[Rose happily showcases:]

[Lasagna. But with cheese eyes and tomato lips. For some reason. Because the only person here who can even the joke won't even find it funny. A+ Rose.]



Mozzarella me, mozarella me!

[It'd be hilarious if you knew what the fuck it was referencing. For those in the TARDIS though, she's also made enough chocolate chip cookies to feed a small army, and there's several gallons of milk.]

[Back to video:] Soooooo I know why I haven't had anyone pick up the accounting job, even though I've had advertisements running since October. I think there's like a thing where practical people good at accounting aren't big fans of the paranormal and eccentric, yeah? Or vice versa. Long story short, I might'a wigged someone out with the insurance downpayments for the Doctor's tongue. [SPREADS HANDS WITH A SHRUG.] Lesson learned.

[SIGHS.] It is so hard not to make dirty jokes about that, though. So hard.

See, this is one of many reasons I miss my Dad. I'd bet anything there's no way I'd even think about making jokes like that with him as my boss. Well, maybe to Jake. Anyway.

Torchwood's still got a free basement, all cleaned out for anyone needing a break from the heat-wave, but I am going to find a way to go skiing! Does anyone have a list [She means ICly, obviously.] of all the subarchways here? Someone's gotta have one to an ice world, yeah?

[Leaning against the wall of her office at the Ivory Tower, Lust's lovely face appears on the screen, unsmiling, her expression almost bored save for the hint of intensity to show she is very much invested in the responses people give.]

The recording at the Bay indicated that only people with necklaces are considered 'real.' What about those who seem to be native to this place?

[She brushes an errant lock of black hair over her bare shoulder.]

Do any of them have souls? Has it been verified one way or the other?

[It's important; she doesn't want to waste her time grooming alchemists out of nobodies who won't ever be able to create a Philosopher's Stone.]

[ action ]

[ There's a figure wandering around the cities dressed in all black. It's hard to distinguish what gender the person is from appearances alone, especially from what they're clad in. However, those who are more supernaturally aware can definitely tell that they're not exactly human.

Occasionally, the figure will stop to observe her surroundings while still clad in her black robes. She's been here for a few days already, but she hasn't had a need to go out until recently.

Hunger is a great motivator, unfortunately.

She'll continue walking, if only to get her mind off of the fact that she's getting hungrier the more that she stays here. ]

[ video ]

[ Her face is obscured, but her eyes are slightly piercing through with a brief red glow. ]

...If...someone needs blood, where...would one go for it? Is it readily available at a bank?

[ She's gone a couple of days without blood, but she's trying to not let the hunger color the tone of her voice. ]

Who: Ted and Sora
What: Going down the rabbit hole to search for a stolen fish
When: 10:00 pm
Where: Genessia City (night)
Warnings: Crack

( They're called lunatics for a reason )

[A slight growl is heard over the static once this shaky video begins. The camera is completely out of focus and blurry. It takes it a second to get into focus. When it does a very unflattering image of some bloke who looks like he gotten the living tar beaten out of him. The poor bastard is missing teeth, has a black eye and looks like he might be turning blue in the face.

If it wasn't for the goofy looking magician hat and the equally goofy red flowing robes, this would've looked like your average street brawl. However, Fayren is the backdrop and there's all kinds of people laughing and hooting in the streets.]

This is a travesty!

[Augustine finally comes into view looking a little less than perfect. His hair is decently tousled and his fancy dark purple suit looks a little worse for wear. There's hints of dirt upon his white cuffs along with a bit of burns here and there. It's obvious that Augustine was in a nasty fight but he looks relatively well.

Almost.

Something is missing and it used to be on his face.]

A complete tragedy! Both a travesty and tragedy all thanks to this loud mouthed buffoon!

[For someone who looks so dapper, Augustine has a slight temper. He snarls at the fallen mage briefly before letting out a deep sigh.]

Jeez, I ought to take my leave of here. Fire Mages shouldn't be allowed to get drunk.

[Someone has a healthy hatred for fire mages now.]