Portgas D. Ace (
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[over the course of the next few days, Ace will be wandering just about everywhere he can get access to (thats in public) and serving up, or attempting to serve up, a divine kancho -- at least to all the guys above a certain age. Children he'll leave alone and women will get a tap on the shoulder along with a business card which has 'You have been kancho'd' in a swirly font.
Feel free to bear his attack, dodge his attack or spread his attack to the unsuspecting denizens of wherever you happen to be.
It's a kancho long weekend everyone. Get your fingers ready]
Feel free to bear his attack, dodge his attack or spread his attack to the unsuspecting denizens of wherever you happen to be.
It's a kancho long weekend everyone. Get your fingers ready]
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sob.
Barty is equal parts should have expected this, ow my ass, and I have been divinely touched by Ace-sama in a special way!. On the inside. On the outside, he yelps and immediately whirls to Bari-Bari Pistol the offender when he realizes it's Ace and instantly backs down]
A-A-Ace-sama...
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Now you're infected, too. Will you help me spread the kancho? Will you? Will you?</i?
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blinks some more.
And then totally busts out the shit-eating grin.]
When I've been asked so nicely by one of my favorite people, how could I possibly say no? I'll be your kancho gang, hell yeah!
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[pats himself down, starts going through his pockets. Baseball...gum wrapper...scrap of paper he wanted to use to get Luffy's autograph again...]
Doesn't look like it. Eh, the city's all straight roads, though, and lots of people walkin' around. Might as well just start at First Street and walk up and down.
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How's your gang coming along?
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Well, the business card throws her off. She stares, blinking at it before looking at Ace again. ]
Kancho'd? What is that?
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It's fun. You sneak up behind someone and crouch like this... [he does so] Put your hands together like this and ram your fingers up their butt! [makes a violent motion before grinning up at her cheerfully] Wanna try?
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[ So many regrets for asking, she's so red-faced right now. ]
Why would you even do that? It seems like it would hurt and is simply... Invasive.
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Ace, are you honestly telling me to stick my fingers up someone's butt as a means of having fun?
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Ace will be happy to know that bacon ice cream is in fact a thing... It's actually not bad either.
He would die happy if he wasn't in fact already dead
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lalala bsing here
-gasp- i believed in u...
WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. In all seriousness I couldn't find anything regarding the quality so voila
<3
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1/2
2/2 now in the right spot
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[Tugs Ace into a one-armed hug. And lightly punches knuckles to his chin.] So what brought on this?
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No.
Not ever.
That's embarrassing. And child's play. [Waves a hand. Sorry Ace, he's not cool.]
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[And without even looking, completely goes into violent attack mode.]
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[KICK!]
[KAPOW FROM HELL!]
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[So he strangles him in the middle of the street.]
JUST DIE!
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You're the best, Taisa.
[well more like a croak really]
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[And instantly regrets it.]
[Not as bad as the seastone but not good either.]
[Ow.]
What kind of an immature asshole are you?
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Sorry it was extra hard I thought you'd go smoke so I wanted to make sure you felt it.
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