genessia | two; doo doo doo doo doo (heartbreaker)

The best wine for a good chocolate is something fruity or a rich red. You need it to be similarly intense to the type of chocolate, got it? I'm talking about just chocolate not a chocolate cake. That goes with a dessert wine. The more you know ~☆

Other DOS and DON'TS if you, like many an American, celebrate the time-honored tradition of seeking out some romance on this fine day. These also apply to every single day ever. Don't use this day as an excuse, brothers and sisters.

DO offer to pay. Even if you don't follow through and the person you're wish goes "no, I insist." Guaranteed to win you points. Be the person insisting if you're on a date and asked that person out. If you let that person pay, you're probably a cheap bastard or your date thinks you're poor. Ouch. Don't go overboard if you are broke. You've got other options.

DON'T get someone flowers if they said they don't want flowers. They really don't want flowers. Are you trying to have their allergies act up? What's wrong with you? SEE ALSO: Not giving chocolate to someone who said they really didn't want chocolates. Seek out alternative gifts. Gifts that don't count as alternative gifts are lingerie (you're not going to see it, buddy. See the next DON'T), really expensive jewelry to that person you've only dated for like a week, and living things that are not plants.

DO send gifts to your crush at work. It's adorable and makes their co-workers jealous. Always make those guys jealous.

DON'T assume you're going to get that kiss/bj/etc. Might happen but be cool, be cool. If you go in with that as the goal, you've already lost. Nice try though.

DO cook. Can't cook and not a restaurant type? Pizza. Don't underestimate the effectiveness of a stay-in Netflix & Chill.

DON'T mention your ex. NOPE. Shhh, shhh. Why would you do this to yourself?

DO be calm, okay? All is well. If it goes sour, remember my advice about which wine to pair with chocolate. Drink some. Repeat as necessary.

QUESTIONS? Free advice for a limited time only.

On a completely unrelated note: Why hasn't anyone here invented newspaper-proof windows if this like some running gag you've got going here? The little angel nailed me in the head. I'm not even mad. It was a helluva shot. Buuuuut consider the window market you could tap into by inventing this.

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I'm nineteen.

Okay. It's when you put Netflix - or a movie or a show on anything on in the background while you get it on.

Wait...so it plays in the background while people... Why would people do that?!

It doesn't make sense why people would do that.

Same reason people make out in the movies.

You got something to romantically sit close together with. You do the classic arm thing. Next thing you know, you're making out. But because you're in the comfort of your own home and you've probably definitely seen whatever you're watching before - it could escalate.

Makes total sense.

I've never done that. I mean I have gone to the movies, but never to do that.

Same would probably go for at home as well. But I guess that is okay for those who are okay with it though.

Everybody's got their own pace with things.

Mine seems to be much longer than a normal person, it seems.

I'm still at that point I don't even notice if people like me or not.

There's no such thing as normal just fyi.

When you want to notice it, you'll notice it. Or just get a buddy to point it out for you when you go somewhere. Or just ask. People are pretty honest.

Depends on what one means by normal. There's nothing outstanding about me or special. So I'm more normal than say someone who has a lot of super powers.

I guess that is something I can do if I ever need to.

That wording makes it sound like you're really down on yourself, sister. "Nothing outstanding or special" but somebody thought you were interesting enough to kidnap to this place.

I guess that is true, but what I mean is compared to those who have abilities and powers, I have very little to be considered special in that regard.

[Which she was lying about, but no one had to know the truth except the select few.]

So what?

So what? Nothing, just some are considered more special than others.

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