[you know Bartolomeo only uses video because he loves shoving his fangy face into everybody else's faces. Especially when he's feeling trolly.]

Okay, maybe I ain't been here as long as some of y'all but...serious question. We all get the paper, right? Doesn't it bug you even a little bit just how much people in these cities like to murder the shit out of each other?

[there is a certain irony in Bartolomeo the Cannibal appearing bothered by murder. Spoilers, he's not, but he's super curious.]

And it ain't even overpowered assholes like us, it's the locals. Like, damn, man, we get a delicious selection of bounties every other week because the locals are straight up murdering the ever-loving fuck out of each other. What the hell? I'm a damn pirate and I don't see this much blood on a regular basis. Nobody else thinks this is kinda weird? Or are we all just hungry for that sweet, sweet bounty money? I betcha that's it, huh? Y'all just want the cash and don't care whose blood had to be spilled to get it there. [super-fangy grin] Yeah, I knew it. You're all just as gross as me.

And here at the beginning I was a little tiny bit worried that the Guardians would be a thorn in my ass and would put a stop to my hard work. Heh! They can't even stop the bloodbath, so of course they're not gonna get in the way of a crime boss. It's kinda nice. Thanks for doing such a shit job, authorities.

[really, he's in a mood and it's either this or he mocks people for not even knowing that their loved ones have disappeared. Barty could be a hell of a lot worse but he'd rather poke the beehive of law enforcement]