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[alwaysimpaled]

Okay, so, I've gotten the whole spiel about other worlds, the cities, blah blah blah. I just have three questions.

First off, does the name Sparda mean anything to anyone here? Usually when weird shit happens to me, it's usually tied back to him.

Second, how high in demand are a Demon Hunter's skills here?

And lastly, I'm gonna need a good pizza joint's address. Preferably one with a bar.

[Dante will be just wandering around Genessia, probably turning a few heads with the massive sword and handguns holstered in plain sight. He has no destination and as such is just aimlessly exploring, looking for landmarks to help get a feel for the layout of this strange new place.]

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[alwaysimpaled]

Good. Maybe that means I can actually relax for a change.

Magic? Nah, I've never been good with magic. My brother though? He could skewer a legion of demons on ghostly swords without moving a muscle. Me, I'm just an old fashioned sword 'n' guns kind of guy.

I tend to stay out of politics so I'll avoid the radicals and vampires are just small fry. Best to let someone else deal with that.

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[deathsought]

{ He's never been good with a sword, much less guns, so he doesn't comment. No point in learning how, when his magic kills on contact. ... usually, anyway. }

I can understand a distaste for politics. I'm not fond of it, either. This vampire, however, has amassed quite a large army for a 'small fry.' I have no real stake in that fight, myself, but it's given me reason to consider leaving Everglade altogether.

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[alwaysimpaled]

[His tone is so unconcerned you can almost hear the shrug.]

That's nice and all, but unless there's a good chunk of money in it, I'm not interested.

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[deathsought]

You'll have to talk to Everglade's Guardian about that. There's also the bi-weekly bounties in the newspaper. I imagine it's only a matter of time before Dracula finds his name in there.

{ Not that Zeref is trying to convince him. As he said before, he doesn't have a dog in this fight. Though, as powerful as he is, he is, technically, human. And he doesn't feel like getting into a fight every time he leaves home. }

You'll have a lot of competition, though.

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[alwaysimpaled]

Competition will be nice for a change. My profession doesn't really see a whole lot of competition really. Sure there are some bounty hunters that take the smaller jobs but they aren't really Demon Hunters. Just bounty hunters that occasionally bag a weak demon. As far as I'm aware, there's exactly 3 Demon Hunters that take the big jobs.

Myself, my partner Trish, and an old acquaintance of mine by the name of Lady.

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[deathsought]

Can you tell me more about these demons? I'm actually rather curious.

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[alwaysimpaled]

Not a whole lot to say. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and the overwhelming majority want nothing more than to conquer the human world. ...Which is why they all got pissed off when Sparda sealed them off in their own world.

[Really Dante was of the opinion that the less people knew about demons, the safer everyone was.]

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[deathsought]

{ That's... not quite like the Etherious, but it seems to be a universal trait of all demons to see humans as little more than insects. }

That's the second time you mentioned Sparda. He must have been very powerful, to accomplish that.

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[alwaysimpaled]

Legend says he was the most powerful swordsman to ever live in either the Demon World or exist in the human world. Me? Not sure all the legends were accurate. After all, he still had his limits.