[Video]/[Action]

[alwaysimpaled]

Okay, so, I've gotten the whole spiel about other worlds, the cities, blah blah blah. I just have three questions.

First off, does the name Sparda mean anything to anyone here? Usually when weird shit happens to me, it's usually tied back to him.

Second, how high in demand are a Demon Hunter's skills here?

And lastly, I'm gonna need a good pizza joint's address. Preferably one with a bar.

[Dante will be just wandering around Genessia, probably turning a few heads with the massive sword and handguns holstered in plain sight. He has no destination and as such is just aimlessly exploring, looking for landmarks to help get a feel for the layout of this strange new place.]

Comments

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

I don't believe age has anything to do with being a kid. If so, you're probably still a kid because I get the feeling you get schooled often.

You're probably still an old man though. It's the white hair.
[sorry weiss]

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

Age definitely has something to do with it. The only schooling that goes on around me is when I'm on the clock. I've got a PhD in bringing the pain.

[He scoffs.]

I've had the hair since I was a toddler. I take after my old man in that regard.

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

Uh-huh...whatever you say, Professor.

So you're saying you're an old man from birth, huh? Feel kinda bad for ya.

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

See, the ladies back home think it makes me look sophisticated. Yet another indicator that you're still just a kid.

[Yes, Dante is not letting that go because teasing Yang is gonna be fun.]

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

Really? Somehow I doubt that. But hey, you seem to at least have the same style as me. Go loud, go proud, and beat down what's in your way.

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. Not my fault I'm so amazing.

[And he's so modest besides.]

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

I'm down with that. Ever want a drinking buddy, come hit me up. I'll show you where bars serve the best little umbrellas to go with what you want.

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

[He makes a face.]

The umbrella drinks are too fruity for my taste. Heck, Vodka barely gets me buzzed. Also I highly doubt there's any bar around that will serve you for another 3 years, at least, and no way in hell am I gonna be your fake ID.

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

Please...you don't know the awesomeness that is a cute umbrella in a strawberry sunrise. Besides, there are bars that'll let me in regardless. I don't need an old man to make me get in.