14 February 2016 @ 03:33 pm
The best wine for a good chocolate is something fruity or a rich red. You need it to be similarly intense to the type of chocolate, got it? I'm talking about just chocolate not a chocolate cake. That goes with a dessert wine. The more you know ~☆

Other DOS and DON'TS if you, like many an American, celebrate the time-honored tradition of seeking out some romance on this fine day. These also apply to every single day ever. Don't use this day as an excuse, brothers and sisters.

DO offer to pay. Even if you don't follow through and the person you're wish goes "no, I insist." Guaranteed to win you points. Be the person insisting if you're on a date and asked that person out. If you let that person pay, you're probably a cheap bastard or your date thinks you're poor. Ouch. Don't go overboard if you are broke. You've got other options.

DON'T get someone flowers if they said they don't want flowers. They really don't want flowers. Are you trying to have their allergies act up? What's wrong with you? SEE ALSO: Not giving chocolate to someone who said they really didn't want chocolates. Seek out alternative gifts. Gifts that don't count as alternative gifts are lingerie (you're not going to see it, buddy. See the next DON'T), really expensive jewelry to that person you've only dated for like a week, and living things that are not plants.

DO send gifts to your crush at work. It's adorable and makes their co-workers jealous. Always make those guys jealous.

DON'T assume you're going to get that kiss/bj/etc. Might happen but be cool, be cool. If you go in with that as the goal, you've already lost. Nice try though.

DO cook. Can't cook and not a restaurant type? Pizza. Don't underestimate the effectiveness of a stay-in Netflix & Chill.

DON'T mention your ex. NOPE. Shhh, shhh. Why would you do this to yourself?

DO be calm, okay? All is well. If it goes sour, remember my advice about which wine to pair with chocolate. Drink some. Repeat as necessary.

QUESTIONS? Free advice for a limited time only.

On a completely unrelated note: Why hasn't anyone here invented newspaper-proof windows if this like some running gag you've got going here? The little angel nailed me in the head. I'm not even mad. It was a helluva shot. Buuuuut consider the window market you could tap into by inventing this.
 
 
12 January 2016 @ 08:22 pm
[ there's a little boy out of the streets of Genessia. he's close to all of the shops and looking for handouts...except, you wouldn't know he's a boy at first glance. he just looks like an injured little girl who has both her hands over her eyes and is crying.

he's just trying to get someone's attention at this point. when he isn't noticed after a moment, he crosses his arms and gets up looking more than annoyed. the kid has no shoes on and his feet are black with blisters underneath ]


I wanna go home... I'm so hungry...
 
 
01 January 2016 @ 08:43 pm
HEY!

[ This video is definitely set up with Liv's device leaning against something in her living room. She can't be bothered to actually face it- she's clearly doing something off screen. It's entirely possible that she's playing some kind of gaming console. From the sounds in the background, she might be shooting zombies. For the irony. She glances over at the video for a second, then keeps playing as she talks. ]

First off, thanks to everyone who ambushed me at the Christmas party to ask how this was going, it's really nice to know that I can do a job and not be hounded about it any time I go anywhere by literally everyone I talk to. Now that all of the holidays I was supposed to be enjoying are through, I'm going to go ahead and actually answer.

Most of you are probably aware I work in the morgue at the hospital, but back home I worked in the city morgue for the Seattle PD Police Department. I love lively jobs and never getting to see the sun, what can I say? The test that we were doing was a forensic technique used to age murder victims or blood samples found at crime scenes when we don't have other possible clues. I got the idea when I ran out of other things to test on some of the newcomers after some other general tests that are often run on kidnap victims. It wasn't the first test I ran, but it was definitely the only one with actual visible results.

The test typically reveals information about the age range within about 9 years by looking at a byproduct of the T-cells in the immune system. Most of the non-humanoid samples I didn't have a standard to go by, go figure, so most of those tests were inconclusive. I'll have your participation awards sent to you via mail on the 6th Friday of July. I had our lab retest the actually useful samples multiple times and the results were fairly consistent. Most of the people who come here to Genessia are currently between the ages of 0 and 10 years of age.

