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Excuse me.

I got a question.

[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-

It still looks stupid.

But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]

Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?

I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.

[And a text later]

Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?

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Yep.

[He hasn't been taking this fight seriously]

That's...

Really nice of you. Wow, I have no idea what to say.

[He gestures as if to address Wade, only to shoot the water beneath him to create an undertow.]

[Fuck he was almost sure he was on Facebook too-]

Yeah well I'm pretty much a goddamn sa-FUCK-

[WOOP. Under he goes]

Sorry. It's hard to hear you when you're underwater.

[He has to reload and sends one more pillar at him before turning to walk away. As interesting as this fight was, Deadpool isn't taking this seriously and he isn't about to waste all his Dust on him.]

Bye whatever your name was.

[Well it's impolite to stab five year old kids, man]

CURSES, NEXT TIME, PAPER PLATE MAN.

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIIIIIME

[Wow rude.

Freezes. Shoulders tense. Whirls around to screech.]

I told you it was a family heirloom, what about that don't you get?!?!

[And then he goes back and just. Takes a selfie and captions it:

His name might be Deadpool, but he's lead in the water.]

Nailed it.

The part where it looks like you made it in art class and got your haircut done by your mom.

[The selfie is captured!

With Wade having elegantly lofted a middle finger]

YOLO.

No. My sisters.

[He lowers the camera to see it for himself and looks disappointed. Oh well.]

How come you didn't use your weapons? Do you have some sort of code of honor?

My code of honor is not stabbing a thirteen year old kid in the face because he called me playground names.

I don't think you'd live through a real match.

I think you're just upset because you're all talk. You wear a stupid spandex suit that you look like you got out of some costume shop, the kind that's in a corner and smells questionable and people tend to avoid, but sometimes you get curious and go in and immediately you regret everything. Or die. Sometimes both. You wouldn't wear something like that if you didn't have an ego louder than the rest of your personality, and you show off your weapons too. But I still caught you off guard and I don't think you like that.

Besides, whether or not I'd live is my concern and that should be my choice to make if I want to fight you.

No really I'm not even kidding.

I was seriously just fucking with you.

...

Your suit sucks. [Punches the water one more time for good measure and walks away.]

Everyone's suit sucks, it's part of the job.

You're lucky you weren't alive for the eighties.

[He just gets up, apparently not even bruised or sore, shaking out his feet a bit before turning his back to Juane to remove the mask and wring it out]

You want a real fight go blow up a building.

The wha--? Is that an Earth thing? It sounds like an Earth thing.

[Neither of them got hurt but now that the fight's over he's trying not to shiver.]

Can't. I'm one of the good guys. I guess that puts us on the same side.

You're talking like you're not an earth thing.

Yeah it's an earth thing. It was about ten years worth of earth things.

Sure. Sure lets go with that. Teammates. Amigos. Ultrabuddys.

No. A Remnant thing. But there are a lot of others from Earth, or some variation here.

Was it some kind of great war?

Sorry, you can't just form a team out of nowhere. You have to make a team name, a team attack, and appoint someone as leader.

Well that sounds just like earth.

... I actually would not be lying if I said kind of.

So I'm gonna say I'm the leader, the team attack is I win and the team name is Team Deadpool.

It does? I thought Earth was a normal planet without many fantasy or sci-fi elements.

A not so great war?

What no you can't just decide everything about your team just like that. It has to have a meaning behind it and make sense. You don't seem like the leader type. The team attack name is just something snarky you made up and doesn't have anything to do with our strengths as a team which I can't figure out because you're a jerk who won't fight me. And the name has to be both our names combined and sound like a color. DJJ is taken so...JD? [He pronounces it as "Jade".]

Oh there's an infinite amount of alternate realities of earth where it's totally fantasy or scifi or not or both or earth doesn't exist anymore or never existed so on so forth.

It was a fashion war, I can tell you that. Blue eyelashes. Don't look back.

I'm leader because I'm an old crusty fuck and I say so. Also Jade is a girls name, if we gotta be a girls name why can't we be Becky?

Doesn't that get confusing? Are you a time traveler?

...Blue eyelashes sound cool.

Because Becky isn't a color and Jade is a name based on a color and our names combined.

No. Just very aware.

I'm sorry you're wrong.

I want to be the Becky team though.

Aware of what?

Says the guy who probably doesn't know what waterproof mascara is.

Then find someone else who can combine their name to be Becky.

The fact we're just pawns in a massive fake universe.

[Wade. Wade please]

Excuse you, I can't swim without my non-run mascara on.

Why does it have to be a portmanteau though? Why can't it just be a random name for funsies?

Would we be able to tell if we were?

I don't think you can swim. At all.

Because that's against the rules! Go make your own team if you want team Becky so bad.

I mean I can tell.

Okay for your information it's really hard to swim in an undertow, I'm not fucking Aquaman.

I'm gonna find Becky and tell her you don't like her.

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