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[amberalert]

Let's play a game.

Share something about yourself. Then share something about yourself that you made up. Could be anything. I'm curious about the lot we have running around here and I think everyone would have fun with this one.

The rules are:
1. Tell one truth and as many lies as you want.
2. We all guess which one isn't make-believe.
3. If we get it right, you have to share another true thing.

You can hide under that anonymous setting. I don't care as long as you're not being boring.

Comments

[stairsbro]

why does no one think its 4

[offwithhishat]

I've always assumed you were too cool for school.

[ d a d . . . j o k e . . . ? ]

[stairsbro]

yes
yes i am

[offwithhishat]

Teaching yourself to read is hard. You're smart but I don't think you did that. If you had an issue with horses I think I would have heard an extensively detailed rant about it.

It was the first one. You're a cheater.

[stairsbro]

i kind of did but sesame street was involved

right fine ok
older twin
i feel like youre cheating though because i definitely told you that one before
youre coming in here with prior knowledge
anyway
you want a random fact about me or you wanna ask a question with my truthful guarantee

[offwithhishat]

It's not my fault your truth was something I knew already.

That's tough. If it's random it'll be a fun surprise but if I ask something specific I can cross off one of the many mysteries of Dave from my list. Give me a minute to think about this.

[stairsbro]

[ EXACTLY 1 MINUTE LATER: ]

so ??

[offwithhishat]

You know what? There's too many questions I could ask. I give up. Just tell me something.

[stairsbro]

shit do you really
way to be curious about me
i know im fascinating and all but damn jeff
ok random dave fact
i can put my feet behind my head

[offwithhishat]

I'm curious about everyone.

... I think I want to see that.

[stairsbro]

like curious george curious or curious in the i wonder but i dont really care sense
or curious in the this shit keeps me up at night way

i mean
im in the next room so
you could see the amazing contortionist dave act
im flexible as shit
like a god damn noodle spine
100 percent success rate in all twister related activity
but why would you want to see that man

[offwithhishat]

Curious in the I wonder because I do really care sense.

Do I get to see the entire act? Otherwise I'm not moving. This chair is comfortable.

[stairsbro]

oh
weird

wow
dont
dont mention a chair while talking about me doing a bendy act
it sounds like im about to give you a lapdance

[offwithhishat]

Is it weird? I thought caring about friends was normal.

[ The second part though. What was that. ]

...................

Dave?

Shut up.

[stairsbro]

it is but its more that
youre a dad person but actually give a shit ??
i dont know
nevermind


ok

[offwithhishat]

[ Poor kid.

He'd said never mind, though. ]

I'm getting up. This better be an impressive trick.

[stairsbro]

dude

fine
ok