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[acheat]

Artemis.

Could you do me a massive favor?

[Don't even think about not answering this, Artie. He knows where you live]

I've heard tell of an elixir called "coffee" usually located in the bigger cities of Genessia. Do you suppose you could find a cup of this for me? I'll be sure to do a favor for you next~.

[Don't talk like that, Jarlaxle. And no, he won't make this post private because he doesn't even care.]

Oh! Has anyone managed to beat dear Artemis in combat yet? Tell me if you do! I want to have a conversation with you about a possible job offer. First one to best our dear Artemis in a sword fight gets top payment.

[JARLAXLE NO]

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[black_black_heart]

[Tannusen's smile is slow, and lazy.]

That depends... far be it from you to coax me into what, exactly?

[acheat]

Well... You see, I'm in a bit of a situation.

I'm the head of a little order of operations. A thieves guild some might call it, though it goes somewhat beyond that. We're in desperate need of intelligent members, men and women who's skills surpass the ordinary. We're looking for people who are beyond the pale, someone extraordinary, someone who might find excitement in situations others may see as fearful, even dangerous.

[black_black_heart]

[The unseelie faerie laughs.]

There's excitement... and then there's something else. Are you... recruiting on an open frequency?

Come to Velvet Lust in Genessia, at night, and ask for the tiger. If you're looking for beyond the pale, you should be willing to put in a little leg-work for it.

[acheat]

Of course not, it's all very legal, everyone needs a militia, don't they?

[LIAR]

I didn't expect you to be easy. I'll be finding you soon.

[black_black_heart]

Oh honey, I'm extremely easy in the right circumstances.

I look forward to your visit.

[acheat]

[There's a bright laugh at that]

You can expect to see me soon, sir.

[And with a tip of the hat, he's on his way!]