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[amberalert]

Let's play a game.

Share something about yourself. Then share something about yourself that you made up. Could be anything. I'm curious about the lot we have running around here and I think everyone would have fun with this one.

The rules are:
1. Tell one truth and as many lies as you want.
2. We all guess which one isn't make-believe.
3. If we get it right, you have to share another true thing.

You can hide under that anonymous setting. I don't care as long as you're not being boring.

Comments

[justicereigns]

When my C.O. decided I had to learn some discipline.

And the putting up No Smoking signs was having an opposite effect.

(anon)

[lazyjustice]

Ask about the Cotillion.

(not-anon0

[justicereigns]

You shut up.

[aurabble]

Do I want to?

(anon)

[lazyjustice]

It is priceless. Bribe him if you must. Try cigars.

[aurabble]

Not wasting my red bills on bribing some old guy when I could be using them to buy cupcakes and energy drinks.

[justicereigns]

I'm not old, I'm 36.

And it wouldn't work anyway.

Buy something healthier to eat than just that. Please.

[aurabble]

You're older than I thought.

i dont think I can buy cigars anyway.

My eating habits are fine.

[justicereigns]

How young are you?

[aurabble]

17.

[But that doesn't stop him he just doesn't have any reason to buy cigars.]

[justicereigns]

This place is so messed up.

[HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR CIGARS D:<]

[aurabble]

I could have told you that before we even got into this conversation.

[GOOD HE'D RATHER HAVE ALICE'S SCIENCE ALCOHOL]

[aurabble]

Are you any good at it?

If this is the true thing you have to share something else that's true now.

[justicereigns]

Didn't I just do that with the No Smoking signs thing?

Or is it a you get to ask questions thing?

[Notice he did not answer about his skill level. He has no idea. Dancing is for losers and pirates. And nobles. Who were all sometimes losers not counting in this.]

[aurabble]

Doesn't count I didn't ask you to tell another truth yet.

And it was related to that truth, which I think just counts as elaborating on that truth.

Tell me about Cotillion.

[justicereigns]

Fuck no.

(anon)

[lazyjustice]

What kind of a man doesn't keep his word?

[aurabble]

Yeah all you're doing is showing everyone it's okay to have no honor.

Thanks.

[justicereigns]

[HE HATES YOU BOTH.]

[VERY MUCH.]

[AND REGRETS THINGS.]

I was dragged to a cotillion. I was a stubborn brat the whole time, smoked cigars, drank, ate swordfish, barely let my C.O. show me off, and was forced to dance. I won first place.

Apparently some of the ladies were inspired and now have a tea and justice club or something now. They were hot.

The end.

[Kuzan has the better version by far.]

[aurabble]

So a cotillion is a pretentious word for a party?

Why is this a bad story it sounds like you won in all ways in it.

[justicereigns]

It was traumatic and I'd like to forget the whole thing and pretend it never happened.

Not to mention the wrong people are going to see this and use it for blackmail I have no doubt.

[aurabble]

Should have gone anonymous.

[justicereigns]

I didn't think anyone would get it.

[lazyjustice]

Ah, but you are not antisocial and grumpy about protocol. I was not there but I heard things.

[oops that was off anon... oh well]

anon

[justicereigns]

What have you heard?