...

hey.

do these phones come with games.

havin' a hard time sleeping, need something to do in the meantime.

[y'know, between naps]

[Lea comes on the network, grinning like an idiot. He seems to be holding up a one of his own action figures.]

Guys, look at this! I'm an action figure! And I come with a monster truck! I mean seriously, how cool is that?

So basically, toy company people? Thank you for helping fulfill one of my life's goals. You're all awesome.

[Some people would demand a cut of the merchandising. Lea is just having a nerdgasm. And is planning to buy the whole set of figures the first chance he gets.]

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[Later, after calming down from said nerdgasm, Lea is taking Xion out Christmas shopping. The latest weirdness had somewhat derailed his plans to get a tree and decorations and that needed to change, stat. You might find them browsing at the Christmas tree lot, or in the decorations section of the department store, but wherever you find them Lea will be filled with Christmas cheer. And Xion probably with confusion.]

[The blue alien looks unimpressed, holding a piece of paper and facing the camera. The note can't be read from here but he's clutching it tightly with his gloved hand. His tone is sardonic.]

Ha ha. Very funny. All the Deadpool humour and gags and I'm not buying it.

Show yourself.

.....

[A little later.]

Anyone seen a guy dressed up all in red getting into ridiculous situations? Yeah, that guy. Mouthy troublemaker. He often causes a scene so someone must have seen him. I doubt he can hide or keep quiet for too long. This joke has gone on for three days now and I think that's long enough.

Wade, get back here right now.

[He is getting much better at this technology idea. The feed is a much better angle and the lightning decent for being so close to the forge. He's a bit smudged with coal and dirt, and there's sweat on his brow. But just ignore the slight bags under his eyes.]

Miss Yang, Miss Edrin, Miss Strauss and Captain Schnee. I believe we've some things to discuss. All good news, I do assure you.

[The feed begins with the camera poorly centered on the newspaper article, particularly the description of Qubine's action figure. Not all of the words are visible on the screen, but if one has read the article, they could make out enough words to tell what he's looking at. If they were going to honor him, they could at least try to get the details right. Maybe if it shot ice beams instead of fire beams...]

How...adorable.

[He says it like he's not too thrilled about it. While he's tried to tone down his vicious demeanor since he's been in this world, he wasn't trying to become "adorable" either.]

That said, we all know that election time is upon us again. This should be...an interesting race, to say the least.

[He's not too worried about the outcome. While he was less than thrilled about the damned peacock running for Fayren, he's sure she'll lose. He's not counting on his own chances to win either. Mavis would be a trustworthy Guardian, and they've both listed one another as a potential deputy. And while he hasn't directly met Alexstraza, she already has bonus respect points for being a dragon, and she hasn't given him a reason to not respect her.]