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[tenminutes]

As Battler Ushiromiya's currently pissed off girlfriend, I'd like to give all girls in this place permission to punch him in the face if he tries to hit on you provided you just let me know what he did. This includes but is not limited to him talking about or making a break for your breasts, thighs, or even just looking at you funny.

By looking at you funny, I mean he does this face.

[ And cue Yuri doing the absolute most horrible imitation of this face as is humanly possible. Really, it's not even close since she doesn't ever make faces like that. It mostly just looks funny. ]

So basically, feel free to smack him whenever you want since I think his concussion is probably gone. It will make everyone feel better, including me who has to put up with him posting his perversions all over the network to every person who looks somewhat feminine.

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[tenminutes]

Not until you stop trying to have fun with a bunch of other girls.

[chestboard]

What the hell.... you know I'm not being serious! Come on, this is just some Battler-style humor!

[tenminutes]

Yeah, but that's another rule in the girlfriend book. If I'm pissed off you don't get to flirt even if I know you won't do anything because it just really pisses me off.

[chestboard]

[...oh.]

I was just joking...!! It's how I say hello! Eehh... but you're right, you're so right! I'm sorry!

[tenminutes]

[ It's completely fine when she's not mad at him since she knows that's just how he is, but when she is mad it sucks. Especially when she feels like crap and just sees him smiling like there's nothing wrong and goes around flirting with other people and it makes her really angry. ]

Say hello however you want, I don't care!

[chestboard]

Oh hush you do care.

Yep, since you don't like it I won't do it anymore!

[tenminutes]

Stop being so cooperative.

[ Yeah, she's narrowing her eyes now. If you're going to be that cooperative she can't find things to yell about. ]

[chestboard]

What?! I thought you wanted me to be cooperative!

[she's being confusing again!!]

[tenminutes]

No, I'm pissed at you so I want you to be frustrating so I can scream at you more.

[ It's hard to tell if she's joking or not.. ]

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[chestboard]

[.........stares.....]

S.....seriously.....?!

[chestboard]

Well, just think long enough, I'm sure you can find something to yell at me over. Hey, I'll even help!

Oohh my sweet Yurippe~! Let me see your chest agaaaaa~in!

[tenminutes]

[ She takes a moment after he says that, then just crosses her arms. ]

It's not as cathartic if I know you're doing it on purpose, so you're probably never going to see my chest again anyway.

[chestboard]

Nnoooooooooooooouuuggh! Don't deny me something like that!

[tenminutes]

[ She puts her hands over her breasts. ]

You double can't see them, I'm going to start wearing sweaters so you can't even see them through my shirt.

[chestboard]

Such torment.....! Why do you do this to me- Yuri?!

[tenminutes]

Because you deserve it!

[ Pause. ]

Actually, I'm partially convinced you secretly enjoy it.

[chestboard]

Yuri... you've known for a while that I'm a masochist. Ihihihi~!

[tenminutes]

I know, it's a pain in the ass! The only way I can piss you off is by not talking to you at all.

[ And she.. honestly doesn't like that either. ]

[chestboard]

Aha.... but you just can't stay away from me, I get it I get it~!

[yuri never leave him!!!]

[tenminutes]

You're my neighbor, it's hard to escape you. I hear you clawing at the wall and whimpering at night if I don't talk to you.

[chestboard]

[....HAH?!]

Whaaaaat?! That doesn't happen at all!

[tenminutes]

Gross, you must do it in your sleep.

[ She has no problem making things up. ]

[chestboard]

Lies! Now you're just being mean!

[HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT!!]

[tenminutes]

Are you sure? Sometimes I hear a faint "uwwooooooooough" from next door.

[chestboard]

Those are distant memories in your head....!!