Pride in the craft, or whatever.
Also, the fuck is this egg for? None of your 'welcome to shitsville' trash said a damn thing about it. Update your shit!
17 March 2017 @ 05:33 pm
17 March 2017 @ 05:57 pm
[So, a certain someone had yet to see the network full of other similar reactions before he'd started a video of his own. Honestly, after getting home from a long day practicing with the talent agency and then fixing arcade machines in the day (some may or may not have been hit with a wrench a couple of times), the last thing he needed was something weird happening. Or at least, something weirder than having already been abducted a month ago.]
Okay, whoever got into my apartment and left this egg here? You're not funny. I get it. I'm a bird. Ha ha. You're still not funny. And don't any of you dare joke that I laid an egg. Kashia don't do that.
The stupid joke is bad enough, but at least have the decency to get my name right.
[Except... they did get his name right. It's just not his preferred name.
He happens to glance to the side, his feathers perking up and eyes widening slightly.]
No no no, Quatre, don't play with that! You might break--
[Thud! That's the sound of a big egg hitting the floor thanks to a playful little corgi who thinks it looks like an amazing ball.]
... ooookay, apparently not. The hell kinda egg is this thing? A dragon egg?
Okay, whoever got into my apartment and left this egg here? You're not funny. I get it. I'm a bird. Ha ha. You're still not funny. And don't any of you dare joke that I laid an egg. Kashia don't do that.
The stupid joke is bad enough, but at least have the decency to get my name right.
[Except... they did get his name right. It's just not his preferred name.
He happens to glance to the side, his feathers perking up and eyes widening slightly.]
No no no, Quatre, don't play with that! You might break--
[Thud! That's the sound of a big egg hitting the floor thanks to a playful little corgi who thinks it looks like an amazing ball.]
... ooookay, apparently not. The hell kinda egg is this thing? A dragon egg?