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[orangeoutlaw]

[over the course of the next few days, Ace will be wandering just about everywhere he can get access to (thats in public) and serving up, or attempting to serve up, a divine kancho -- at least to all the guys above a certain age. Children he'll leave alone and women will get a tap on the shoulder along with a business card which has 'You have been kancho'd' in a swirly font.

Feel free to bear his attack, dodge his attack or spread his attack to the unsuspecting denizens of wherever you happen to be.

It's a kancho long weekend everyone. Get your fingers ready]

Comments

[chicken_kun]

[ACE NO

sob.

Barty is equal parts should have expected this, ow my ass, and I have been divinely touched by Ace-sama in a special way!. On the inside. On the outside, he yelps and immediately whirls to Bari-Bari Pistol the offender when he realizes it's Ace and instantly backs down]

A-A-Ace-sama...

1/2

[orangeoutlaw]

[takes a moment to cackle at the reaction. yes. Good. Perfect. Barty you are amazing]

[orangeoutlaw]

[and then in all seriousness puts his hands on Barty's shoulders]

Now you're infected, too. Will you help me spread the kancho? Will you? Will you?</i?

[chicken_kun]

[blinks.

blinks some more.

And then totally busts out the shit-eating grin.]

When I've been asked so nicely by one of my favorite people, how could I possibly say no? I'll be your kancho gang, hell yeah!

[orangeoutlaw]

Excellent. [claps his shoulders] But first we've got to get a plan of attack. Got a map on you? Oh and no ladies. Because that's rude. [waggles a finger at him]

[chicken_kun]

Uhh lemme see.

[pats himself down, starts going through his pockets. Baseball...gum wrapper...scrap of paper he wanted to use to get Luffy's autograph again...]

Doesn't look like it. Eh, the city's all straight roads, though, and lots of people walkin' around. Might as well just start at First Street and walk up and down.

[orangeoutlaw]

Damn. Yeah that's a good idea. But we've gotta get good targets. Not just anyone will do. [he casually drapes an arm around Barty's shoulders and maneuvers them to the street. Barty is good people, he thinks. Weird and rough around the edges but good.]

How's your gang coming along?

[enchantressofore]

[ Well, thankfully she won't get the traditional treatment but Ace tapping on her shoulder while she's taking a walk doesn't go unnoticed, and she's about to greet him cheerfully...

Well, the business card throws her off. She stares, blinking at it before looking at Ace again. ]

Kancho'd? What is that?

[orangeoutlaw]

[it's good to see her out and his grin is even wider, proud that she's come such a long way. His 'Dela 'Dela]

It's fun. You sneak up behind someone and crouch like this... [he does so] Put your hands together like this and ram your fingers up their butt! [makes a violent motion before grinning up at her cheerfully] Wanna try?

[enchantressofore]

No.

[ So many regrets for asking, she's so red-faced right now. ]

Why would you even do that? It seems like it would hurt and is simply... Invasive.

[orangeoutlaw]

It's fun! And it's just a little poke. I'm not even adding any fire to it. [though he might with Smoker] You should try it.

[enchantressofore]

[ She gives him the flattest expression she can pull before speaking to him again. ]

Ace, are you honestly telling me to stick my fingers up someone's butt as a means of having fun?

[orangeoutlaw]

Yeah! It's a great prank. [nods] Anyway I can't do it to the girls...

[fierybluebird]

[Dropkicks Ace in the head.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[punches Marco in the face] hee hee hee [he should probably not look that amused as he's bleeding from the nose]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh no. Stupid cute favorite freckles, how can he stay mad at you...]

[Tugs Ace into a one-armed hug. And lightly punches knuckles to his chin.] So what brought on this?

[orangeoutlaw]

I don't know I was bored and it's fun. [wraps arms around Marco's waist] Do it with me!

[fierybluebird]

Oh.

No.

Not ever.

That's embarrassing. And child's play. [Waves a hand. Sorry Ace, he's not cool.]

[orangeoutlaw]

What kind of prank would you pull? [it must be amazing whatever it is]

1/3

[justicereigns]

[Smoker jumps a mile high, violated and unnerved that he could let ANYONE EVER THAT CLOSE TO BEHIND HIM!!!!!!]

[And without even looking, completely goes into violent attack mode.]

2/3

[justicereigns]

[PUNCH!]

[KICK!]

[KAPOW FROM HELL!]

3/3

[justicereigns]

[And then he sees it's Ace. Which almost explains some things, but also makes it a lot fucking worse.]

[So he strangles him in the middle of the street.]

JUST DIE!

[orangeoutlaw]

[yeah he got beat up a bit but it was worth it. Sooo worth it! Ace laughs-- or tries to as Smoker chokes him. He's laughing so hard he's crying. Ahhahaha it was perfect]

You're the best, Taisa.

[well more like a croak really]

[justicereigns]

[HEADBUTTS HIS FACE...]

[And instantly regrets it.]

[Not as bad as the seastone but not good either.]

[Ow.]

What kind of an immature asshole are you?

[orangeoutlaw]

[headbutts him back and then kisses his nose] Your favorite kind.

Sorry it was extra hard I thought you'd go smoke so I wanted to make sure you felt it.