[The video clicks on from atop a dresser, with a wide view of Uai’s Fayen bedroom. In the background: Utter chaos. Uai (blue) is holding human Hana’s (purple) arm in one hand, while the other holds a purple toothbrush as menacing as one can hold a toothbrush.]
I told you to brush your teeth every day! You’re going to get cavities!
[Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Hana is chomping at him, bumbles and grumbles that was garbled from leftover toothpaste attempts]
I won’t GET cavities! I’m not a person, I’m a dragon, and my teeth are NOT rocks..! Toothpaste tastes too good to rinse out toooooo…
[Uai squints at her.] We’re not taking chances with your teeth and all of that sugar you eat. A sweet tooth is fine. Rotting teeth are not. [He holds out the toothbrush.] I can’t believe I’m babysitting you.
[Hana tried to swat the toothbrush out of Uai’s hand like a cornered big cat]
This isn’t even my real form! If I really wanted to brush I would have to be myself...but we can’t. Too small in here. Like you said in the first place so.. [cue sticking her tongue out, but not before licking her teeth from the delicious paste.
At that, Uai makes 5 more tubes of toothpaste materialize between his fingers, like a confused dentist ninja.] Then let’s bring this outside. We have enough for your true form.
[He regards the camera, frowning.] Can someone please explain to her what a cavity is, before she gets one?
( tags will come from Hana/
draconixaviarix (purple) & Uai (blue) )
I told you to brush your teeth every day! You’re going to get cavities!
[Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Hana is chomping at him, bumbles and grumbles that was garbled from leftover toothpaste attempts]
I won’t GET cavities! I’m not a person, I’m a dragon, and my teeth are NOT rocks..! Toothpaste tastes too good to rinse out toooooo…
[Uai squints at her.] We’re not taking chances with your teeth and all of that sugar you eat. A sweet tooth is fine. Rotting teeth are not. [He holds out the toothbrush.] I can’t believe I’m babysitting you.
[Hana tried to swat the toothbrush out of Uai’s hand like a cornered big cat]
This isn’t even my real form! If I really wanted to brush I would have to be myself...but we can’t. Too small in here. Like you said in the first place so.. [cue sticking her tongue out, but not before licking her teeth from the delicious paste.
At that, Uai makes 5 more tubes of toothpaste materialize between his fingers, like a confused dentist ninja.] Then let’s bring this outside. We have enough for your true form.
[He regards the camera, frowning.] Can someone please explain to her what a cavity is, before she gets one?
( tags will come from Hana/
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