There are a few different explanations for this, so hey- panic on hold, it could be the least terrible of options in which.. [ She has to think for a second. David came up with this theory while she was a little bit drunk and a little bit anxiety-ridden on top of depressed. Thanks brains. It's a good thing she found a much snider snack to help her report this. ] Some forms of teleportation to other worlds apparently involve cellular breakdown and I guess the cells could've been lost during that process? I'd have to test everyone again to find out if they were missing anything else considering how specific it would have to be to just be missing that. Great theory David, I'm sure all teleportation specifically leaves out tiny cells that hint at what age you are. Other options include that we're all clones of whoever we look like or someone made us up in entirety and none of our lives are real.

[ On second thought, this was probably a terrible brain to eat before making this announcement. She puts the controller down finally and gives the camera two thumbs up and the most sarcastic smile possible. ]

Happy New Year everyone!

[ And the video feed ends on her leaning over the edge of her couch to turn it off. ]
 
 
06 December 2015 @ 11:53 pm
I've been running blood tests on a number of people around Genessia in an effort to find out more about this place, but I need a larger sample size to get anything accurate or useful. Originally, I was looking for something that I was hoping would be found in the new people, but I think the direction I need to look may be capable in all of us.

I need volunteers of different age ranges (children through seniors) and I need you to identify your species and exact age to make sure the test is accurate and any conditions that could have an affect on blood samples.

If you would like to volunteer, please reply and set up an appointment. Your participation will be strictly anonymous to the public and any information given will be protected and kept confidential. I don't think HIPAA applies here, but I'll be following it. Volunteering implies consent for data retrieved from these tests to be used in research regarding Genessia and how we arrived in this world.

In order to ensure that the test is not interfered with in any way, I won't be publically sharing what I'm testing for at this time.
    -Olivia Moore, MD
    Pathologist at Genessia City Hospital
    Member of the Genessian Scientific Research Foundation
 
 
04 December 2015 @ 03:08 pm
[Shion just got off his shift and he's been thinking about this for a while. He tucks some hair behind his ear and starts talking.]

I've started working at the hospital, but that led me to noticing that we could use more medical facilities in the other cities. So I'm thinking of starting an emergency clinic that would be open to anyone who needs medical attention.

I'm still not sure which city would need it the most, and I'm wondering if there's anyone else who would be interested in volunteering. It could be group-run, so when someone leaves, ideally there wouldn't be a sudden shift of responsibility onto just one person.
 
 
06 October 2015 @ 10:31 pm
[When the video begins, Shion is peering straight into the camera, but he sounds distracted.]

I thought they were lying about this place to the people who have been brought here, but after looking around I'm starting to doubt that's the case.

Anyway, hi. I'm Shion. It's nice to meet you. [He smiles cheerfully. Nezumi said they should scope out the place, so that's what he's working on doing. Okay moving on.]

I'd like to ask a few questions to anyone who is willing to answer them. Since most of us are from different worlds, I'd be interested to hear how similar or dissimilar this world is from the ones we're from. If this has been going on for an undetermined amount of time, I'm sure there are already people looking into how this world works, but I'd be interested in doing the same and seeing what we've learned so far. It might be safer for some of you, depending on the state of your world, but there are probably others eager to go home. As safe as it may seem, we've still been brought here against our will.

I guess I should get a job at some point too, huh? I could do that separately from the other work...
 
 
03 October 2015 @ 10:51 am
action, at the bay

[ Nezumi wakes up, holding his head. he's already unpacked the box and stuffed everything into his pockets, tossing the box aside.

once he's out of the cave though, he's startled by the hologram and rushes to actually try and attack it. but he's not that stupid, of course it's a hologram ]


Stupid... [ he scoffs, looking it over with disgust. that girl... she sure acts like she's entitled to a lot. he rolls his eyes, stuffing his hands into his pockets and pulling out the videophone ]

This must be another level of Number 6. They must have just built this... I've never seen it before-- [ then it dawns on him and he's looking around ] Shion--! Hey, where are you?! [ he's looking around frantically for his friend to see if he can find him ]

Damnit, I bet they've taken him! [ and now he's running towards Genessia, taking that videophone out to address everyone ]

video, running towards Genessia

[ he's angry. more than he should be at least... but he just wants to find Shion at this point ] Look, I don't know who the hell did this and I don't really care. But if you want to go home tonight and see your family again, release Shion. I mean it.

Not going to reply then? Heh, I thought you Number 6 scum would have some snide comment back to me. But that's okay, I'll rip you guys a new asshole when I get there.